mate, do u ever think about how Iconic River Song was??
- trashed her husbands ride so bad that the universe exploded
- lurked around at her parent’s wedding for The Lolz
- faked being surprised at shit for 100 years??
- basically threatened 2 let the universe die if the doctor didn’t marry her??
- one time she and the doctor had a fight that was so bad he went and lived with some otters for a month
- shoots everything (including hats) and it turns the doctor on
- poisoned a dude so she could sell him the antidote
- probably had sex with cleopatra???
- went back in time and became her mum’s best friend so she could kill her future husband in the future
- asked some sontarans if they were on a hens night
- jumped offed things such as a building and also the empty vacum of space so the doctor would catch her
- hung out with her parents and husband and did really crazy shit before they knew who she was
- made constant jokes about how much sex her and her husband have while she doin said crazy shit
- also when they finally knew who she was, she didn’t let up on the inuendos at all
- hair that expanded like the universe
- even tho she constantly breaks out of prison, she always goes back 2 be polite 2 the guards
- became an archaeologist to stalk her man and get paid 4 it
- had sex with the doctor for 24 years straight lmao A Legend
Okay so know @marriagehoney already posted about this but I just have to repeat it:
LOOK IT’S RIVER SONG. I mean really who else could it be? They already showed Susan:
and it’s clearly a different picture. Susan is in black and white, while the other photo is in sepia and has different framing. PLUS I’m sure we’re all familiar with the information given to us by the writers:
“In one corner of a cluttered, book-lined study at St Luke’s sits a blue police box, an ‘OUT OF ORDER’ sign on its door. In a cup on the desk are a selection of screwdrivers, all of them sonic, and framed photographs of the two women that one man holds closest to his hearts: River Song and his granddaughter, Susan.”
So the other picture is River!!! And I’m much more excited than I should be about that. Let’s looks a little closer?
Poor quality, I know. But I just wish I could see the whole thing. The thing is, BBC usually just uses stalk photos for this kind of thing, as seen in Kate’s bulletin board of companions in UNIT:
All stalk photos. I think it would be SO exciting to get a new photo of River, maybe something from the 24 years!
And for the record, I am going to squeal and fangasm about EVERY SINGLE REFERENCE that is made about River this season. I really hope there will be a lot.