Zodiac signs' wake up time

    Aries: 7 A.M

    Taurus : 9 A.M

    Gemini: *never sleeps*

    Cancer: 10 A.M

    Leo: 12 P.M?? 5 A.M??? It fluctuates

    Virgo: 3 A.M but then goes back to sleep and wakes up at 12 P.M

    Libra: 2 P.M sometimes even 4 P.M

    Scorpio: ??????

    Sagittarius: early bird so usually from 6 AM - 9 AM

    Capricorn: Time is but an illusion and they sleep whenever they want to and wake up exactly 6.7 hours later

    Aquarius: 10:30 A.M

    Pisces: only wakes up if awakened

    What the signs are addicted to

    Aries : coffee and tv shows

    Taurus : cuddling and fresh flowers

    Gemini : the internet and science fiction

    Cancer : movies and cats

    Leo : fashion and make out sessions

    Virgo : books and tea

    Libra : their phone and photography

    Scorpio : kisses and alcohol

    Sagittarius : travelling and art

    Capricorn : writing and their bed

    Aquarius : anime and dogs

    Pisces : fairy lights and chocolate

    the signs as feelings

    Aries: A sundress with nothing underneath; lying on a trampoline at nighttime; being dragged into an adventure; the way your stomach feels like it's falling faster than the rest of you; a brand new backpack; a balcony view.

    Taurus: Someone you love tying your shoes for you; when someone points out something about you that nobody has ever noticed before; the perfect shade of lipstick; snorkeling in shallow water, following the fishes; a high school party.

    Gemini: When everybody laughs with you; seeing a "sign"; a handful of smooth rocks from the bottom of a river; holding hands in a platonic way; feeling awestruck and terrified by the idea of a world beyond this one; cutting fresh fruit.

    Cancer: A light sunburn; the comforting voice of your mother; a black-sand beach; a weeping willow tree; bare feet in Bermuda grass; tiny fish nibbling on your toes; fireworks on the fourth of July.

    Leo: Intense, secret eye contact; "accidental" touches; a long-awaited reunion; the sleek, shiny atmosphere of a fashion show; exceeded expectations; the sunset after the storm; the perfect candid picture.

    Virgo: A hotel room with a skyline view; a shy, solemn first touch; shopping for new school supplies; the soles of your feet in warm sand; the way it feels to wear bright colors; the "new book" smell.

    Libra: An airplane ride; a shooting star; painting stray objects with nail polish; the moment the lights go down before a concert begins; the way your confidence grows when you read; being together.

    Scorpio: Walking on an empty golf course at night; when your feet touch the colder water in the deep parts of a lake; squinting at the moon until you can make out its craters; being swept off of your feet during a hug.

    Sagittarius: The electric atmosphere of a dark movie theatre; packing a suitcase; shaking out a pillowcase or a new garbage bag, feeling it fill with air; driving on an empty highway at nighttime, windows down.

    Capricorn: Yawning in the shower; a brand new, leather-bound journal; the mystic, blue light of an aquarium; a package on your doorstep; spending time alone by choice; receiving a reward that you know you've earned.

    Aquarius: Stealing alcohol from your parents; sneaking out of the house in the middle of the night to take a walk; talking about ghosts; the smell of makeup wipes; unrequited adoration; the sound of Stevie Nicks' voice.

    Pisces: A hug when you really need one; warm rain in the summertime; espadrille sandals; an accidental nap; crowd-surfing; the first time wearing a brand new pair of shoes, anticipating the compliments.

    Some real creepy shit, get your fix.

    1. Think of the last person who said I love you, do you think they meant it?

    2. Would you date an 18-year-old at the age you are now?

    3. When’s the last time you were aggravated and happy at the same time?

    4. Would you ever smile at a stranger?

    5. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are?

    6. Have you heard a song that reminds you of someone today?

    7. What exactly are you wearing right now?

    8. How often do you listen to music?

    9. Do you wear jeans or sweats more?

    10. Do you think your life will change dramatically before 2013?

    11. Are you a social or an antisocial person?

    12. Have you ever kissed someone whose name begins with the letter ‘A’?

    13. What about ‘R’?

    14. Can you drive a stick shift?

    15. Do you care if people talk badly about you?

    16. Are you going out of town soon?

    17. When was the last time you cried?

    18. Have you ever told someone you loved them?

    19. If you could change your eye color, would you?

    20. Is there a boy who you would do absolutely everything for?

    21. Name something you dislike about the day you’re having.

    22. Is it cute when guys kiss you on your forehead?

    23. Are you dating the last person you talked to?

    24. What are you sitting on right now?

    25. Does anyone regularly (other than family) tell you they love you?

    26. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?

    27. Who was the last person you talked to before you went to bed last night?

    28. Do you get a lot of colds?

    29. Where is the shirt you are wearing from?

    30. Does anyone hate you?

    31. Do you have any empty alcohol bottles hidden somewhere in your room?

    32. Do you like watching scary movies?

    33. Do you want your tongue pierced?

    34. If you had to delete one year of your life completely, which would it be?

    35. Did you have a dream last night?

    36. When was the last time you told someone you loved them?

    37. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?

    38. Do you think someone has feelings for you?

    39. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?

    40. Did you have a good day yesterday?

    41. Think back 2 months ago; were you in a relationship?

    42. In the next 48 hours, will you hang out with a girl?

    43. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you?

    44. What’s the best part about school?

    45. Do you have any pictures on your Facebook?

    46. Do you ever pass notes to your friends in school?

    47. Do you replay things that have happened in your head?

    48. Were you single over the last summer?

    49. Is your life anything like it was two years ago?

    50. What are you supposed to be doing right now?

    51. Do you hate the last guy you had a conversation with?

    52. Are you nice to everyone?

    53. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?

    54. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?

    55. Are you good at hiding your feelings?

    56. Do you think you like someone?

    57. Have you kissed someone whose name starts with a ‘J’?

    58. Do you prefer to be friends with girls or boys?

    59. Has anyone of your friends ever seen you cry?

    60. Do you hate anyone?

    61. How’s your heart?

    62. Is there something that happened in your past that you hate talking about?

    63. Have you ever cried over a guy?

    64. Who is probably talking a load of crap about you right now?

    65. Are your toenails painted pink?

    66. Will your next kiss be a mistake?

    67. Girls love it when boyfriends cry; correct?

    68. Have your pants ever fallen down in public?

    69. Who was the last person you were on the phone with?

    70. How do you look right now?

    71. Do you have someone you can be your complete self around?

    72. Can you commit to one person?

    73. Do you have someone of the opposite sex you can tell everything to?

    74. Have you ever felt replaced?

    75. Did you wake up cranky?

    76. Are you a jealous person?

    77. Are relationships ever worth it?

    78. Anyone you’re giving up on?

    79. Currently wanting to see anyone?

    80. Name something you have to do tomorrow?

    81. Last person you cried in front of?

    82. Is there someone you will never forget?

    83. Do you think the person you have feelings for is protective of you?

    84. If the person you wish to be with were with you, what would you be doing right now?

    85. Are you over your past?

    86. Have you ever liked one of your best friends of the opposite sex?

    87. Is there anyone you can tell EVERYTHING to?

    88. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept?

    89. So, the last person you kissed just happens to arrive at your door at 3AM; do you let them in?

    90. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated?

    91. Will you be in a relationship in 2 months?

    92. Is there anyone you know with the name Michael?

    93. Have you ever kissed a Matthew?

    94. Were you in a relationship in January? How was it going?

    95. Were you happy with the person you liked in March?

    96. Don’t tell me lies, is the last person you texted attractive?

    97. Who do you have texts from?

    98. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?

    99. Have you ever kissed someone older than you?

    100. Who’s in your profile picture with you?

    101. Ever kissed under fireworks?

    102. Has anybody ever given you butterflies?

    Hey look, actual "unique" questions

    1:Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?

    2:Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?

    3:Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?

    4:Have you ever stolen a street sign before?

    5:Do you like to use post-it notes?

    6:Do you cut out coupons but then never use them?

    7:Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees?

    8:Do you have freckles?

    9:Do you always smile for pictures?

    10:What is your biggest pet peeve?

    11:Do you ever count your steps when you walk?

    12:Have you ever peed in the woods?

    13:What about pooped in the woods?

    14:Do you ever dance even if theres no music playing?

    15:Do you chew your pens and pencils?

    16:How many people have you slept with this week?

    17:What size is your bed?

    18:What is your Song of the week?

    19:Is it okay for guys to wear pink?

    20:Do you still watch cartoons?

    21:Whats your least favorite movie?

    22:Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some?

    23:Bra size or pants size?

    24:What do you dip a chicken nugget in?

    25:What is your favorite food?

    26:What movies could you watch over and over and still love?

    27:Last person you kissed/kissed you?

    28:Were you ever a boy/girl scout?

    29:Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?

    30:When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?

    31:Can you change the oil on a car?

    32:Ever gotten a speeding ticket?

    33:Ever ran out of gas?

    34:Favorite kind of sandwich?

    35:Best thing to eat for breakfast?

    36:What is your usual bedtime?

    37:Are you lazy?

    38:When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween?

    39:What is your Chinese astrological sign?

    40:Are you horny?

    41:Do you have any magazine subscriptions?

    42:Which are better legos or lincoln logs?

    43:Are you stubborn?

    44:Who is better...Leno or Letterman?

    45:Ever watch soap operas?

    46:Are you afraid of heights?

    47:Do you sing in the car?

    48:Do you sing in the shower?

    49:Do you dance in the car?

    50:Ever used a gun?

    51:Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?

    52:Do you think musicals are cheesy?

    53:Is Christmas stressful?

    54:Ever eat a pierogi?

    55:Favorite type of fruit pie?

    56:Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?

    57:Do you believe in ghosts?

    58:Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?

    59:Take a vitamin daily?

    60:Wear slippers?

    61:Wear a bath robe?

    62:What do you wear to bed?

    63:First concert?

    64:Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?

    65:Nike or Adidas?

    66:Cheetos Or Fritos?

    67:Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?

    68:Ever hear of the group Tres Bien?

    69:Ever take dance lessons?

    70:Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?

    71:Can you curl your tongue?

    72:Ever won a spelling bee?

    73:Have you ever cried because you were so happy?

    74:Own any record albums?

    75:Own a record player?

    76:Regularly burn incense?

    77:Ever been in love?

    78:Who would you like to see in concert?

    79:What was the last concert you saw?

    80:Hot tea or cold tea?

    81:Tea or coffee?

    82:Sugar or snickerdoodles?

    83:Can you swim well?

    84:Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?

    85:Are you patient?

    86:DJ or band, at a wedding?

    87:Ever won a contest?

    88:Ever have plastic surgery?

    89:Which are better black or green olives?

    90:Can you knit or crochet?

    91:Best room for a fireplace?

    92:Do you want to get married?

    93:If married, how long have you been married?

    94:Who was your HS crush?

    95:Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way?

    96:Do you have kids?

    97:Do you want kids?

    98:Whats your favorite color?

    99:Do you miss anyone right now?

    the signs writing

    Aries: 2 kewl 4 skewl man

    Taurus: loose the pencil every damn minute fuck

    Gemini: no transitions at all

    Cancer: emotional appeal 100%

    Leo: they don't

    Virgo: organize their writing space neatly and then stare into empty space for like 10 hours

    Libra: get bored and stop

    Scorpio: write about death

    Sagittarius: it's so happy and optimistic holy fuck

    Capricorn: romantic as fuck

    Aquarius: so fricken detailed even when they're like sexting holy shit

    Pisces: fish

    the signs as overused movie tropes

    Aries: walking away calmly from that explosion that just happened

    Taurus: the slow clap thingy that doesnt really happen irl

    Gemini: "HELLO? IS ANYBODY THERE?"

    Cancer: when the flashlight goes out when u need it most

    Leo: pulling someone, usually a female, up from a cliff

    Virgo: getting shot but u had a secret bullet proof vest on

    Libra: when someones interrupts two people CLEARLY about to kiss

    Scorpio: when the dead person isn't actually dead

    Sagittarius: slapping that a-hole in the face

    Capricorn: how they nEVER say goodbye on the phone

    Aquarius: "just gimme a beer"

    Pisces: getting fired and having to put ur belongings into one tiny box the same day