Asking if his friend can come out to play 

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Once you’ve watched this, there is no going back

Dec 4: Remember that time we learned Clark Kent totally peeked at all his Christmas presents with his X-Ray vision? (Justice League, “Comfort and Joy”)

lucianite

Because Clark is awesome and loves christmas.

remember that time we learned clark kent is a grown man who still believes santa exists

queerrobbiereyes

He’s an alien and a superhero who knows other superheros in a world with a talking telepathic Gorilla, ofc he believes, anything is game.

thecrazyfereldan

Thats because Father Christmas/Santa Claus totally DOES exist in the DC universe, and  every year, without fail, Santa fights through Apokolips’ defenses just to give a lump of coal to Darkseid.

He W H A T

squided

They’re both checking that guy out

nice dick as always bro

🤠

whoever said scooby doo isn’t intellectual: explain this then

femalemachete

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

50shadesofcanteven

MY CHEST 💀😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

What tf was he trying to do

HE BOUNCED😭😭

nikez-40z

“COUNTRYYY BOii”

Lmaoooo

that scream ended me

I’m in bed crying real tears 🤣🤣🤣😂

fuckboyizm

I’m ugly gulp laughing 😭

i gotta reblog this every time it ends up on the dash

aye y'all wanna see a dead body lmao

“With no shews er nuffin! WITH NO SHEWS!”

thebademperor

“Goodbye cruel world”…lmfaooooo !!!!

Did he accomplish his goal?

oh to be a blue unicorn living on a deserted island and doing nothing but being Julian…

this is an insult

x

Wait. What?!

slo-mo-sapien

This is hell.