half of australia: on fire
other half of australia: under water
half of australia: on fire
other half of australia: under water
getting ready for school in the morning: sits on my bed without a shirt on for 10 minutes thinking about how much I hate school
me halfway through shaving my legs: I don't want to do this anymore
obama: ay romney. i wanna know somethin...
romney: and that is?
obama: i dont see how you can hate oustide the White House
obama: you cant even get in
obama: haha leggo
guys: uh why do girls care so much about being skinny? it's so annoying
guys: ew fat chicks
guys: why do girls care so much about shopping and romance and nail polish lol so annoying
guys: ew crazy butch lesbian manly feminazis why can't they act more feminine lol
guys: why do girls wear makeup they look so much better without it
guys: oh i'm so sorry are you sick? tired? dying?
guys: haha girls suck at math/science/sports
guys: a girl who does math/science/sports? well? get back in the kitchen that shits not gonna get you a husband
guys: why are girls so sensitive when we look at their boobs or something c'mon with that top you're asking for it
guys: oh my god a gay guy just hit on me how fucking disgusting what a creeper doesn't he have any boundaries?