half of australia: on fire

other half of australia: under water

getting ready for school in the morning: sits on my bed without a shirt on for 10 minutes thinking about how much I hate school

me halfway through shaving my legs: I don't want to do this anymore

obama: ay romney. i wanna know somethin...

romney: and that is?

obama: i dont see how you can hate oustide the White House

obama: you cant even get in

obama: haha leggo

guys: uh why do girls care so much about being skinny? it's so annoying

guys: ew fat chicks

guys: why do girls care so much about shopping and romance and nail polish lol so annoying

guys: ew crazy butch lesbian manly feminazis why can't they act more feminine lol

guys: why do girls wear makeup they look so much better without it

guys: oh i'm so sorry are you sick? tired? dying?

guys: haha girls suck at math/science/sports

guys: a girl who does math/science/sports? well? get back in the kitchen that shits not gonna get you a husband

guys: why are girls so sensitive when we look at their boobs or something c'mon with that top you're asking for it

guys: oh my god a gay guy just hit on me how fucking disgusting what a creeper doesn't he have any boundaries?