hellish-daddywhat is a better than sex?
hatinstay in bed all day with girl and kiss all parts of her body, some cigarette listen fave music and sleep together, eat pizza play with her hair, kiss on her neck, lips, hug from back and fall asleep
hellish-daddy hatin
confirmanceme addressing serious topics: yo that's wild
A brief summary of every Broadway musical ever
Act 1: š
Act 2: ā¹ļø
me when iām sad: .....i should......buy stuff.....
Me, trying to open up to my friends: I feel sad
Them: aw :(
Me: okay I'm never doing that again
What she says: I'm fine
What she means: Selena Gomez guest starred on Hannah Montana as pop star/rival Mikayla Skeech in three separate episodes. But she also was Alex Russo in Wizards of Waverly Place. We know that Wizards of Waverly Place and Hannah Montana take place in the same world because of the 2009 crossover special "Wizards on Deck with Hannah Montana". Both characters can't exist simultaneously unless Alex Russo created a pop star alter ego and used magic to never be recognized for it, yet this is never addressed and the series move on
Me: *makes a small irrelevant mistake*
My Brain, banging pots and pans together: YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUC
Me: *makes huge mistake that will directly affect my future horribly*
My Brain, lounging on a lawn chair with shades on: ....acknowledged
heart: treat yo self
bank account: please dear god do not do that
what she says: i'm fine
what she means: stevie nicks wrote landslide in 1973 and she still sings it in 2016 and the line "i'm getting older too" just makes me emotional, i wonder if she now relates to the song in a very different way because she's sang it thousands of times over 43 years of her life with her former boyfriend almost always by her side
you: Group Project
Me, an Intellectual: We're going to fucking fail
internal discourse
me: what are you fucking stupid???
also me: yes
watering plants
plants: yes all over my face daddy
me: what
plants: what
watering plants
plants: yes all over my face daddy
me: what
plants: what
Me at my second Rodeo
Me: This ain't my first Rodeo
thin girl: all i do is eat pizza and smoke weed and play video games
everyone: god... she is The Dream Girl... so cute and Unique... shes not like the other girls who only eat salads, shes Real
fat girl: i like pizza too
everyone: wow... consider being healthy maybe? disgusting
me at the store: do i want some snacks? nah it's ok
me at home: past me was a fucking dumbass
person: *literally anything*
my brain: how bout... we spend hours overthinking this? (:
what she says: i'm fine
what she means: stevie nicks wrote landslide in 1973 and she still sings it in 2016 and the line "i'm getting older too" just makes me emotional, i wonder if she now relates to the song in a very different way because she's sang it thousands of times over 43 years of her life with her former boyfriend almost always by her side
what she says: i'm fine
what she means: stevie nicks wrote landslide in 1973 and she still sings it in 2016 and the line "i'm getting older too" just makes me emotional, i wonder if she now relates to the song in a very different way because she's sang it thousands of times over 43 years of her life with her former boyfriend almost always by her side
me: please, for the love of god, let me concentrate
my shit brain: taaaaake ooooon meeee, TAKE ON ME, TAAAAKE MEEE OOOOOON