Hello. I don't think Corona is going to end anytime soon and tbh I'm my truest self online.

I'm going to put my friendship/companion resume

Personal Interest

Disadvantages

Things that will literally make my heart stutter

Me during school: thinking about kpop

Me while sleeping: thinking about kpop

Me while eating: thinking about kpop & food

Me while doing sports: thinking about kpop

Me while talking to my friends: thinking about kpop

Me while doing homework: thinking about kpop

Me all the time: thinking about kpop

Me while thinking about kpop: dying

Also me: i swear i'm normal

My life in a nutshell (Fluff and Smut)

Me: Can't read Fluff without physically screaming, smiling and bashing head off any solid surfaces

Also me: but can read gay hardcore ring ding dong grinding and a 1990s galloping gay horse showdown with a straight face in public

Seventeen as pillows

S.Coups: the one shaped like a man's upper body for women's comfort

Jeonghan: the really furry one where you constantly get hair in your mouth

Joshua: has a voice box inside that your friend hid and every time you lay down its like "wHATSUP"

Jun: the hello kitty one with drool stains all over it that you hide when friends come over

Hoshi: tacky patterns but appreciated for the unique personality

Wonwoo: square and completely black

Woozi: one that plays soft music but actually has knives inside

DK: fluffy fluffy fLUfFy

Mingyu: dog shaped bc he's an actual puppy

The8: cuddly and soft and getting out of bed is always hard

Seungkwan: for some reason there's an alarm clock in the middle of it wAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAWAKE UP

Vernon: the one with the pillowcase that holds all your drug money

Dino: probably a pillow pet

Taehyung

Taehyung: [buys a bottle of water and goes to the beach]

Taehyung: You are free now, be with your family :) *pours all of the water out*

Me: *screams as if I'm being murdered*

Mom: *rushes into my room*

Me: *screaming* *crying* *rolling on the floor because of the feels*

Mom: *looks at me as if I just murdered someone*

Me: E-Exo has their own V channel *hold heart*

Mom: *stares, blinks, walks away unsure of what to say or do*

Me: *dies*

what she says: I'm fine

what she means: I am so emotional right now. jeon jungkook has once again proved he has the voice of an angel; he is beyond beautiful and I will never be okay again. Ever

Me @ BTS: Why the fuck you dyin'? Why you always dyin'? Hmmmmm oh my god, Stop fucking dying!!!