Hello. I don't think Corona is going to end anytime soon and tbh I'm my truest self online.
I'm going to put my friendship/companion resume
Personal Interest
Disadvantages
Things that will literally make my heart stutter
Hello. I don't think Corona is going to end anytime soon and tbh I'm my truest self online.
I'm going to put my friendship/companion resume
Personal Interest
Disadvantages
Things that will literally make my heart stutter
Me during school: thinking about kpop
Me while sleeping: thinking about kpop
Me while eating: thinking about kpop & food
Me while doing sports: thinking about kpop
Me while talking to my friends: thinking about kpop
Me while doing homework: thinking about kpop
Me all the time: thinking about kpop
Me while thinking about kpop: dying
Also me: i swear i'm normal
My life in a nutshell (Fluff and Smut)
Me: Can't read Fluff without physically screaming, smiling and bashing head off any solid surfaces
Also me: but can read gay hardcore ring ding dong grinding and a 1990s galloping gay horse showdown with a straight face in public
Seventeen as pillows
S.Coups: the one shaped like a man's upper body for women's comfort
Jeonghan: the really furry one where you constantly get hair in your mouth
Joshua: has a voice box inside that your friend hid and every time you lay down its like "wHATSUP"
Jun: the hello kitty one with drool stains all over it that you hide when friends come over
Hoshi: tacky patterns but appreciated for the unique personality
Wonwoo: square and completely black
Woozi: one that plays soft music but actually has knives inside
DK: fluffy fluffy fLUfFy
Mingyu: dog shaped bc he's an actual puppy
The8: cuddly and soft and getting out of bed is always hard
Seungkwan: for some reason there's an alarm clock in the middle of it wAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAWAKE UP
Vernon: the one with the pillowcase that holds all your drug money
Dino: probably a pillow pet
Taehyung
Taehyung: [buys a bottle of water and goes to the beach]
Taehyung: You are free now, be with your family :) *pours all of the water out*
Me: *screams as if I'm being murdered*
Mom: *rushes into my room*
Me: *screaming* *crying* *rolling on the floor because of the feels*
Mom: *looks at me as if I just murdered someone*
Me: E-Exo has their own V channel *hold heart*
Mom: *stares, blinks, walks away unsure of what to say or do*
Me: *dies*
what she says: I'm fine
what she means: I am so emotional right now. jeon jungkook has once again proved he has the voice of an angel; he is beyond beautiful and I will never be okay again. Ever
Me @ BTS: Why the fuck you dyin'? Why you always dyin'? Hmmmmm oh my god, Stop fucking dying!!!