I'm singing the Kristy Crab pizza song with my cousin. This bitch starts the "kRuStY CrAyYaB pizza"

I'm fuckin dead.

You know. It really makes sense you're gay n shit. Only the gays are that good at Just Dance

My 1yr old step brother LOVES The Big Comfy Couch. The whole clown aesthetic is such a vibe tbh. Like why am I so inspired?

I wake up at 2am for work and everyday I lay in bed for at least 10mins thinking "If only the balcony was a bit higher"

Fuck it. My first dance song at my wedding finna be You Are The Music in Me from Highschool Musical 2.

I really want some Naruto sandals for summer. But I have no clue what I would even wear with them tbh.

"I finished Hannibal"

"That was fast. What did you think?!"

"Is it just me. Or was it so fuckin gay?"

acelordsin

Funk Jungle intensifies

My baby brother is the cutest 🥰

Idk why I fuckin gasped when Edward decided to leave Bella in Midnight Sun. I don't get why he had to drag shit out so long!

"You're the love of my life. Light in the darkness. Silence amongst the noise"

All that just to dip! I'm starting to think he shoved her into all that glass on purpose.

Stephanie Meyer deserves a letter of apology for having to write Midnight Sun tbh

Imagine

Hunger Games style cannons (you know. The ones that announce what tributes died) but it's celebrities who've died from Covid.

Edward is 100% 17 year old vampire.

Why is it so satisfying to see Sasuke get low key whomped on by Lee?

"You're not stressed or totally freaking out on the inside"

Said as I have literal patches of psoriasis on my face

Technically a woman shouldn't move out until she's married. I'm not a loser, just acting as a child of the lord should.

Bangtan wasn't lying bout this S20 camera

Fun fact. I watched all 9 Stray Dogz movies with no subtitles in three days.

Yo. Why do pirate sea shanties low key slap?

Sibling check