It Hit Me

    I realized how weird my family is. My interest in Kpop came up at dinner. Mom "Hey. Who's that Kpop group you like?" Me "You have to be more specific" Dad "Your main Ho's. The one you ordered the CD." Me "Oh. Bts? What about them?" Brother "Who's your bottom bitch?" Sadly I knew exactly what he meant and said "Jungkook. Defiantly my bottom bitch" Mom "What does bts stand for?" Brother "Born to slay duh. Get with the program" Dad "There was another one. Dusty motherfuckers." Brother "Dad. They're Asian. They look 13 until they're 58." Mom "All this talk about bottom bitches, dusty motherfuckers and main Ho's. The real question's dinner?"