Tf you mean Give it to Me isn't twerkable?

......Wewl shit.

The devil is tempting me. He rolls blunts and uses K's instead of C's.

PSA! I'm a fuckin simp for girl weebs

Last night while drunk I got a boys phone number. Now I'mma go smoke pot with him like a responsible adult.

Reviews for The Sims can't be trusted. Everyone hates everything yet keeps spending money.

I remember watching Bts on ASC live

Not to be dramatic, but who gave him permission to be this fine

Bruh. I'm high as shit and accidentally talked to my roommate for way too long. What do I do?

When I was fucked up the other night my mom ditched me to get some dick. Her boyfriend asked if I was alright cause I was puking and she told him "Idk. I'll find out tomorrow" and bounced.

My depression pit is really coming along. The walls are plastered in Bts photos and fairy lights. I have a nice oil diffuser. What really brought it together is my Switch. Now I can lay down and play games! Plus my cat Mary-Beth has gotten nice and thicc. Perfect for snuggling.

My mom when I'm treating our villagers like real people

I started playing Skyrim and I found a little orphan girl outside a tavern. Turns out I can ADOPT her. I have abandoned everything in a mission to buy a house so I can adopt this child.

Minecraft hits different when high. I thought this game was for 12yr olds.

Wait a sec. All I had to do was close messenger. Now the conflict is done and over with. I found a life hack!

Happy Birthday to Min Yoongi!

My FBI agent when they have to listen to the Shooky song for the 15th time today

Inuyasha running with Kagome like

"You must face your inner shadows, but resist being submerged into its depth"

I felt that shit Min Yoongi

I feel like every time I have a social interaction I fuck something up. I don't think anyone else notices, but I do and I walk away from conversations embarrassed thinking about all the things I said wrong.