This gem came on shuffle and unlocked memories I’d long forgotten. If you ever wonder why I am so fucking dramatic, this is the shit I felt in my soul at 14.

How come I'm nodding off at 7pm, but still stay awake until 3am.

I'm on season 6 of Supernatural. Sam has got to be the dumbest motherfucker. Yes everyone makes their fair share of mistakes. But it seems every time Sam decides to really follow his better judgement, everything goes to shit. This show was right up my alley as a teen. I never finished it and I really want to see where it goes.

BRUH! I just saw some guys stealing cars off the lot of a dealership. Where the fuck do I live?

That awkward moment your brother says a your mom joke and you dad fires back with "My mother has been dead for 9 years"

22-going-nowhere

This shit hasn't been cool since 20never

I knew it! I saw Jesse Mccartney on FTWD last week and was like "No. It can't be him.....right?" AND IT WAS! I don't think we've seen the last of Jack.

When you and your friends hit the club

When you walk in on a weird ass conversation

It Hit Me

I realized how weird my family is. My interest in Kpop came up at dinner. Mom "Hey. Who's that Kpop group you like?" Me "You have to be more specific" Dad "Your main Ho's. The one you ordered the CD." Me "Oh. Bts? What about them?" Brother "Who's your bottom bitch?" Sadly I knew exactly what he meant and said "Jungkook. Defiantly my bottom bitch" Mom "What does bts stand for?" Brother "Born to slay duh. Get with the program" Dad "There was another one. Dusty motherfuckers." Brother "Dad. They're Asian. They look 13 until they're 58." Mom "All this talk about bottom bitches, dusty motherfuckers and main Ho's. The real question is.....how's dinner?"