@alienhyena
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2020-08-09 21:39:52

    Ok so I wanted to ask some questions about some of the official ability card images I found earlier

    Why is Hydra’s head so big like he is a giant dragon?

    WHY we don’t have this epic artwork as a poster or smth?

    Why is he melting? WHY is he chasing Baron??

    WHY IS HE IMPRISONED?? IS THIS BECAUSE HE SENT ALL BAKUGANS TO HELL EARLIER? IF SO, WHEN??

    Also why is it called PYRUS VEXOS when Hydra is neither Pyrus or Vexos?

    WHY DID THEY GIVE US THE BIGGEST SPOILER ON A CARD??

    WTF IS THIS ARTWORK? HOW IS THIS OFFICIAL??

    WHY DID THEY MAKE ALICE’S EYES WHITE? DID THEY FORGET TO COLOR THEM? DOESN’T THEY USE ALREADY MADE RENDERS?

    soldatka-deactivated20190308

    Some of y'all don’t want fandom to be fun at all you want it to be like some kind of gd AP Lit class where all we do is have pointed debates over the most Correct interpretation of media like NO get fucked I will project onto my favorite character and write whatever shitty nonsense fic for whatever illogical pairing I want die mad about it

    alienhyena

    It’s two parts of me

    "but won't it affect your sleep schedule" you don't understand. I don't have a sleep "schedule", I just go to sleep at certain times. that is not a habit! past performance does not indicate future results! some ppl are under the impression that oh if you go to bed and wake up at certain times your body will adjust and it'll become natural muh muh muh BULLSHIT! my body does not "adjust" to me waking up at 7am and going to bed at 10pm every day like a normal human, it strains constantly against the horrid meaningless societal bonds that ask it to perform this pathetic routine. the second and I mean the SECOND my body doesn't have to wake up or go to bed at certain times because of external factors it's snooze time WHENEVER. my brain does not remember or care about me getting 8 nice hours of sleep at the same time every day for the past month, it just conks out whenever and wakes up whenever. time means nothing. I'll sleep for 12 hours and wake up at 5pm and eat dinner for breakfast and take a little nap at 3 in the morning, wake up at 6am with the rest of my family, and then stay up for 52 hours playing video games. There Is No Pattern. There Is No Law That Governs Me. I am nothingness in a sea of numbers and time. sleep schedule my ass

    astrailhads

    it’s wild to me how there is literally ZERO correlation between what a piece of media is like and what its fanworks are like. 2014 captain america fans were out there writing poetry and full-on academic papers inside of their fics. sonic the hedgehog and my little pony fandoms are both famous for drawing fetishes you’ve never even heard of. les miserables fans spent most of their energy on college aus. there is literally no consistency or observable pattern and it’s incredible

    ANIMATED MOVIES TURNED/TURNING 20 YEARS IN 2020

    The Tigger Movie (February 11th, 2000)

    An Extremely Goofy Movie (February 29th, 2000)

    The Road to El Dorado (March 31st, 2000)

    Dinosaur (May 19th, 2000)

    Titan A.E. (June 16th, 2000)

    Chicken Run (June 21st, 2000)

    Pokemon 3: The Movie (July 8th, 2000)

    The Little Mermaid 2: Return to the Sea (September 19th, 2000)

    Scooby Doo and the Alien Invaders (October 3rd, 2000)

    Help! I’m A Fish (October 6th, 2000)

    Joseph: King of Dreams (November 7th, 2000)

    Rugrats in Paris: The Movie (November 17th, 2000)

    The Land Before Time 7: The Stone of Cold Fire (December 5th, 2000)

    Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker (December 12th, 2000)

    The Emperor’s New Groove (December 15th, 2000)

    Pokemon: Mewtwo Returns (December 30th, 2000)

    laskulls

    oc design is just “this is me” and “god I wish that were me” in random measurements on a scale

    avaero
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    may I present an alternative take

    cockyroaches

    May I present you: the OTHER alternative take

    yanavaseva

    May I add an extended version of this? Thanks, @spiritimmortal

    cookiecutterwrites

    Where is “Thank god that isn’t me”?

    there’s no where in this chart for me to put Pierogi, the cat with a human face, or Vera, the demon trapped inside a Fiji mermaid cadaver.

    snorlaxatives

    today i did a double feature of hop (2011) dir. tim hill and sonic the hedgehog (2020) dir. jeff fowler and i gotta say… james marsden is intimidatingly handsome and also has great chemistry with small talking cgi animal creatures

    snorlaxatives
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    finding myself very invested in the James Marsden Chauffeuring Obnoxious Little CGI Creatures Cinematic Universe  (JMCOLCCCU) 

    dragontatoes

    Imagine having this career

    Y’all please reblog things you like. Add tags, leave comments, do something to let the op know a real human being has consumed their content and enjoyed it. Tumblr’s “like” system does absolutely nothing. They don’t get work out there for more people to see, they don’t give any sort of feedback, it’s the most passive thing you can possibly do outside of just ignoring something.

    kiranatrix

    Minoru Tanaka was not a good person, and his motivation was greed similar to the Yotsuba Kira Higuchi in the original manga. If he had actually been a good person, he would have burned the notebook and taken information of Ryuk’s return to the Tokyo police, thus likely getting to meet Near and live a happy life. In this essay I will

    ryuzakineedscake

    Yes, please? Where is the rest of the essay?

    kiranatrix

    *cough* whelp since you asked...

    Like I said a good person would have burned the notebook or given it back, not sold it to Trump while destroying the economies of Japan and the US. The world thinks that the US/Trump has and may use A DEATH NOTE! Wars and brutality will result from that decision since the broke af US now has exactly one bargaining chip left. The threat of death over other nations. Near/L is “in America now” and doesn’t care they have a Death Note so the one hope of stopping it is gone. The world already sees L did not stop it! It’s a moot point that Trump doesn’t have it— the chilling effect and the fact money was paid is all the evidence needed to use that power like a cudgel.

    And Minoru’s plan wasn’t benevolent communism or altruistic at all— it only benefitted a portion of the Japanese population so he could maximize how much money he’d get. Greed also motivated Higuchi (the Yotsuba Kira) in the original manga and I felt like the mention of Yotsuba Bank again in the one shot was calling out that doomed greed. Minoru literally dies in Yotsuba bank clutching his money so unless we too have soft tofu heads Ohba shoves the parallel in our face. And sure will be fun battling inflation in Japan if you’re over 60 or otherwise didn’t get the Kira payday. Those with the money would do well to leave Japan to less chaotic economies, but that leaves Europe and China mainly. Japan is a definite long-term loser in this scheme if you look past the surface.

    The saddest part to me is that if Minoru had been a good person he might have gotten to meet Near because he now knew about Ryuk being back and could have eventually relayed that information to the police/Aizawa—>FBI—>Near. So if you too are sad that Minoru and Near didn’t get to meet, it likely would have happened if Minoru did the right thing. He may have even been able to work with Near and earn money in a legit way without tossing a chaos bomb into the world like he did. People who mess with the Death Note are cursed with misfortune and if Minoru has studied harder and taken less IQ tests then he’d know that Faustian bargains rarely pan out.

    Now do I care Minoru wasn’t a good person? Heck no, my favorites in Death Note are all bastards! He’s an interesting character for this plot which needed someone naive and greedy who literally didn’t care who got the Death Note or what it was going to be used for. He was smart and resourceful and savvy about skirting technology, a modern protagonist who grew up in a post-Kira world. That’s fascinating. But a good person? Nope.

    13eyond13

    Everyone dunking on my mans Light for being "less likable" than Minoru smh..... sorry that literally everything Light does is iconic and that's true for 12 entire volumes of manga, Minoru is cool too but he could never pull off an evil laugh or a good ol' pair of khaki slacks

    theridiculouslyme

    I watched Light eat one (1) potato chip a hundred times and had fun. Minoru could never. Sorry boy.

    kiranatrix

    And you think the next time Ryuk decides to come mess with Earth he’s gonna be like ‘oh gotta find somebody like that Minoru Tanaka, somebody who can feed me apples for all of 2 weeks and get my ass called to the Shinigami principal’s office’? Naw. He’s still thinking ‘wonder if there’s anyone like Light Yagami’ at the end and the answer is no. Man’s a bastard but he’s a legend