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the citizens of tumblr, thirsty for the meme and chanting in unison: COLE SLAW COLE SLAW COLE SLAW
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tumblr's draconian meme dictator: and this weeks overly passionate meme is *spins wheel* COLE SLAW!
the citizens of tumblr, thirsty for the meme and chanting in unison: COLE SLAW COLE SLAW COLE SLAW
The true reason for destroying the spider marriage
Person: marvel undid the spider marriage because–
Me: they hated Mary Jane. That is the only real reason.
Person: but…they said they did it because being married would age Peter!
Me: and yet they allow Sue and Reed Richards to stay married and have two children, allowed Scott Lang to have his daughter and even advertised the fact Scott is a single father. As for “aging”, they gave Peter a job as a scientist and as a company owner aka more “adult” career than freelance photography for a newspaper.
Person: but…they said–
Me: being in a relationship is bad for Peter? And yet they keep forcing relationships with him and women other than MJ like Carol Danvers and even introduced Carlie Cooper right after destroying the marriage so that she can replace MJ. Let’s also not forget how they romanticized Gwen Stacy to angelic levels to try and push the “one true love” thing.
Person: well…how can you prove that they hated MJ?
Me: in nearly every comic after OMD, they try to write her out the story, have scenes that insult her intelligence and have had writers of those books talk about how she’s “anti-marvel” for being a conventionally attractive woman, say that she’s lesser for being a model and not a scientist like Carlie or Anna Marie and even retconned it so that SHE was the one that guilt tripped Peter into making the deal with Mephisto when it was originally the other way around. Let’s not forget how in “house of M”, an event about year before civil war and OMD, they tried their hardest make it that Peter’s “true desire” was to be married to Gwen Stacy instead and have a child with her and not MJ.
Person: ….
Me: Yeah, marvel is full of bullshit and ruined spider-man just because they hated that he married Mary Jane instead of Gwen Stacy. Even when MJ developed into a great character over the years, they still couldn’t get over it.
Quentin: *threatens to kill the people that work for him when a drone goes missing, is willing to murder children and thousands of other to maintain his image as a hero, took advantage of a grieving boy’s kindness and, again, was willing to let thousands die because he thinks the bigger the casualties the more heroic he’ll look*
Tony Stark: *calls Quentin’s hologram tech “BARF” and uses it to help those struggling with trauma. Also fires the clearly insane man that seemed disgusted that Tony used his invention as a therapy device, making you wonder what Quentin wanted that tech used for*
Tony antis: Tony Stark is the real evil one here.
My friends(don't have tumblr): have u seen this meme lol, it was on the 'best of tumblr' facebook page, tumblr is so funny
Me, a tumblr gremlin: haha yeah lol, think i've seen that one before lol
Me (what I really mean): you fools. I am plugged into the mainframe, wired to the primary source. Of course have seen that meme, and all 5000 of it's variants, 3 and a half months ago. I have seen the rise and fall of that meme, the boom and bust, the drama, the pain, the shitposting, oh god, the shitposting. I have seen this meme in it's rawest, freshest, unpasturised, most primal state. Do not insult me with these rank, stale puddles, that sit at the very base of the meme trickle down economy.
After suffering through watching the first 41 minutes of the lighting thief I’ve realized something about the strong dislike towards the pjo movies...
It makes them sound better than they actually are
So if you ever for one second considered watching the pjo movies, here’s my ongoing narration of what I was able to get through as a I not-so-slowly became more annoyed that no one asked for;
(Kind of in order but not really)
(I’m talking to the creators btw. That’s how I complain express my unbiased opinions )
...and I turned off the Tv.
If anyone cares I’ll try to watch more and maybe keep complaining giving my opinion about it.
Let’s pray Disney knows what it’s doing and this isn’t all the visual content we get.
brain: slartibartfast
me: huh?
brain: that was a dude from Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, remember?
me: yeah, what about it?
brain: yeah
DM: Time to get out the Monster Manual, or as some people like to call it: the Waifu Catalogue.
Me: WHAT.
Sometimes I smash or pass the whole book
What the fuck guys
I like to smash or pass monsters in DnD and Pathfinder books.
BugBears are legit.
can we not
Heh… that depends… what’s on the list
dogs
there are dogs on that list
you wanna fuck a dog
wait
this is tumblr
don’t answer that
That’s actually not a terrible entry to thirst after. I mean, you could technically count it as necrophilia, but its consensual necrophilia, so you do you.
What the fuck
Of all the reblogs and additions to this post, this is the one you’re shocked by?
Consensual necrophilia is not a phrase I thought I’d hear. Then again this is tumblr, so maybe that’s on me
Hot take: the term consensual necrophilia also applies to vampires, since they’re undead creatures. Wanna fuck Strahd? You’re in the same boat with the lich fuckers.
However, what I think the real treasure we’re all sleeping on is liches….in love. Just immortal wizard gals being pals.
I am absolutely here for the immortal undead lesbians
IS IT STILL NECROPHILIA IF YOU’RE DEAD TOO??
I don’t think so?
well its not bestiality is a horse fucks a horse
When you see it, REBLOG IT.
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Someone: why do u always say u feel sick
Me: because, my sweet dude, I literally cannot determine the line between my mental illness and physical unwellness anymore. I am Literally Always Ready To Die I am in a constant state of uncomfort my guy it always makes me feel like I'm gonna be ridin the queasy train to regretville
Me: haha
Trans boy: *comes out to himself*
God: Amazing!!!🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈 Stupendous!!!!👍👍 Mike, Gabe, did you hear???!! He can start to be more himself now!!🙌🙌🙌 Let’s throw a party 🎈🎈 omg who’s bringing the cake
This post makes me really happy but then I noticed that God himself said “omg” now I’m laughing
Me: I just sometimes get so stressed that I just want to screech
My Therapist: Then do it.
Me: I’m sorry?
My Therapist: Primal screeching is one way of completing your stress cycle, do it. Be mindful of where you are, I usually do it in my car, but yeah. Go for it.
Me: Ah- Oh.
My Therapist: Holding that kind of thing in is what’s locking you into that stress state. Screeching, running, dancing, that tells your body they the danger has passed and you’ll relax. Since you have a lifetime of that shit locked away, it’ll take a sec but yeah. Screech if you want to.
YO this is legit
My dad has always had me do this, especially when I was little and kept the baby up. We would go into the back yard, point to the river (to keep the ship captains up at night) and scream. I was also told to jump up and down to “get all the scream out”
I did this in college too. There’s nothing more cathartic than climbing the fence of the fishing pier, running to the end of it and screaming into the wind. It’s powerful, it’s therapeutic, it’s feral and wonderful.
I did this with kids too, when they have too much energy. When I worked at a children’s camp and the kids had too much energy when the rain canceled pool time I took them out in the rain, made them jump up and down and scream, and then 15 some nine-year-olds and I would rance across the field screaming in the rain
Go scream, just face towards the river when you do it
Adventurer’s Tip #345: Sometimes you just gotta scream. Just face towards the river when you do.
me every time tumblr updates: what hideous and unusable monstrosity has the clown patrol foisted upon us this time
The Man Who Believes In Science: There is no meaning… universe just happened. Deal with it. I am so enlightened…
Me, beating him rhythmically over the head with a frying pan: Human! Beings! Make! Meaning! With! Their! Highly! Evolved! Monkey! Brains! This! Is! Just! As! Real! As! Atoms! And! Shit! Love! Is! Real! Life! Is! Valuable! On! Its! Own! We! Make! Our! Own! Meaning! It! Matters!
The Man Who Believes In Science: This rejection of all meaning gives me an excuse to be cold and cruel
Me *throwing out my gogurt tube in the appropriate receptacle*: that also means nothing is stopping you from being as compassionate as you can be, doesn’t it? *Skateboards away*
me, age 14: I want anatagonists that are morally gray, who don’t realize they’re bad. They should be conflicted and have meaningful backstories.
me now: i want a villain that has “evil” listed every day on their calendars except sundays when they have mimosas with the protagonist
im both
Me On Chopped
Judges: she's just, she's just shoving food into her jacket, she's literally just here to steal food,
Things I want to give My Characters: Cuddles.
Things I must give them: Struggles
cat: hey you gonna eat that?
human: uh, that’s a rat. They’ve been showing up ever since we started harvesting grain. We don’t eat them, they eat our food.
cat: free game then. Cool.
human: be my guest.
cat: hey is this spot free? It looks warm and I need a place to have my litter.
humans: this is my house. Feel free, I guess, just don’t get stepped on.
cat: hey can you watch my kittens for me? I need to hunt and I don’t want predators finding them.
human: holy shit these buggers are cute. Nothing will happen to them.
cat: I am going to climb on your lap now and you are going to love me.
human: I’m ok with this.
HEY JUST TO REMIND EVERYONE: CATS DOMESTICATED THEMSELVES AND WE ARE JUST LUCKY THAT THEY CHOSE TO HAVE US IN THEIR LIVES
kinda mad because op managed to summarize the domestication of cats in a single post what it took me a 10+ page research paper to explain
a lesbian: I love being a lesbian and thinking about how I’ve always been a lesbian even before I knew, and thinking back on memories as a kid and how I’ve always liked girls
other lesbians: this is relatable and really true for me too
chanting people in the notes: Don’t Forget: Sexuality Is Fluid- So You Might Change Your Mind. Change Your Mind. Change Your Mind.
As a bi person also super relatable
Walking outside in october