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2022-05-22 03:43:34

    The true reason for destroying the spider marriage

    Person: marvel undid the spider marriage because–

    Me: they hated Mary Jane. That is the only real reason.

    Person: but…they said they did it because being married would age Peter!

    Me: and yet they allow Sue and Reed Richards to stay married and have two children, allowed Scott Lang to have his daughter and even advertised the fact Scott is a single father. As for “aging”, they gave Peter a job as a scientist and as a company owner aka more “adult” career than freelance photography for a newspaper.

    Person: but…they said–

    Me: being in a relationship is bad for Peter? And yet they keep forcing relationships with him and women other than MJ like Carol Danvers and even introduced Carlie Cooper right after destroying the marriage so that she can replace MJ. Let’s also not forget how they romanticized Gwen Stacy to angelic levels to try and push the “one true love” thing.

    Person: well…how can you prove that they hated MJ?

    Me: in nearly every comic after OMD, they try to write her out the story, have scenes that insult her intelligence and have had writers of those books talk about how she’s “anti-marvel” for being a conventionally attractive woman, say that she’s lesser for being a model and not a scientist like Carlie or Anna Marie and even retconned it so that SHE was the one that guilt tripped Peter into making the deal with Mephisto when it was originally the other way around. Let’s not forget how in “house of M”, an event about year before civil war and OMD, they tried their hardest make it that Peter’s “true desire” was to be married to Gwen Stacy instead and have a child with her and not MJ.

    Person: ….

    Me: Yeah, marvel is full of bullshit and ruined spider-man just because they hated that he married Mary Jane instead of Gwen Stacy. Even when MJ developed into a great character over the years, they still couldn’t get over it.

    Quentin: *threatens to kill the people that work for him when a drone goes missing, is willing to murder children and thousands of other to maintain his image as a hero, took advantage of a grieving boy’s kindness and, again, was willing to let thousands die because he thinks the bigger the casualties the more heroic he’ll look*

    Tony Stark: *calls Quentin’s hologram tech “BARF” and uses it to help those struggling with trauma. Also fires the clearly insane man that seemed disgusted that Tony used his invention as a therapy device, making you wonder what Quentin wanted that tech used for*

    Tony antis: Tony Stark is the real evil one here.


    My friends(don't have tumblr): have u seen this meme lol, it was on the 'best of tumblr' facebook page, tumblr is so funny

    Me, a tumblr gremlin: haha yeah lol, think i've seen that one before lol

    Me (what I really mean): you fools. I am plugged into the mainframe, wired to the primary source. Of course have seen that meme, and all 5000 of it's variants, 3 and a half months ago. I have seen the rise and fall of that meme, the boom and bust, the drama, the pain, the shitposting, oh god, the shitposting. I have seen this meme in it's rawest, freshest, unpasturised, most primal state. Do not insult me with these rank, stale puddles, that sit at the very base of the meme trickle down economy.

    After suffering through watching the first 41 minutes of the lighting thief I’ve realized something about the strong dislike towards the pjo movies...

    It makes them sound better than they actually are

    So if you ever for one second considered watching the pjo movies, here’s my ongoing narration of what I was able to get through as a I not-so-slowly became more annoyed that no one asked for;

    (Kind of in order but not really)

    (I’m talking to the creators btw. That’s how I complain express my unbiased opinions )

  • What do you mean there’s no “I never wanted to be a half-blood”?
  • We’re not even starting with Percy?
  • Those are supposed to be Zeus and Poseidon?
  • Oh yeah just go on and spoil the movie no prophecy or confusion, ok I guess, just tell me the whole problem like that.
  • So we’re just going to start with Percy sitting there doing nothing?
  • Look I understand you’re trying to express the point that he likes water but um, it’s been a while.
  • He was in the water for seven minutes and didn’t realize anything at all?
  • Ms. Dodds is not supposed to be a substitute it’s a key point people forgetting her.
  • Is that how dyslexia works? I mean I can’t really say much about it.... I’ll let that one slide.
  • Poseidon just speaks in Percy’s mind like that. All right then.
  • Poseidon’s whole existence in this movies botters me so much can you not.
  • Why is Grover’s head uncovered? Him having a cap is also key point, it wouldn’t have been mentioned that much anyways.
  • Also these do not look like sixth graders did you just straight up make them high schoolers?
  • I need Percy’s narration so bad you have no idea.
  • Honestly I pictured Gabe as a lot worse than that but I can deal with that.
  • I do not believe that’s how reading Ancient Greek works.
  • That’s not how the Percy-Gabe relationship works but you do you.
  • So Percy didn’t casually overhear Grover and Chiron talking, they talked in front of him like everything was ok.
  • Not to mention that Percy actually cared about what Chiron taught, he knew what he was doing.
  • I needed Nancy my-freckles-look-like-sprayed-Cheetos. (Sorry forgot her last name)
  • “This is a pen” bothers me to a whole new level
  • No nightmares, no vacation, no get away just, Grover rushing in.
  • “Brace yourself” a whole movie early but I guess.
  • That’s not how the Minotaur died.
  • Thats the entrance to camp half-blood?
  • Where’s Thalia?
  • So you’re just going to take away Anabeth taking care of Percy from me and “he’s the one, he has to be” aren’t you?
  • Thats the infirmary?
  • Are we seriously not getting the Big House?
  • Thats the camp?
  • Thats Annabeth?
  • The cgi looks kinda... wobbly but I’m not one to speak about that.
  • You know, what I liked so much while reading the books was that Percy and Anabeth didn’t fall in love the second they looked each other in the eyes. There was actually development. Not that you care anyways.
  • Just go ahead and throw away Grover’s personality. Why don’t you take the Aphrodite daughter’s too?
  • “Here’s the place your dad built for you Percy, because we all know who he is, who you are, and it’s ‘rare’ for you to be alive not a major threat or broken promise , no biggie”
  • Is there a Mr. D in this place?
  • Seriously are there even cabins here?
  • Why is everyone so old. There’s a whole demigods-die-young-no-one-actually-grows-up thing.
  • No Lord of the Bathroom either, huh?
  • I’m I even getting Clarisse?
  • How’s Annabeth supposed to ask Percy to be on her team? Oh.
  • Nice very-noticeable-very-much-existing scar you got there Luke.
  • No sword fighting lessons that make it hard for Percy to hate Luke afterwards?
  • I dunno man, it’s been a while but I doubt that’s how the camp ground is supposed to look.
  • I feel so robbed on Chiron-Annabeth interactions.
  • Percy just happens to be a great sword fighter cause why not.
  • Look, the girl who said “You really thought it was gonna be that easy? I’m a daughter of Athena, goddess of Wisdom and Strategic War. Which means I never lose” Did NOT run away from her home when she was seven and live in multiple safe houses with two others run always whilst fighting for survival everyday.
  • Percy and Annabeth fighting scene. That’s it. You don’t want details trust me.
  • Annabeth will never celebrate a victory like that.
  • And there goes Poseidon speaking in Percy’s mind again.
  • I gotta say, the healing was good, I’ll give you that. One good thing in the whole movie.
  • I’m still feeling robbed at Percy not getting claimed, just knowing like that.
  • ...and I turned off the Tv.

    If anyone cares I’ll try to watch more and maybe keep complaining giving my opinion about it.

    Let’s pray Disney knows what it’s doing and this isn’t all the visual content we get.


    DM: Time to get out the Monster Manual, or as some people like to call it: the Waifu Catalogue.

    Me: WHAT.


    Sometimes I smash or pass the whole book


    What the fuck guys


    I like to smash or pass monsters in DnD and Pathfinder books.


    BugBears are legit.


    Heh… that depends… what’s on the list



    there are dogs on that list

    you wanna fuck a dog


    this is tumblr

    don’t answer that


    dogs? pass.

    Liches tho……. ;)))


    That’s actually not a terrible entry to thirst after. I mean, you could technically count it as necrophilia, but its consensual necrophilia, so you do you.


    Of all the reblogs and additions to this post, this is the one you’re shocked by?


    Consensual necrophilia is not a phrase I thought I’d hear. Then again this is tumblr, so maybe that’s on me


    Hot take: the term consensual necrophilia also applies to vampires, since they’re undead creatures. Wanna fuck Strahd? You’re in the same boat with the lich fuckers. 

    However, what I think the real treasure we’re all sleeping on is liches….in love. Just immortal wizard gals being pals.


    I am absolutely here for the immortal undead lesbians




    I don’t think so?


    well its not bestiality is a horse fucks a horse


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    Trans boy: *comes out to himself*

    God: Amazing!!!🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈 Stupendous!!!!👍👍 Mike, Gabe, did you hear???!! He can start to be more himself now!!🙌🙌🙌 Let’s throw a party 🎈🎈 omg who’s bringing the cake


    This post makes me really happy but then I noticed that God himself said “omg” now I’m laughing


    Me: I just sometimes get so stressed that I just want to screech

    My Therapist: Then do it.

    Me: I’m sorry?

    My Therapist: Primal screeching is one way of completing your stress cycle, do it. Be mindful of where you are, I usually do it in my car, but yeah. Go for it.

    Me: Ah- Oh.

    My Therapist: Holding that kind of thing in is what’s locking you into that stress state. Screeching, running, dancing, that tells your body they the danger has passed and you’ll relax. Since you have a lifetime of that shit locked away, it’ll take a sec but yeah. Screech if you want to.


    YO this is legit

    My dad has always had me do this, especially when I was little and kept the baby up. We would go into the back yard, point to the river (to keep the ship captains up at night) and scream. I was also told to jump up and down to “get all the scream out” 

    I did this in college too. There’s nothing more cathartic than climbing the fence of the fishing pier, running to the end of it and screaming into the wind. It’s powerful, it’s therapeutic, it’s feral and wonderful. 

    I did this with kids too, when they have too much energy. When I worked at a children’s camp and the kids had too much energy when the rain canceled pool time I took them out in the rain, made them jump up and down and scream, and then 15 some nine-year-olds and I would rance across the field screaming in the rain

    Go scream, just face towards the river when you do it


    Adventurer’s Tip #345: Sometimes you just gotta scream. Just face towards the river when you do.


    The Man Who Believes In Science: There is no meaning… universe just happened. Deal with it. I am so enlightened…

    Me, beating him rhythmically over the head with a frying pan: Human! Beings! Make! Meaning! With! Their! Highly! Evolved! Monkey! Brains! This! Is! Just! As! Real! As! Atoms! And! Shit! Love! Is! Real! Life! Is! Valuable! On! Its! Own! We! Make! Our! Own! Meaning! It! Matters!


    The Man Who Believes In Science: This rejection of all meaning gives me an excuse to be cold and cruel

    Me *throwing out my gogurt tube in the appropriate receptacle*: that also means nothing is stopping you from being as compassionate as you can be, doesn’t it? *Skateboards away*


    cat: hey you gonna eat that?

    human: uh, that’s a rat. They’ve been showing up ever since we started harvesting grain. We don’t eat them, they eat our food.

    cat: free game then. Cool.

    human: be my guest.

    cat: hey is this spot free? It looks warm and I need a place to have my litter.

    humans: this is my house. Feel free, I guess, just don’t get stepped on.

    cat: hey can you watch my kittens for me? I need to hunt and I don’t want predators finding them.

    human: holy shit these buggers are cute. Nothing will happen to them.

    cat: I am going to climb on your lap now and you are going to love me.

    human: I’m ok with this.




    kinda mad because op managed to summarize the domestication of cats in a single post what it took me a 10+ page research paper to explain


    a lesbian: I love being a lesbian and thinking about how I’ve always been a lesbian even before I knew, and thinking back on memories as a kid and how I’ve always liked girls

    other lesbians: this is relatable and really true for me too

    chanting people in the notes: Don’t Forget: Sexuality Is Fluid- So You Might Change Your Mind. Change Your Mind. Change Your Mind.


    As a bi person also super relatable