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2018-11-22 06:30:21

    Out of respect to someone special...

    I will not longer be accepting follower submissions. 

    They are a major fan of porn as well but not a fan of alot of other things sent on tumblr. 

    The bright side for me...I won’t have to see, the on average, 20 cock pics I get submitted a week!!!!  

    Thanks to everyone for the submissions over the years. Some great some not so. 

    Everyone is still encouraged and able to submit questions. 

    How to Eat Your Girl Right:

    <>1- Start slow

    Kiss your way down her body and tease her thighs and buttocks for a while before you make contact with any part of her genitalia. This will turn her on before you start the real action. Get close so that she thinks you’re going to zero in on her at any second, but don’t give in immediately.

    <>2- Warm her up

    Before you remove her underwear, breathe hot air through it against her genital area. Breathe softly but warmly for short bursts at a time. You can alternate between doing this and kissing her thighs and stomach.

    <>3- Don’t dive in

    When you begin to kiss and lick her vulva, work your way in slowly from the outside. Start by licking the outer edges of the outer lips (labia), then very slowly spread them, and lick and kiss the inner lips, and around thevagina. Do this gently, as though you were still teasing her. You’ll work your way up to more intense action eventually.

    <>4- Wait for the clitoris

    Try to hold off from coming in contact with her clitoris for as long as you can, even as you kiss her labia and vagina. When you do begin to lick it, do it softly, and focus on the clitoral hood (just above the clitoris), since most women prefer indirect clitoral contact before they’re fully aroused.

    <>5- Lick the alphabet

    If you’re not sure which strokes are best to approach the clitoris, try Sam Kinison’s famous suggestion and lick the shape of every letter in the alphabet as a means of offering a wide variety of approaches. Make them wide from time to time to cover the whole genital area, and make them small at other times, centering on the clitoris itself.

    <>6- Suck it up

    As she becomes more aroused, you can gently suck her clitoris into your mouth and flick your tongue over it. This combines suction with a much faster rhythm. Women like that.

    <>7- Listen for her reaction

    Listen carefully to what she says and the sounds she makes. If she sounds excited, keep doing what you’re doing for as long as you can. When she seems to respond less, it’s time to try a new stroke.

    <>8- Hum

    You’ve heard of fellatio being called a “hummer,” but it works just as well if you close your mouth and hum against her clitoris every once in a while too.

    <>9- Grab hold

    Hold on to her thighs or her backside so you can rub yourself against her well. From there you can also reach up and caress herbreasts or, if she likes, place your hands near her mouth so she can suck on your fingers.

    <>10- Get your whole face into it

    Someone once said that if your eyelids aren’t sticky after giving a woman oral sex, you didn’t do all you could to please her. Use your nose, cheeks and chin (clean shaven; no one wants sandpaper down there), and move them around. Even if you’re just using your mouth, shaking your face from side to side and up and down will enhance friction in a great way.

    <>11- Use your fingers

    Penetrating your woman with one finger and making a “come here” motion is a great way to locate her G-spot, which will raise the ante of her orgasm. Even if you don’t know where her G-spot is (it’s good to have some experience with it beforehand), just penetrating her as you lick her. You can also alternate between penetrating her with your penis and pleasuring her orally.

    <>12- Maintain eye contact

    You may lose track of what you’re doing in the excitement of it all, but it’s good to make eye contact with your lover, and give her a smile and a look that says, “There’s nowhere else I’d rather be.”

    <>13- Know when to continue

    When your woman gets close to orgasm, make sure you do everything she wants you to. No matter if you have a kink in your neck or your arm’s falling asleep, keep doing exactly what you’re doing until you’re sure she’s had her orgasm.

    <>14- Know when to stop

    The clitoris is extremely sensitive after climax, so when her orgasm is over, you don’t want to keep licking it as intensely as you were before she reached orgasm. As she climaxes, continue licking, but gently taper off as her reaction begins to mellow.

    <>blow her away

    While all of these are useful ideas, the real magic of oral pleasure is doing the unexpected, so as you put these ideas to use, remember to be spontaneous as often as you can. And keep in mind that you must be enthusiastic at all times – if you want her to go down on you willingly, then she deserves the same in return.


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    Every Man Needs To Read this!!!!! Reblog Please!!!

    Dear New Porn Creators:

  • Don’t ever make the mistake of telling people your real name - first, middle, last, just don’t do it. 
  • Don’t steal people’s ideas - especially if they’re original. Things like teacher and nurse videos are common, but if you release one right after another sex worker does, that looks really bad on you. So don’t do that.
  • Make sure there are no geotags when you post photos, whether your phone or your camera. If there is, make sure you get rid of all that info before posting it.
  • Only use payment options that are approving of sex workers. Don’t get your accounts shut down like so many of us have.
  • If you accept gifts as payment, make sure that gift is in your hand before you send them ANYTHING.
  • Get an at least somewhat decent camera or webcam before you start shooting. The nicer your content looks, the better it will sell, and the more you can charge for it.
  • You have to actually put in the work if you want to get money out of this job. You can’t expect a whole lot if you aren’t putting any effort into it.
  • Don’t feel bad when you have a period of slow sales. We all go through it, especially during times like Christmas or the beginning of the month when a bunch of money is needed for things that aren’t porn.
  • Find your niche. Something that sets you apart. And advertise the fuck outta that. Make content around it. Be your own unique self - or your own unique persona. But also make sure you stick to it, or at least don’t change it around a bunch in a short amount of time, or you’re risking losing customers who were interested in the niche persona they originally paid for content from.
  • It’s okay to take breaks. If you need to step away from sex work for a month or something and focus on yourself, it’s okay! Everyone deserves a vacation, especially in an industry like this where we are so prone to burnouts.
  • Always get your money before sending ANYTHING. Don’t let someone pull the wool over your eyes and run off with your content.
  • If you see your content somewhere else, file a DMCA takedown notice immediately. People don’t own your content when they buy it, they only own the right to view it, and you need to protect yourself.
  • If a customer asks you for something you don’t wanna do, don’t do it if you can help it. Sometimes you’re going to be really broke and do it even though you feel awful about it. Trust me, I’ve been there. But don’t feel bad. I’m guessing every sex worker has been through this, and please remember it isn’t your fault and you did what you needed to do.
  • Frequent the “sex work” tag. There, you will not only find a ton of info and advice, but you will also connect with a bunch of other sex workers. When the going gets tough, there will be people who will connect with and understand you.
  • You are, under no circumstances, obligated to out yourself to anyone. If you’re worried you’ll lose people in your life, you don’t have to tell them you’re a sex worker. However, I’d like you to also keep in mind that as soon as you start doing this job, there’s no turning back. Your porn is forever online, and if it’s going to be a bad situation down the line because someone found out you were a sex worker, do not do this job.
  • The block button is your best friend. Use it. And use it a lot.
  • It won’t take long before you start realizing who’s a customer and who’s just wasting your time. Don’t let people waste your time. Move on. They’re getting free interaction with you and they know that.
  • Don’t answer sexual messages. Make those fuckers pay for that shit.
  • Understand that this job requires lots of social interaction. It’s not just looking pretty for the camera. It’s more about interacting with your customers than anything else.
  • Set earnings aside to buy yourself nice things once in a while. I usually save up extra money for several months, then I go on a huge shopping trip to the mall. It can be draining having all that money and only using it to buy groceries and pay for bills, so remember to give yourself something nice, too. Even something as small as a new hairbrush can make you feel a lot better about all the work you’ve been doing.
  • Advertise every single day. Whether it’s just one ad or your full content, you have to make sure people keep reblogging your ads so you don’t end up falling off the face of the earth.
  • Set up a work e-mail with no relation to your real identity. E-mail is the best way of communicating with customers.
  • Know that you WILL receive threats. Know that you WILL receive hate and harassment. If you cannot deal with that, do something else.
  • If a guy says “I’ll pay you if you give me a short preview video” or anything like that, don’t do it. He is a freeloader and is trying to get you to give up free content. There is no intention of paying with these kind of messages.
  • <>Love yourself every day because you are a magical goddess/god/deity and you deserve nothing but total adoration.
  • Porn Has Taught Me...

    Sex should always be:

  • 2-3 minutes - cocksucking
  • 30 seconds - livking pussy (mainly for lubrication purposes)
  • 1 minute - missionary or butterfly position
  • 1.5-2 minutes - cowgirl or revers cowgirl
  • 6 minutes - doggystyle position
  • 1 minute - you wanking yourself while the girl awkwardly looks up at you with her mouth open
  • 10-20 seconds - cumming on her face
  • These are lessons you shouldn't be taking away from porn...lol