I honestly think people forget that the church and state are supposed to be separate. Give me one non-religious reason against same sex marriage. One non-religious reason against stem cell research. One non-religious reason against safe abortions. Go ahead.
when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank
they’re married now
*logs in to tumblr*
listening to straight people complain about not being able to find someone to date
minimum wage doesn’t even TOUCH a living wage, racism and sexism are alive and well, children are killed in schools on a regular basis, those who make it to college end up with hundreds of thousands in debt, our basic rights are being stripped from us daily, and adults actually believe that SELFIES are the cause for this generation’s demise
nakedlyyou are not fat you have fat you also have fingernails you are not fingernail
stillstuckinthelabyrinthThis is something everyone needs to remember.
baeyan-deactivated20180829Clearly she wears those short skirts and skimpy tank tops because she wants the d. and by d I mean vitamin d. she wants to soak up as much sun as she can. because revealing clothes are not an invitation for sex u prick
arachnids8ripand the award for unexpected turns goes to
gods-of-erebusLooking up Scottish mythological creatures and
Wulver: a werewolf in Shetland, that is said to have had the body of a man with a wolf’s head. It was reported to have left fish on the windowsills of poor families.
That is the nicest Werewolf legend I’ve ever heard of.
zooophagousThat’s adorable
libertaliaso you know how everyone is always like lol illuminati 666 hail satan the south will rise again etc.
well today i was like hey what exactly was the illuminati anyways? and i
oh
paigefillyrNext time on: I didn’t know I was a member of the Illuminati.
the—-cat-is-called-hamishoh you can see exactly how this became a thing
The Great Gatsby 2 … they thought he was dead… ……..but they rebuilt him… …faster … stronger … smarter… old sports die hard In The Great Gatling-Gunsby West Egg is about to be Scrambled
ignitiondorksThings I wish my mom had told me:
trovato-tomatoI DID NOT KNOW THIS. It’s so tiny but it worked holy shit. Thank you!
wes anderson movies taught me that fucked up horrifying tragic living circumstances are no excuse not to carefully maintain a cute pastoral aesthetic at all times
OKAY OKAY OKAY I KNOW THERE ARE SO MANY FANDOMS STARTING NOW, LIKE THE SINK FANDOM AND THE TREEHOUSE FANDOM AND THE BLANKET FORT FANDOM, BUT YOU ARE ALL MISSING ONE.
SECRET
FREAKIN’
ROOMS
LIKE
PEOPLE
BUILD ROOMS
WITHIN ROOMS
BUT THEY AREN’T LIMITED TO INSIDE THE HOME
THAT’S RIGHT
THERE ARE SECRET ROOMS FOR CARS
HONESTLY THOUGH
YOU EITHER LIKE SECRET ROOMS
OR YOU’RE WRONG
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vanconcastielGreatest gif on the internet
I just completed the Pokedex for the first time ever. I...I don't know how to feel.
memorijalsorry i’m late, professor. im disenchanted with the human experience and waking up every morning thrusts me into an instant existential crisis
beardykraken-blogYep. About sums up my college career.
deadcrabs-blog beardykraken-blogWhelp. I swear that isn't my o-face...
oiruman-deactivated20150208i am kind of sad ok
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oirumanthank you
*accidentally showers for 5 hours*