send me a fruit

    peach: do you have any piercings or tattoos?

    raspberry: favorite flower?

    lemon: do you have any pets? what are their names?

    mango: what is your trademark?

    passion fruit: how would you describe your style?

    pineapple: sexual orientation?

    strawberry: favorite desserts?

    cherry: can you play any musical instruments or can you sing?

    grape: if you could take a vacation anywhere in the world, where would you go?

    banana: favorite horror movies?

    blackberry: is your life an action film, a comedy, a romantic comedy, or drama?

    pomegranate: when do you feel the most confident?

    cantaloupe: what are your parents' names?

    guava: dark & dramatic makeup or natural makeup?

    tangelo: if you could be any mythical creature, which would you be?

    plum: favorite clothing brands?

    coconut: favorite perfume?

    lychee: satin or lace?

    blueberry: what do you want to dress up as for halloween?

    apple: what do you use more, tumblr or twitter?

    kiwi: what's something that fascinates you?

    watermelon: do you have a job? if so, what is your job title?

    papaya: what song describes your aesthetic?

    cranberry: favorite time of the day; morning, afternoon, dusk, or night?

    nectarine: would you consider yourself an emotional person?

    orange: do you have long eyelashes?

    apricot: what do you do when you're sad?

    star fruit: favorite sea creature?

    dragonfruit: do you drink alcohol?

    Guy on train: I'd fuck you if you didn't have so many tattoos.

    Me: *turns up music*

    Guy: I said I'd fuck you if you didn't have so many tattoos!

    Me: *takes off headphones* Leave. Me. Alone.

    Guy: Why the fuck do you have so many tattoos?

    Me:

    Guy: Are you fucking deaf as well as a piece of trash?

    Lady by door: Hey. Leave her alone.

    Guy: Are you her trash girlfriend? Fucking dykes, all tattooed like fucking men. Disgusting waste of pussy.

    Lady: *moves forward, carefully moves jacket so only I can see the badge on her belt* Are you okay?

    Me: Fine. Just wish he'd go away.

    Lady cop: I can make that happen.

    Guy: Oh, yeah, bitch? Who the fuck are you? I'll kill you!

    Lady cop: And that's what I was waiting for. *grabs guy, holds him against the door* Harassing women on the train was enough, but you just threatened a cop. You're battin' a thousand tonight.

    Entire train: *applauds*