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2021-04-21 15:51:58
    voynichs

    PLEASE tell me people on tumblr have been keeping up with that wannabe riot grrl band with disney-level "punk" aesthetics that came out of nowhere and people are calling them an industry plant because im so invested in this

    voynichs

    ok so basically this band called the tramp stamps dropped a teaser for this song on tiktok that people quickly starting mocking because of the very fetishizing girlboss "i wish i was gay" lyrics and their very vanilla punk look. i'd link the original video but they removed the sound because everyone was making fun of it so here's the music video.

    what came into question quickly after was 1) their very "disney" punk aesthetics & corny half-baked "feminist" themes 2) the fact they've only been a thing since november 2021 but somehow already have a website with animated graphics, merchandise, and full music videos 3) the fact none of them looked like this like eight months ago 4) the fact there's a "stan account" on twitter that is absolutely a sock puppet run by one of them

    there's so much more that we could go into but that's the major gist of it so far

    emmaubler

    Me, knowing nothing and watching all this Tramp Stamp drama float across my dash:

    fishingboatproceeds

    Cock is one of my favorite tastes. Not only that, but balls smell amazing. It makes me go a little crazy on it to be honest. Like, I cannot get it far enough down my throat to be satisfied. I’m only satisfied when I feel those intense, powerful, salty, hot pumps of cum down my throat. When I sit back on my heels, look up at you with cum all over my mouth and slobber running down my neck, hair all fucked up and wipe my mouth with the back of my arm and ask you if I did a good job and you cannot even speak because I’ve drained all of your energy out the tip of your dick….. That’s when I’m satisfied.

    fuckthiswebsiteihateeveryone

    john green u nasty and ugly as hell shut the fuck up

    fishingboatproceeds

    sweetie, you are literally so out of line it’s fucking unbelievable. i could drag you so hard right now but i know you’ll just end up crying. i’ve roasted you before and you know it. chances are you’ll just say i bullied you because you’re gay and have different skin. talk shit get hit, you don’t wanna mess with me kiddo; i’ve got a black belt. i know threats are fucked up but that’s all i’ve been receiving all day, probably from her royal hoodrat olive and all of her nasty friends. but you can gang up on me and make fun of me for being goth all you want. i’ve been hurt a lot. my first boyfriend cheated on me, my dad screams if i forget to do my chores, and there are some days i don’t even want to get out of bed in the mornings. i’m a jaded teenage girl. i’ve been through shit that you wouldn’t even dream of. you think your life is hard? try asking the cutest guy in your grade out in the middle of the cafeteria only to find out he has a fucking girlfriend. you don’t know my life or my story so keep my name out of your nasty mouth. life is a battlefield and it looks like i’ve already won.

    bastardrobocop

    hey, please help

    hi, i’m madeline. i’m a trans woman and a lesbian, and im flat fuckin’ broke. i need money to get through next months rent, i need money for copays, i need money to fucking eat, i need money to pay utilities, i need money to pay for my medication, i need money to get new tabs for my car so i don’t get slapped with another $110 fine. i’m kind of an emotional wreck right now.

     i dont have a solid goal unfortunately but let’s just tentatively say $800. 

    i have a venmo and a paypal but i don’t feel comfortable giving out the paypal publicly because it has my deadname, so message me if you want to send me some money there and ill send you the link.

    if, for whatever reason, you’d rather i worked for your money, i have a reasonable amount of experience with video production and editing. if you send me a message about that, i can send you some examples of my work. i would be willing to edit video for you for a fee, which will depend upon the amount of work you want me to do. i have extensive knowledge of adobe premier and adobe after effects, and limited experience with photoshop. again, dm me to discuss it. 

    thank you so much. please feel free to reblog and just share this around. please.

    bastardrobocop

    hey, sorry to do this again but i don’t have enough money for rent next month. you can find my ko-fi here.

    im in a bad way right now, i just need enough to make it through next month. should be about $500. that would give me enough to make rent, make utilities, and have some leftover for food and other expenses. i hope.

    bigdickgardengnome

    If you need any more incentive:

    For every $10 you send my girlfriend, I will write 500 words of absolutely anything you want. Just message me the receipt and the topic/fandom/ship/discourse/what-the-fuck-ever and I will deliver.

    bastardrobocop

    so i paid my rent but now im almost flat broke lol, please dont stop sharing

    bastardrobocop

    PLEASE don’t stop sharing, I still need to pay my bills this month

    bastardrobocop

    the price of one of my prescriptions has jumped to $50 lol i hate this

    bastardrobocop

    i’m serious when i say this is pretty fucking dire, i need money to eat. i need to pay at least $150 in bills before the month is over. please share this around.

    bastardrobocop

    im being serious when i say i have less than $20 to my name right now and i need at least $200 to get through the next couple weeks. PLEASE dont stop sharing this