quick question: how the fuck do I get through the rest of my life like this
quick question: how the fuck do I get through the rest of my life like this
i cant take this anymore but i will
i don’t know if they told u this but life is just trying to be the best person u can be again & again & again
Sure I may be a little dumb. I might be kinda stupid. Perhaps I am a little gullible. Mayhaps a little easy to fool. I might even be easy. A total pushover. One word and I drop to my knees with mouth agape. An eager little ouppy doggy learning new tricks. But I'm...I uhh...I forgot where this was going.
it’s both comforting and heartbreaking that over time you will slowly forget the little details of someone you once loved so deeply until their memory is just a hazy blur like a dream you once had and can’t quite remember anymore
It’s really lovely how laughter just loosens the mind, opens the curtains
dumbest girl alive
Me (flirting): I bet I could give you a 5 minute head start into those woods and I‘d still be able to catch you.
if you like me than why aren't your hands around my throat?
You need to take one for the team and be a good friend by being a fleshlight to all your lesbian friends! If your friend calls you in the middle of the night, you instantly show up! Your friends gopes you? You take it and say thank you! Be a little sex toy for all your lesbian friends like you're supposed to! Cute girls like you need to be objectified by other pervy girls!!
Holding her down by her hair and rubbing my bulge against her needy cunt so I can watch her go from pouty brat to a dumb needy slut real quick.
why is the dick always the best from the shittiest guys ):