the electric kool-aid acid test
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2014-08-05 08:34:17

    Girls at my school part I

    Girl: Oh em gee, this is the first time I've worn a sweatshirt all year I'm so embarrassed. I look sooooooo grunge.

    Girl: Ugh, why did I go to the dance I wasted $10. I could have bought a gram.

    Girl: I mean its whatever we're just texting.

    Girl: Does this make me look hipster?

    Girl: Ugh, I'm dying we haven't fucked in 6 days.

    Girl: Oooooo! Facebook that!

    Obscure questions. Fuck it.

    1: What eye color do you find sexiest?

    2: White, milk, or dark chocolate mocha?

    3: If you could get a Sharpie tattoo on your back, what would it be?

    4: Did you grow up in a small or big town? Did you like it?

    5: Your favorite adult as a child? (and not your parents, if they were your favorite)

    6: What kind of smoothie sounds really good right now?

    7: Most embarrassing moment from your elementary school years?

    8: Most embarrassing moment from your middle school years?

    9: Most embarrassing moment from your high school years?

    10: Pirates or ninjas? Why?

    11: Have you ever climbed a tree more than twenty feet off the ground?

    12: Did you like swinging as a child? Do you still get excited when you see a swing set?

    13: If you could have any pet in the world, illegal or not, what would you get?

    14: What's your most favorite part of your body?

    15: What's your most favorite part of your personality?

    16: Madonna or Lady Gaga? Neither? Both? Who cares?

    17: Have you ever watched the Superbowl all the way through?

    18: Have you ever watched any major sporting event drunk?

    19: What's the most delicious food you've ever eaten in your life?

    20: Margarine or butter? Which did you grow up with?

    21: Whole, skim, 1%, or 2% milk? (Did you know they make 1 1/2% milk?)

    22: Which continents have you been on?

    23: Do you get motion sickness? Any horror stories?

    24: Backpacks or satchels?

    25: Would you wear a rainbow jacket? A neon yellow sweater? Checkered pants?

    26: What was your favorite cartoon growing up?

    27: If you had to have a cow or a pig, which would you take? Why?

    28: If you had to look at one city skyline for the rest of your life, which would it be?

    29: Longest plane ride you've ever been on?

    30: The latest you've ever slept?

    31: Would you buy a sweater covered in kitten pictures? Would you wear it if someone gave it you for free?

    32: Do you pick at scabs?

    33: Favorite kind of bean? Kidney? Black? Pinto?

    34: How far can you throw a baseball?

    35: If you had to move to another country, where would you move?

    36: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? Vietnamese? Korean? Nepalese? How was it?

    37: Small, liberal arts school or public university? Why?

    38: A relationship with love or one with sex?

    39: Do you eat enough vegetables?

    40: Do you like horror movies? How about thrillers?

    41: Would you scratch a crotch itch in public?

    42: Do you swear in front of your parents?

    43: Coolest thing you've ever been for Halloween?

    44: If you could change your natural hair color, would you? To what?

    45: Do you want to get married? Have kids?

    46: Do you use a reusable water bottle? If not, you should.

    47: City or nature person?

    48: Have you ever used something other than "makeup" as makeup? (Like paint? Markers?)

    49: Can you walk well in high heels? Even if you're a guy?

    50: Post 5 awesome things about yourself. BRAG AWAY!