@cephalonsnark
Cephalyst Snar’q

Series 2 Cephalon converted into an Amalgam, yet still finds time to shitpost every now and then

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2020-07-02 08:40:05

    i literally can’t stop thinking about this video and i lose it every time

    Lmfao

    okay everything about this video is absolute gold:

  • the fact that the guy argues via the puppet the entire time
  • the music
  • “let’s discuss the contradiction”
  • the overuse of the word “camera”
  • the way the puppet goes from trying to placate the guy to actively arguing against the guy and like turning it around on the guy
  • “youre consciously making a conscious choice”
  • the fact that by the end the puppet is basically screaming and the music is just. so loud.
  • “YOURE BREAKING THE CAMERA” as the video abruptly ends
  • ringleader-of-the-tormentors

    Wondershowzen was a real mind fuck kids

    I work in retail and I long for the day I don’t have a blackout card before lunch.

    Either wear it properly or stay home. -.-

    Someone should add “The Bolsonaro” when the mask just goes over your eyes

    I have an absolutely horrible addition which is that before the mall closed my husband witnessed a woman walk in wearing a mask with a hole cut in the front because “we’re required to wear masks but it’s easier to breathe this way.”

    I was at the store one time and this kid had a mask on properly, looked like he was about to sneeze, took his mask off to sneeze, and put it back on like nothing happened.

    Worldsinger by Ari Ibarra

    Easter eggs I see include:

  • The Wandersail 
  • The Cosmere symbol
  • Nightblood
  • Aon “Aon”
  • Frost
  • First of the Sun symbol 
  • The Girl Who Looked Up
  • Roshar and its moons
  • The Ettmetal symbol 
  • Vin burning metal
  • Aviar
  • I can’t identify the constellation (Taln’s Scar? Threnody?), the creature above  Roshar (Fainlife? The White Fox? an Aviar?), and some of the small objects (flamespren? ashes?).   

    Mods are asleep post forbidden tits

    Perfectly balanced as all things should be…

    GUYS WE NEED HELP TO FIX IT

    I’m tempted to just reblog and not like it

    Reblogging without liking for balance

    ^ doing the same

    Reblogging twice for balance

    Reblogging 30 times for disaray

    Balance

    You challenging me?

    None can tip the balance. 

    Oh i am using my fucking unused sideblog for this bitch.

    Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

    The balance is lost 😱😭

    Ha

    Another step back to balance

    <>MAILING ADDRESS

    Town of Tusayan 

    P.O. Box 709 | 845 Mustang Drive

    Tusayan, AZ 86023 PHONE +1 (928) 638-9909 

    <>EMAIL

    Mayor Craig Sanderson 

    mayorsanderson@gmail.com 

    Vice-Mayor Becky Wirth 

    tusayan.rwirth@gmail.com

    <>Councilor | Brady Harris

    Tusayancouncilharris@gmail.com

    <> Councilor  |  Al Montoya 

    almtusayan@hotmail.com 

    <>Councilor  |  Robb Baldosky 

    robb@tusayanaz.com 

    if you don’t have time to write an email, here’s a pre-written letter: https://pastebin.com/Cc3YBWYA 

    just copy, add your name, and send the email to a town member!

    <>Please do! Corporations are the biggest criminals of climate change, environmental damage and pollution. Capitalism is rooted in destruction.

    This project was rejected in 2016, but the developer resubmitted it last year without actually addressing any of the issues.

    The Grand Canyon Trust is collecting comments here:https://www.grandcanyontrust.org/protect-grand-canyons-precious-water-mega-resort. These comments will be sent to Heather Provencio, supervisor of the Kaibab National Forest, Cal Joyner, the Regional Forester and to USDA Forest Service Chief Vicki Christiansen. They are not public,

    OP: May 2019

    Comment: Jan 2020

    here’s an article about the original thread, including a transcription of the tweets & some context (May 28, 2019)

    another article that goes more into the issue of water (May 28, 2019) (“The Havasupai Tribe has, in fact, voiced concerns about groundwater pumping near the Grand Canyon. In 2016, the tribe sued the city of Williams and other well owners, saying the drilling of more wells for resorts, developments, theme parks and uranium mines, among other businesses, increasingly threatens the tribe’s water. […] Duthie said those sorts of concerns shouldn’t hinder Stilo’s proposal for the hotel on Kotzin Ranch because the company wouldn’t use a well.”)

    <>as of January 24, 2020<>, Stilo had submitted a a revised proposal for roads and utility easements connecting to parcels of land they own that are surrounded by the Kaibab National Forest” (unanimously approved). opening these roads would require “some blasting.” as regards the groundwater:

    Gitlin also worried that the new proposal did not adequately protect the area’s groundwater.

    The proposal promises that commercial water needs — which during peak season, would be 275,000 gallons a day — would have to be hauled in by truck. It still allows “residential uses” to be met by pumping groundwater.

    In the proposal, Stilo offered to agree to a “complete prohibition” on commercial groundwater use, except in the event of “technological breakthroughs resulting in proven zero-impact upon groundwater resources.”

    It suggested a restrictive covenant or a conservation easement to enforce that restriction, but it’s not clear who would be responsible for that enforcement.

    <>effectively, plans for development are going forward, & previous reassurances that no immediate proposals were being made seem like lies.

    it’s worth mentioning in light of some other comments going around that the issue here isn’t preserving the untouched pristine beauty of nature or something–this kind of terra nullius-inflected rhetoric in fact relies upon colonialist & genocidal logic–but rather the responsibilities & livelihoods of the people who belong to the land & stand to be harmed by these proposals.

    incidentally, <>the Havasupai Tribe have a COVID-19 relief fund that you can donate to here<>, in addition to emailing & calling the people listed above.

    ULTIMATE "OH FUCK I JUST GOT MY FIRST APARTMENT AND ALL I HAVE IS ONE CHANGE OF CLOTHES AND A THIRD SOCK" CHECKLIST

    <>CLEANING

  • Dish soap
  • Laundry detergent
  • All-purpose cleaner
  • Hand soap
  • Broom
  • Mop
  • Wash cloths / rags
  • Vacuum
  • Dustpan
  • Lint roller
  • Sponges
  • <>KITCHENWARE

  • Plates
  • Bowls
  • Spoons
  • Forks
  • Knives
  • Glasses
  • Mugs
  • Tongs
  • Spatula
  • Plastic wrap
  • Ziplock baggies
  • Garbage bags
  • Paper towel
  • Tupperware
  • Ice tray
  • Oven mitts
  • Potato peeler
  • Mixing bowls
  • Frying pan
  • Pot
  • Baking sheet
  • Whisk
  • Stirring spoons / ladels
  • Tea infuser ball
  • Measuring cups
  • Strainer
  • Cutting board
  • Coffee maker
  • Kettle
  • Toaster
  • Magnets
  • Dry erase markers
  • Sticky notes
  • Microwave
  • Wire sponge
  • Trash bin
  • Recycling bin
  • Rubber gloves
  • Silverware organizer
  • Measuring spoons
  • Aluminum foil
  • Wax paper
  • Can opener
  • Bottle opener
  • Containers for salt, sugar, flour, etc.
  • <>LIVINGROOM

  • Sofa
  • Rocking chair (you know you want one)
  • Loveseat
  • Coasters
  • Blankets
  • Throw pillows
  • Coffee table
  • Book shelves
  • TV
  • TV stand
  • Floor lamp
  • End table
  • Stereo system / radio
  • <>BEDROOM

  • Mattress
  • Box spring
  • Bedframe
  • Linens
  • Sheets
  • Comforter
  • Hangers
  • Laundry hamper
  • Trash bin
  • Curtains
  • Pillows
  • Pillow cases
  • Night table
  • Alarm clock
  • Lamp
  • Dresser
  • Coat rack
  • Desk / vanity
  • Comfy chairs
  • <>DININGROOM

  • Dining table
  • Minimum of 2 chairs
  • Coasters
  • Placemat
  • Tablecloth
  • Tea lights /candles and candle holders
  • <>BATHROOM

  • Face clothes
  • Towel
  • Soap bar
  • Body wash
  • Shampoo
  • Conditioner
  • Tissues
  • Toilet paper
  • Trash bin
  • Plunger
  • Toilet cleaner
  • Cold, flu, pain, and allergy meds
  • Hydrogen peroxide
  • Antibacterial ointment
  • First-Aid kit
  • Tweezers
  • Nail clippers
  • Band-aids
  • Shower rod
  • Shower curtain
  • Toothbrush
  • Toothpaste
  • Floss
  • Period products
  • Bathmat
  • Air freshener
  • Trash bin
  • Towel rod
  • Towels
  • <>MISCELLANEOUS

  • Elastic bands
  • Stapler
  • Stables
  • Paper clips
  • Needles and thread
  • AA / AAA batteries
  • Light bulbs
  • Extension cords
  • Scotch tape
  • Duct tape
  • Shovel
  • Rake (if you have a yard)
  • Stain remover
  • Jar of courters for laundry mat
  • Screw drivers
  • Hammer
  • Nails
  • Sticky tack
  • Screws
  • Box cutter / X-acto
  • Pliers
  • Wrench
  • Pens
  • Paper
  • Pencils
  • Pencil sharpener
  • Eraser
  • Welcome matt
  • Shoe rack
  • Coat rack
  • Flashlight
  • Flashlight batteries
  • Watch batteries
  • Rechargeable batteries and charger
  • Safe place to discard dead batteries
  • Candles
  • Matches
  • Lighter
  • Mini travel fans
  • Real fans
  • Emergency Survival kit
  • Fire extinguisher
  • Landline phone
  • Window air conditioner
  • Carbon monoxide alarm
  • Fire alarm
  • <>FOOD STUFF

  • Mustard
  • Ketchup
  • Mayo
  • Salt
  • Pepper
  • Baking soda
  • Flour
  • Eggs
  • Milk
  • Bread
  • Olive oil
  • Tea
  • Jam
  • Peanut-butter
  • Coffee grounds
  • Cereal
  • Rice
  • Pasta
  • Vegetable soup
  • Tomato sauce
  • Frozen vegetables
  • Crackers
  • Chickpeas / lentils
  • Apples
  • Oranges
  • Granola bars
  • Juice
  • Hot chocolate mix
  • Frozen meats
  • raven-things

    lavendersucculents

    im keeping this for future reference

    need this now thanks MUCHHHH

    hardcoregrandma

    I needed this so bad omg

    Omg I’m in that situation right now kinda

    the reason i hate destiny villains going “ALL YOU DO IS KILL” isn’t because they’re wrong (most of them are hypocrites if not straight-up insane, so you can hardly call them reliable narrators), it’s because this fanbase has hundreds of edgelords just waiting for something like this to jump on so they can write a 600 word lecture that translates to “maybe WE’RE the bad guys 🤔🤔🤔”

    “And this is why it is THE TRAVELER that is EVIL, which is why we should join the other major universal power, the dorito of genocide and kill all our friends”

    I knew this stance seemed familiar

    My take is that there can’t be understanding without listening to both sides, so why not try and use both Dark and Light?

    <>important! <>

    I haven’t seen this on here so I thought I might share:

    There isn’t a petition for this yet (as far as I know) but sign the #JunkTerrorBillNow petition

    <>important! <>

    I haven’t seen this on here so I thought I might share:

    There isn’t a petition for this yet (as far as I know) but sign the #JunkTerrorBillNow petition

    Contacting your reps directly will do literally so much more than signing a petition, and it really doesn't take that much longer.

    If anyone’s not sure where to start, the first article has a big ol’ “take action” button at the top. Hit that and fill in the boxes, they’ll find your representatives and give you a generic message for you to customize and send off, 100% through the site. Took me five minutes, and four of those were spent waffling over phrasing. 

    I know it’s intimidating! But a few minutes of awkward discomfort is better than a lifetime spent fighting back against the censorship this will yield.