@dengarde
The Ramblings of an Insane Man

Just a little blog for all the stupid little things my mind thinks up. Whats sad is that I'm sober when I think them up.

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2020-06-09 10:40:58

    I hate redditors so fucking much. Where the fuck did you think they were came from?

    Cucumber turns itself into a pickle, funniest shit ive ever seen

    When I worked at Jimmy Johns, we had a customer who wanted pickles on their sandwich, but they had ordered Cucumber. They started bitching at us because they were DEATHY ALLERGIC TO CUCUMBER and demanded we put pickles on her sandwich.

    pizzaforpresident

    why are people even questioning obesity in america

    why is your tea liquidised?

    gallifreyanprincess

    ….. Where exactly do you live that the tea isn’t liquid?!?

    ENGLAND. WHERE IT IS IN A BAG AND YOU MAKE IT YOURSELF.

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    like what do you do with already liquid tea? Microwave it?

    paradoxsocks

    No it’s sweet tea you drink it cold

    abbysrwk

    WHO DRINKS COLD TEA???

    HAVE YOU NEVER HAD ICED/SWEET TEA BEFORE?!?

    yourlocalpsychopath

    so i reblogged this from a british person and i’ve been laughing at their tags for 600 years

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    <>England, you stole tea from China.  You’ve had it a mere 4 centuries compared to their 30+.  Don’t play like you’re some kind of authority.

    starkinglyhandsome

    [skeletons ooh-ing]

    uberfaenatic

    Shots fired. World War Tea has officially begun.

    Englad doesn’t own anything

    dad-monster

    except that time we owned most of the world

    that-artgirl

    If I stop reblogging this, I’ve gone to the other side.

    that-duck-in-paris

    I have only seen this legendary post in screenshots, so today is a blessed day.

    HAH

    BOSTON TEA PARTY PART 2

    autumnneedstostop

    HOLY HELL I FOUND IT

    And this is why I love Tumblr

    Drinking cold tea is like drinking cold hot chocolate. Sure, you *can* do it, but you *really shouldn’t*

    brownirisandcurls

    Behold concerned Brit. Chocolate Milk

    I only see this on pinterest omg….

    BEHOLD THE GREATEST TUMBLR POST

    “world war tea” is the best play on words i’ve heard in weeks

    this post is a wild ride from start to finish

    I haven’t seen this since chocolate milk was added. Is that really just an American thing? You’re missing out guys!

    😂😂😂

    Cold tea

    Cold hot chocolate aka chocolate milk

    Cold coffee

    I mean, do yall even know about cold water or is that an American thing too???

    I know that last one was a joke probably but as an American who spent two weeks in France last year, I can NOT stress enough how hard it was to get cold water.

    I asked for it ice water in one restaurant and the server looked at me like I was insane.

    Much like this thread!

    <>Anti-gay companies include:

  • Salvation Army 
  • Hobby Lobby 
  • Forever 21
  • Urban Outfitters (Along with racism and anti-feminism.)
  • Boy Scouts America
  • <>Gay-friendly companies include:

  • Starbucks 
  • Wal-mart
  • Google
  • General Mills cereal
  • American Express
  • Mariott Hotels
  • SO REMEMBER. Get some Starbucks coffee, go on Google to shop at Wal-mart.com with your American Express card while eating a bowl of General Mills cereal and enjoy your stay at our fine Mariott Hotels.

    Also shop at target, they dropped ties with transphobic and homophobic companies and are one of the most inclusive employers in the country

    Just to clarify…Girl Scouts is completely separate from Boy Scouts. Girl Scouts is very gay & trans friendly and is overall a great organization that empowers little girls and promotes community involvement and kindness so go out and buy as many girls scout cookies as you can

    Don't shop at Walmart please. As a former employee I can tell you they treat you like shit.

    we should make fun of americans more. why dont their shops include tax in the price tag. like how much does this item cost? its a surprise :)

    Honestly, tea. I’ve lived here my whole life and I have never once known what my total is gonna be at the register. Total fucking mystery.

    im an ex-american living in new zealand for the past two years and it still never fails to blow my mind that i can take a $2 coin, walk up to a counter with two $1 items, and perform the expected transaction

    Like how do people not know how to just add whatever the state’s tax rate is to the total? (Only if you live there though)

    Cali’s used to be 8%, so if at a dollar tree it would be $1.08 for a single item, unless food which isn’t taxed.

    Also just figure around 10 cents more per dollar on each item and you can get a rounded total that should be pretty close.

    Also if a item is like 5.55 or up just round up to the next dollar, same for under .50 cents round down. You can also get a pretty close total this way

    You REALLY think we Americans are that good at math? With OUR shitty educational system?

    Besides, if you’re like me and have spent almost 30 years in Oregon, where we don't even have sales tax, buying things in other states will always throw you off. 

    I still rmemeber when I lived in Washington for six months. *shudder*