A whole lotta who knows what

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2020-07-14 02:47:21

    sometimes when im searching my blog for something ill stumble across a vent post that i made when i was a teenager and take psychic damage

    yeah i still have depression but at least im not 15

    actually since i have a lot of 15 year olds following me i want to clarify

    it’s not that teenagers are Ew Cringe it’s that being a teenager is hard as fuck and for me and many others those were the years that we hated ourselves the most and our average mental state was a chaotic shitstorm. so when you grow up and finally get to experience NOT being a teenager it really hits you what a terrible and difficult time it was

    if you’re currently surviving your teen years you are a brave motherfucker and i salute you. shit gets better

    I am literally begging, BEGGING modern media to portray healthy relationships. enough cheating. enough infidelity. enough disrespect. show me people who love each other, proper communication, and a strong mental as well as physical connection. I want plots about people who are madly in love with each other and STAY madly in love with each other. please. I am losing my mind.

    Tips for new adults

  • If you have the ability to, pay your bills on time. You never know when you’ll need a loan in an emergency and if you destroy your credit rating it’s going to be rough.
  • While you’re at it, get a low interest low fees credit card so you actually can start building a credit history. Stick it in the freezer in a block of ice, or even cut it up straight away if you need to take away the temptation to use it. If you know you can pay the balance every month then go ahead and put stuff on it for the cashback or points, just be disciplined about the due date for the interest free period.
  • Never leave your washing in the machine, that stank takes like three hot washes to get out
  • Don’t smoke weed inside, the smell seeps in to everything
  • One of the most important things in life is your physical and mental health. If you need to stop talking to someone to protect the latter then it’s okay.
  • You have no obligation to your family if they suck
  • Learn to cook at least five basic healthy meals like chilli, bolognese, roast dinners, salads, burgers . Bulk them out with veggies and beans/lentils if you’re a meat eater but can’t afford a lot of it
  • Remember that it’s okay to admit you were wrong, or to grow and change your opinions
  • You’ll always be younger than someone, and there’s bound to be people who will patronise you because of it. You don’t suddenly get respect from boomers the moment you turn thirty. It sucks but don’t let it get to you. Those people are dicks.
  • Don’t close any accounts prior to applying for any credit, this can temporarily cause a drop in your credit rating as part of what contributes to it is age of accounts
  • You’ll feel like you’re constantly cleaning your kitchen and bathroom. It’s okay if there’s a bit of mess but as long as nothings growing in it you’re good.
  • Don’t bother with feather dusters. They just redistribute the dust. Use a damp cloth instead.
  • Stuff that says dryclean only can usually be handwashed or put on a gentle cycle, just don’t put it in the dryer
  • If you’re itchy all the time, it’s probably your washing powder/detergent. Switch to an eco friendly brand (actually, just use an eco friendly brand anyway). Also, skip the fabric softener
  • Invest in the best quality bedding you can afford. Sleep is a huge contributor to your health
  • It’s okay to take a mental health day, and don’t feel bad if you do nothing all weekend. You need a rest sometimes
  • For the love of all that’s holy, learn to use your indicator correctly when you’re driving
  • It’s okay to fail at things, don’t beat yourself up about it
  • i’m not trying to be rude but y’all have got to stop marching into the inbox of complete strangers and telling them how much you want to kill yourself or how miserable you are completely unprompted. like i understand that you might need somebody to talk or vent to but i can’t express how anxiety inducing and triggering it is to open up my inbox or IMs and see somebody randomly talking about how they want to kill themselves. and this definitely hasn’t been an isolated incident in my experience like it’s happened multiple times now

    there’s a serious problem on this website with people treating their favorite bloggers like certified therapists. you have to understand and realize that these are people with problems of their own…you can’t just approach somebody randomly and start unloading all your problems onto them like that without permission. if you need help, don’t seek it out that way. it’s uncomfortable at best and really upsetting/triggering at worst. this shouldn’t even need to be said.

    Fuck that noise!

    I’m here for y’alls! (except this blog got Fuck-all followers so this don’t mean shit anyways, n’ I don’t know shit about fuck either, but hey. I gots the empathy.)

    no, not “fuck that noise”. y’all need to stop acting like people are mean or cruel for setting boundaries for themselves, especially for the sake of their mental health. if you’re open to talking to people about these things then good for you but y’all have got to realize that not everybody is well equipped enough to handle such sensitive issues…chances are more than half of the people claiming they’re okay with listening aren’t well equipped enough either. some things are too delicate to be handled by a stranger and that’s just the reality.

    i wish y’all would make your own posts but i’m just going to keep blocking everybody who responds this way because it completely misses the point of everything i said. happy monday!

    i think edward elric entire military experience can be summarized as john mulaney’s “horse loose in the hospital” bit




    They interviewed a man who once saw a baby in a restaurant.




    And then, for a second, it seemed like maybe we could survive the child, and then, 5 miles under the capital city, an evil homunculus was like, “I have a huge transmutation circle and I’m going to kill everyone to become god!” And before we could say anything, the child was like, “If you even fucking look at Amestris, I will punch you to death with my fists. I dare you to do it. I want you to do it. I want you to do it so I can take my unresolved daddy issues out on you, I’m so fucking crazy.”

    This post was written by Roy Mustang

    Sometimes it’s not a bad thing, just surprising. Like, “Today the child did alchemy without a transmutation circle,” and everyone is like, “Huh, I didn’t know he could do that.”

    The creepiest days are when you don’t hear from the child at all. Those are the days when everyone is like “I think the child has finally calmed down,” and then the child is like “I just uncovered a government conspiracy. I went in that secret lab and snuck in there with my tiny body. I have a tiny body, but don’t you tell me that, or I’ll fuck you up,” and you’re like “That’s what I thought you’d say, you tiny fucking child.”

    And then for a second we’re like “Maybe the government will fire the child,” and the child is like “I have dismantled the government.”