The Fungus Bungus

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2020-11-29 05:29:42

    i’m so in love with this bath bomb 😍


    I had a server tell me about how he was harassed into going to a church baptism ceremony by a not so close friend and to get them off his back he agreed

    He decided some time before that of he was going to be forced to do this her might as well have fun with it right? So he goes to lush and buys one of the black bath bombs, and cuts it in half.

    Now fast forward to the day of and he is wearing a small harness under his shirt that is keeping both haves of the bath bomb one either shoulder blade.

    He volunteers to get baptised

    They take him up put him in the white robe and then he waits for his turn. Now the friend who invited him had no clue what he is doing. They are pleasantly surprised to see him participating.

    Honestly. A mistake on their part.

    I only knew this guy for a max of 45 minutes and I could already tell this dude was a chaos entity.

    So his turn comes up and they go to dunk him and the water immediately starts to foam and turn black and he starts screaming like a banchee jumps out the water and hisses at the priest

    Everyone fucking lost it and her was banned from ever attending that church again.

    So yeah all in all seems like a great thing to do for a hilarious story


    I don’t know how many times this needs to be said but zionism isn’t “Jews vs. Muslims” it’s “Occupier and Occupied”.


    aside from how the “jews vs muslims” a. erases palestinian christians, druze and other religious groups b. makes it easier for zionists to claim every criticism of israel for you know, settler occupation, displacement, ongoing genocide, state terrorism and pretty much every war crime on the list is inherently antisemitic c. gives gentiles (who are “coincidentally” never palestinian) an excuse to be antisemitic (usually towards random innocent jews) as a way of “helping palestine” or “avenging palestinians” (it does neither)

    theres this newer and ~woker~ version of this, “not all jews are zionists (but all zionists are jews”. is not only… misinformed and antisemitic but is often a distraction.

    a good portion of violent antisemites, including neo-nazis, are zionists, solely because they want jews out of their countries.

    it’s easier to say zionism is strictly “a jewish thing” than to examine how zionism feeds on antisemitism, and see the amount of governments that have and still do give and receive military assistance from israel. how the us has been complicit in genocide and war crimes alongside israel since it was founded? russia? chad? the philippines? bulgaria? 

    israel is collaborating and cuddling up with extreme right-winged European leaders. israel excuses and ignores violent antisemitism when it fits.