*accidentally purposely turns conversation sexual*
*accidentally purposely turns conversation sexual*
pretty girls: id rather be called beautiful than hot
me: lol ill take what i can get
Friend: I need to see something funny
Me: My love life
WiFi: connected
Me: then fucking act like it
me every time i'm wearing anything and black skinny jeans:this is a great outfit
Teacher: "Can you please tell the class why you're so late?"
Me: Someone told me to go to hell
Me: Couldn't find it at first
Me: But now I'm here
Me at 10 PM: fuck man i'm so tired
Me at 4 AM: i must WRITE A NOVEL
Me: I met a boy.
Me (two days later): nevermind
What I should be doing: Homework.
What I wish I was doing: Cuddling up with you in bed watching movies and eating pizza.
What I am doing: Tumblr.
hot person: u feel me
me: i would like to
expectations of summer: going to the beach every day, water fights, parties, random day trips, barbecues
reality of summer: moving your laptop so that the sunlight doesn't reflect on the screen when you're trying to blog
mom 4 hours ago: we're only staying for 30 minutes
me: ugly people exist to make pretty people stand out
me: so that's my contribution to society
me: you're welcome
There's light at the end of the tunnel, there's fight at the heart of a struggle.