Constantly thinking about how small Bruce Campbell makes Tobey McGuire look in Spider-Man 2 and also the fact that I’m shorter than Tobey McGuire
herbertmidwestOmg twink Ted Raimi in army of darkness..... gender envy
herbertmidwestOmg twink Ted Raimi in army of darkness..... gender envy
Omg twink Ted Raimi in army of darkness..... gender envy
my job on the commune is cock sucking
let me lay it out for you:
poop=shit
had a dream macauley culkin jumpstarted back his career as an actor first by changing his stage name to Sinai Tight and after he tried to film an unauthorized remake of Home Alone on a gigantic carnival cruise ship he accidentally creates a giant tear in the ship’s hull and causes the worst maritime disaster in in the 21st century and all the headlines said “COME ON SINAI TIGHT WHAT’S GOING ON MAN”
why are all of y'all like 5'3. whatcha doin down there
Last rb is my dad confronting me about my army of darkness t shirt actually
*Smiles remembering I have an army of darkness sticker on my skateboard*
That reminds me. I have to change my username here now that I know someone on Twitter has the same handle.
new tumblr game: google ur username, go to the images tab, and see what comes up
oh-mother-of-darknessYour power is out but I guide you down the hallway with my sickass light-up shoes
Banishment is the funniest punishment I can think of. Just get out of here
>le me
>le wearing my le mask to stop le covid
>le see someone else in le store not wearing their le mask
>fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu
ratsofftoyai hope gay dracula doesnt suck my cock tonight
hotvampireadjacentwhy would you say this I go to bed praying for this
The growing rift between tumblr culture as practiced on this site & 'tumblr culture' as practiced by expats to twitter is a fascinating example of divergent species evolution when like a cliff or river separates groups
This is my first rodeo actually. What do you call this one? "Horse" huh? Fascinating
camera pans across my room–utterly filthy, miserable; in the corner, three scared women huddled in a cage; a twink is strapped to a table, about to be bisected by a ceiling-mounted laser. Close up on me, on the computer, replying 2 twitter thread– “As a polyamorous man,“
I wish that loco maniac song didn’t sound like Christian rock for at least like 30 seconds