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Suburban Witch

Heather || 20 || ♓ Sun || ♏ Moon || ♎ Rising Witch since November 2017 Midwest-based Solitary Witch

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    log4

    you reblog someone whos deactivated. You receive an anon telling you OP scammed their mother and later murdered her in 2007 and 2015 respectively. Anon says "just thought you'd want to know". You definitely didn't. You reply "damn thats crazy." You leave the post up. It's never spoken of again.

    andthosearesmalleragents

    You receive an anon stating "hey that post you reblogged was from an axe murderer apologist". Because this is a functioning website, the message could be from anywhere in the last three months. It does not specify which post.

    shiny calligraphy that reads:

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    sindri42

    Yeah, they actually use motor oil instead of syrup in most promotional pictures because it photographs better. Likewise “milk” is usually paint, sometimes sunscreen, or white glue. Coffee is frequently soy sauce, with little bits of soap applied if they need bubbles or foam. IIRC ice cream is usually mashed potatoes? Strawberries and other red fruits are usually covered with lipstick. Whipped cream is usually shaving cream. Enchiladas and other things where the filling would soak through the wrapping are typically filled with mashed potato or sometimes just sawdust to fill out the bulk, with maybe a little bit of what’s supposed to be there on the open end to keep up appearances. Anything glistening was probably sprayed with WD-40 just before the picture was taken, cheese is typically melted with a hair dryer, the condensation on the outside of a cold beverage is either spray-on deodorant or little bits of gelatin… Steam is the really interesting one, with some photographers using anything from incense to cigarettes which they photoshopped out later, and some soaking tampons in water, microwaving them, and then burying them in the “food” for authentic steam on demand.

    The thing you gotta remember is that a lot of these photoshoots take like ten hours to finish, all under super-hot lighting systems. No genuine food would still look good enough to eat after that, so to make a “realistic” photo of a meal you need to replace all the actual food with things that look more like food than food does.

    thosedamnsmoshkids

    hi what the actual FUCK does THIS ONE MEAN

    melxncholymermxid

    Bautista said “say it with your chest”

    azcrowleyfell

    For those who may not know, Dave Bautista is the (former) WWE wrestler Batista

    He also plays this gay-ass autistic alien:

    He also posted this delightful tweet in response to some homophobic Catholic bullshit:

    And he’s been very openly anti-Trump:

    https://popculture.com/celebrity/news/dave-bautista-controversial-donald-trump-tweet-divides-fans-wwe-marvel-guardians-star/

    Thanks for coming to my TED talk.

    scarecrowqueen

    This dude took one look at homophobia, bigotry, and toxic masculinity and said ‘fuck that’ and then crushed them all with his enormous biceps and I think that was very excellent of him.

    tygermama

    He looks like he gives great hugs

    My character Brazk, a lizardman shaman, was paralysed after eating some weird mushrooms.

    Mephisto, our lizardman barbarian: “Alright I’ll drag you out of here by the tail.”

    DM: “After a few metres, you find you’re moving much faster and struggling less to drag Brazk through the cave.”

    Mephisto, realising he has the tail but has left the rest of Brazk behind: “OOPS!”

    Brazk: “Buddy, we are LIZARDS. I dunno what you were expecting.”