When we were on spring break, there was this low-budget stage show called “Naughty Magic.” This fat old magician was famous for getting college students in the audience to volunteer, and then he’d convince them to get completely naked on stage.

    Our teammate Tim thought it would be funny to volunteer, but then he was so excited about it he had a full boner the whole time. I don’t even remember what the magic trick was–I couldn’t take my eyes off his cock.