@hornenjoyer
two to the skull, yet one gets up

call me Gray, I'll die for your dog.

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2021-08-02 08:08:23
    kingmichalis

    RIPS SHIRT OFF TALK TO ME ABOUT VIDEO GAMES

    answersfromvanaheim

    1: Do you try to stay away from walkthroughs?

    2: Company you’re always loyal to?

    3: Best game you’ve ever played?

    4: Worst game you’ve ever played?

    5: A popular series/game you just can’t get into no matter how much you try?

    6: A game that’s changed you the most?

    7: A game you’ll never forget?

    8: Best soundtrack?

    9: A game you turn your volume off every time you play it?

    10: A game you’ve completely given up on?

    11: Hardest game you’ve played?

    12: Shortest time you’ve beaten a game in?

    13: A game you were the most excited for when it wasn’t released yet?

    14: A game you think would be cool if it had voice acting?

    15: Which two games do you think would make an awesome crossover?

    16: Character you’ve hated most? From what game?

    17: What game do you never tell people you play?

    18: A game you wish your friends knew about?

    19: Which game do you think deserves a revival?

    20: What was the first video game you ever played?

    21: How old were you when you first played a video game?

    22: If you could immerse yourself in any game for one day, which game would it be? What would you do?

    23: Biggest disappointment you’ve had in gaming?

    24: Casual, Hardcore, or in the middle?

    25: Be honest; have you ever used cheats (like ActionReplay or Gameshark)?

    26: Handheld or console?

    27: Has there ever been a moment that has made you cry?

    28: Which character’s clothes do you wish you owned the most?

    29: Which is more important, gameplay or story?

    30: A game that hasn’t been localized in your country that you think should be localized?

    Nighttime aesthetic asks

    Night: how are you?

    Dark:what time is it where you are?

    Street lights: where do you want to be right now?

    Caffeine: What's your favourite drink?

    Stars: what is a goal you have for life?

    Moon: who is someone that always brings you comfort?

    Quiet: who is your favorite person to talk to?

    Cold: is your room typically messy or clean?

    Late: do you consider yourself adventurous?

    Silhouette: do you like the outdoors?

    Fox: what trait do you like about yourself?

    Blue: Do you sleep with the blinds/curtains open or closed?

    Rain: how much of your life do you regret?

    Black: a piece of life advice?

    Bat: what superpower do you want?

    Midnight: when was the last time you cried?

    Silver:What's the longest you've ever gone without sleep?

    Benny, on his way to kill the courier trying to explain the engraving on his gun Maria to the Great Khans he’s travelling with: Here’s the dealio with the christ-boys okay, I’ll give you the low down. Basically there was this dynamite gal and she went and gave birth to this smooth little baby without getting knocked up and everyone was like “ring a ding ding baby sounds like a religion to me” and the rest is history, you get me?

    The Khans, literally only here because they need money: dude what

    Benny, on his way to kill the courier trying to explain the engraving on his gun Maria to the Great Khans he's travelling with: Here's the dealio with the christ-boys okay, I'll give you the low down. Basically there was this dynamite gal and she went and gave birth to this smooth little baby without getting knocked up and everyone was like "ring a ding ding baby sounds like a religion to me" and the rest is history, you get me?

    The Khans, literally only here because they need money: dude what

    froody

    Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*

    My cat: Father is...evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.

    cryoverkiltmilk

    The spiritual successor to Miette

    shydestinybread

    May i add the piece from artist Verbal Vomit

    unyanizedcatboys

    Glad to see we’re all in agreement that cats talk like disparaged victorian children

    explorerrowan

    I am so incredibly glad we finally moved on from "i can has". Cats are clearly smart enough for advanced sentence structure and dumb enough to draw entirely incorrect conclusions about what they're talking about.

    dualclock

    My cat, banging the cabnet door over and over and over: bang bang bang

    Me: you will not earn what you desire by banging the cabinet door.

    My cat: This is a test of wills, is it not? We shall see if your ability to put up with my incessant banging outlasts my eternal lust for snackie treats. Years of conditioning have hardened me for this purpose. bang bang bang

    Me: ksst!

    My cat, throwing herself to the ground like she's been shot: Oh! Oh I have been assailed in my own home! Have mercy, have pity! Surely in the cruel darkness of your heart there is some mote of goodness that might stay your hand! Do not strike me, I pray you!

    Me: ok

    My cat, after waiting about 3 minutes: bang bang bang

    froody

    Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*

    My cat: Father is...evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.

    cryoverkiltmilk

    The spiritual successor to Miette

    shydestinybread

    May i add the piece from artist Verbal Vomit

    unyanizedcatboys

    Glad to see we’re all in agreement that cats talk like disparaged victorian children

    explorerrowan

    I am so incredibly glad we finally moved on from "i can has". Cats are clearly smart enough for advanced sentence structure and dumb enough to draw entirely incorrect conclusions about what they're talking about.

    dualclock

    My cat, banging the cabnet door over and over and over: bang bang bang

    Me: you will not earn what you desire by banging the cabinet door.

    My cat: This is a test of wills, is it not? We shall see if your ability to put up with my incessant banging outlasts my eternal lust for snackie treats. Years of conditioning have hardened me for this purpose. bang bang bang

    Me: ksst!

    My cat, throwing herself to the ground like she's been shot: Oh! Oh I have been assailed in my own home! Have mercy, have pity! Surely in the cruel darkness of your heart there is some mote of goodness that might stay your hand! Do not strike me, I pray you!

    Me: ok

    My cat, after waiting about 3 minutes: bang bang bang

    cynthiaandsamus

    Gamers: Hehe… I’m gonna trick old man Nook by making these weeds into a leaf umbrella and selling them back to him

    Tom Nook: …t-that’s not a trick. You put work into it, you put labor into the creation and thus its value increased. Has Capitalism deceived you so that you know not your own labor has value?

    Gamers: Hehe… he’ll never suspect a thing…

    maamlet

    i dont think he says this. i dont think this is a thing any of the funny animals say

    maamlet

    i think you are telling a little lie for online

    moontheoretist

    You missed the point of the post, buddy.

    It is not about what this character would or wouldn’t say inside the gameworld perspective.

    This is meta post using Tom Nook’s character as a foil for sending the message that author of the post wanted to convey.

    maamlet

    hm…..i think you are also telling a little lie for online

    maamlet

    they blocked me for this which i think proves that they were a little beast or perhaps even a gnome trying to tell lies for online and i caught them in the act

    what she says: i’m fine

    what she means: the tv show iCarly always portrayed Spencer as some bumbling idiot after dropping out of law school after three days, but they disregard the fact that this means Spencer did in fact finish college with a degree and knew enough about the law to pass his entrance exams and had good enough grades in his classes to be accepted into a law school therefore the image that they portrayed of him being stupid is false, he was simply a man who realized his passion lied elsewhere and he wasn’t going to pay a tuition for a law school studying that when his heart wasn’t in it. he was a smart man with the knowledge and capability to do anything, and he chose his art

    froody

    Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*

    My cat: Father is...evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.

    cryoverkiltmilk

    The spiritual successor to Miette

    shydestinybread

    May i add the piece from artist Verbal Vomit

    unyanizedcatboys

    Glad to see we’re all in agreement that cats talk like disparaged victorian children

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