The smiling TV guy in Chapter 3 will probably be that tall character that looks like a tumblr sexyman (aka Queen, Rouxls, Mettaton) that is outshined by a little skrinky skrunkly man that everyone loves for some fucking reason (Spamton, Jevil, Sans)

    I just wanna know what object in Kris' house will be the overpowered shortstack secret boss that the fandom is obsessed with

    dear-ao3

    hold on a fucking second. delaware is a state?? i thought it was a river? or is the river more important than the state? why don't i know this? (i should mention i don't like in america, i'm just confused)

    there is delaware (state) and delaware (river) 

    both are equally strange

    the state is a tiny little cryptid thing

    the rive is a monster that spans new york, pennsylvania, new jersey and delaware. also washington crossed it once and that was like kinda a big deal i guess. like crossing the rubicon in rome.

    the state tries to me more important with its “im the first state!!!” bs (seriously its even on the fucking license plates) but we all know. its the river.

    dear-ao3

    THATS TUPPERWARE

    sobutmermaids

    i thought delaware was a place in ohio? why are there so many things named delaware?

    dear-ao3

    delaware is too powerful

    uncertaininnit

    what the fuck

    ultra-skaktusposts

    Wait what? I thought Delaware was a store with building supplies. Like paint, wood, nails and stuff?

    dear-ao3

    THATS HOME DEPOT ???

    ultra-skaktusposts

    I know home depot, but dude I don't know anything about America mad have never been there. Are you sure there is not a some sort of store called something close to Delaware!?!

    dear-ao3

    .....ace hardware....?

    uncertaininnit

    this post has only been around for a few hours but could very well be a world heritage post

    dear-ao3

    but at what cost

    publiusmaximum

    This post launched at 8am PST on 12 Feb 2021. The above conversation has happened in 3 hours.

    uncertaininnit

    he WHAT? i thought he was from. w. wait. ???

    dear-ao3

    delaware stole the presidents shoelaces for clout and became too powerful

    likethehorrormovie

    From the UK- and what do you mean Delaware isn't a type of ceramic?

    dear-ao3

    it is now

    kkshowtunes

    Isn’t delaware what they make computers on???

    dear-ao3

    software ??

    you-say-that-so-often

    I think they meant Dell Ware, a specific computer type. We had a Dell computer once.

    I thought Delaware was that famous singer they spoofed in Zootopia.

    dear-ao3

    gazelle??

    king-finnigan

    oh i thought delaware was that one british singer lady, you know, the one from chasing pavements

    dear-ao3

    that's fucking adele

    metamelonisle

    isn’t delaware that place you go when you die

    shirtshawaiian

    youre thinking of superhell and all of you are going there

    totalrosalia

    how the fuck did any of you come to the conclusions you all made

    dear-ao3

    we live in america?

    vigilantsycamore

    I thought Delaware was that food delivery service that keeps interrupting youtube videos with their ads when I'm trying to have a good time

    abnormalmind777

    ..... are you talking about Doordash???

    destiel-is-canon-what

    Isn't Delawere the name of that one girl in the song that goes "Hey there, Delawere"? She's from NYC or something.

    dear-ao3

    THATS HEY THERE DELILAH

    katherynefromphilly

    Pausing here to point out that op is “dear-AO3″ and now I’m wondering if Delaware fanfic would be categorized as RSF (real state fic) or AU (alternate unitedstates)

    dear-ao3

    stop i do not want to think about this 

    joyflameball

    Isn’t Delaware that SPN ship that exploded the internet

    bucky-barnes-and-steve-noble

    Everyone on this post:

    sith-shenanigans

    I love that the “no, that’s [x]” meme is making a comeback here and only here and nobody has any idea what’s going on

    jmercedesd

    Keep up the good work, we can make poor OP have a melt down yet. 

    callme-corpse-septiceye

    Isn't delaware that one brand of pizza that's like "it's not delivery, it's delaware."

    paulblartinum

    isn't delaware the god of the sea

    skelly-the-insomniac

    Isn't Delaware the name of that guy who painted the Mona Lisa?

    lordechostan

    delaware is that one evil cyborg guy that has a son named Luke and a red laser sword

    penguinkiwi

    Thats Darth Vader. Im pretty sure Delaware is that other red-laser sword guy. You know. The one that stabbed Qui-Gon.

    dear-ao3

    what have i created

    hellsite-hall-of-fame

    I usually only reblog older posts, but this definitely deserves to be in every tumblr hall of fame

    dear-ao3

    this post has only existed for 8 days. 

    gallusrostromegalus

    This is fantastic because it goes great with my theory that Delaware only exists for tax purposes. Like, all the states really only exists for Tax Purposes, but Delaware is particularly fake because back in 2012 I got lost in the Alleged Delaware Area looking trying to get to a family reunion, but every time I pulled over for directions, I would ask what the hell state I was in now, and I went through Mayland, Pennsylvania, New Jersey AND Virginia and I never fucking found Delaware but I did eventually find the Family Reunion and earned the repsepct of my then-prospective- Great-Grandmother-In-Law by saving her favorite grandchildren from a furious oceangoing horse so I’m convinced that not only is the state a purely legal construct, they didn’t even dedicate any landmass to it, or it’s a gov’t blackzone where the carnivorous horses live.

    dear-ao3

    fun fact, i actually drove through delaware on this posts 6 month birthday. i hate it here.

    glitchysquidd

    This post literally fills me with life,tysm.

    lost-ones-melody

    This post confused the heck out of me, I don't even know what's going on in this post, why the hell am I rebloging it?