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    LifeLine: 1-800-273-8255

    Trevor Project: 1-866-488-7386

    Sexuality Support: 1-800-246-7743

    Eating Disorders Hotline: 1-847-831-3438

    Rape and Sexual Assault: 1-800-656-4673

    Grief Support: 1-650-321-5272

    Runaway: 1-800-843-5200, 1-800-843-5678, 1-800-621-4000

    Exhale: After Abortion Hotline/Pro-Voice: 1-866-4394253

    If you ever want to talk: My Tumblr ask is always open.

    Reblog and see what color you get

    Yellow: You are such a sunshiney person and my dash is always brightened whenever you post

    Maroon: I wish you followed me

    Teal: You make me happy ♥

    Auburn: I love you

    Burnt Sienna: I love you but it’s a different color

    Navy: We should talk more

    Magenta: You are my favorite tumblr user

    Fuchsia: Come catch these hands…with your own. I wanna hold your hand.

    Dodie Yellow: You are literally my favorite person ever.

    Cerulean: I would come to your house at 3 in the morning if you were sad bc you deserve to be loved and to be happy

    Baby Pink: u so attractive??? how u do dat??

    Barbie Pink: You are the best at everything i don’t get how

    Crimson: I wanna cuddle with you

    Emerald: You are my inspiration.

    Gold: I can’t believe you exist. You’re such a blessing to this earth

    Silver: I can’t believe we’re mutuals

    Aquamarine: You are goals

    White: Your icon is goals

    Black: Marry Me

    Beige: Idk what to say except W O W

    🌿✨🥧☕️✍🏻things to do while isolated. ✍🏻☕️🥧✨🌿

  • clean. take the time to tidy and scrub your home, and get to those things you’ve been neglecting (like the floor. or is that just me?)
  • self care. make a face/hair mask, drink something you enjoy, paint your nails, do a puzzle, etc. just take some time for yourself.
  • try a new recipe. use up ingredients close to expiry to avoid waste!
  • start a project. build that birdhouse you’ve been thinking about, or start that big painting you didn’t have time for previously. learn to play a new song.
  • exercise. youtube is your friend for bodyweight fitness, yoga, and workout routines. or just dance your heart out.
  • make a change. wanting to start rising earlier or cutting back in caffeine? perfect time to readjust and reevaluate your structure.
  • reconnect. skype that old friend you’ve been thinking about. send some memes to your mutuals online. do those ask games and challenges.
  • learn. make progress on a language or teach yourself how to code. listen to insightful audiobooks and stimulate your brain.
  • stay safe, smart, and hygienic!

    Nasty Boy

    Notorious B.I.G : Yeah, word I remember I met this one bitch Cause you know me I don’t see how I’m the nasty motherfucker. I just thought, I thought I’d did anything in the world.

    The Homie : yeh?

    Notorious B.I.G : I meets this one bitch, I comes up in the spot, or whatever The bitch got the candles lit or whatever, so She tell me whatever she wanna get her freak on whatever So I’m like WHASSUP whatchu wanna I’m ready to wear it out or whatever

    The Homie : (kssss)

    The Notorious B.I.G : The bitch told me she wanted me to shit on her!

    The Homie : [laughing]

    The Notorious B.I.G : Ya know shit I was like whatchu mean shit? I mean I might shit on you after I, hit it I won’t call you no more Shit on you like that

    The Homie : [more laughing]

    The Notorious B.I.G : She talkin about no she want me to cock over her And shit, on her stomach!

    The Homie : [laughing through his teeth]

    The Notorious B.I.G : I said bitch what the, what the fuck?? What the fuck I’m sposed to do after I after I shit on her I’m sposed to hit that after that? She’s just wilding out so after I shits on the bitch right

    Both : [both start laughing]

    Notorious B.I.G : Ya know I shit, after I shits on the bitch The bitch, ya know, washed that shit off or whatever

    The Homie : Ohhh shit!


    Aries Myth: You are loud and angry and enjoy conflict.

    Aries Reality: I don't know how to channel my emotions so I express them through physical and verbal actions.

    Taurus Myth: You are lazy, eat a lot, and always complain.

    Taurus Reality: I enjoy luxury and relaxing. I work hard to be able to relax so often. I only want the best, I'm actually a picky eater.

    Gemini Myth: You are two-faced and have too many personalities.

    Gemini Reality: I have a lot going on in my mind and I can't express it through only one persona. I am highly adaptable to any situation.

    Cancer Myth: You are weak and fragile.

    Cancer Reality: I am strong. My weakness is a facade. My true strength lies in my unpredictability.

    Leo Myth: You are vain and egocentric.

    Leo Reality: I have pride in myself and everything I do. I am all about self betterment and know that even I have things I can improve.

    Virgo Myth: You are a loner and frigid. You are socially awkward.

    Virgo Reality: I love communicating with others, but I am very shy. However, I think best alone.

    Libra Myth: You are fake and can't think for yourself.

    Libra Reality: I just want to make everybody happy. I never pick anything because I am afraid of making some people upset.

    Scorpio Myth: You are dark and dislike others. You are obsessed with sex.

    Scorpio Reality: I am afraid of opening up to others. Sex is the only time I can open up to others without truly giving myself up.

    Sagittarius Myth: You are always happy and optimistic.

    Sagittarius Reality: I try to be optimistic for others. I use my happiness as a bandage to ignore my true feelings.

    Capricorn Myth: You are boring and obsessed with work.

    Capricorn Reality: I hate working, but I want to reap the benefits of success. I am afraid of letting others down.

    Aquarius Myth: You are weird and detached.

    Aquarius Reality: I prefer to keep my distance. I have a wide variety of interests but relations with others are not my strong suit.

    Pisces Myth: You're always sleeping, crying, or high.

    Pisces Reality: I just want to escape. The real world is harsh and I don't know how to cope with it.

    You a hoe.

    Girl: Why?

    Boy: Cause you have casual sex with niggas.

    Girl: You have casual sex with women.

    Boy: So? I'm a man. You a female.

    Girl: So?

    Boy: Females can't do that.

    Girl: Why not?

    Boy: Cause, man.

    Girl: Cause what?

    Boy: You just not supposed to.

    Girl: But why is that?

    Boy: .................cause you gone be somebody mama one day.

    Girl: Not necessarily. And the casual sex I have now doesn’t affect my mothering skills in the future. Just like yours won’t affect your fathering skills in the future.

    Boy: ....................................................................................................................................................................you still a hoe.