mousefangs

cc: Who thinks, uh, Watson is too heavy? Raise your hand if you think Watson is too heavy.

*short cut*

Does anybody think he’s too skinny?

audience member: no.

No? M'kay..So uh, I’m very proud of you guys. You get a 100 percent. Uh, he’s perfect

*upbeat music plays as it zooms in on the dog*

Finished commission for kiwi_rott (twitter)! 💖💕✨

i went to mad at you island and um. yeah it turns out its just kind of a tax haven for rich people theres a bunch of yachts and a few office buildings but as far as i can tell no ones actually mad at you. yeah everyone here was kind of snobby and out of touch but otherwise theyre not so bad i dont think anyone's actually mad at you :) anyways call you back soon, just landed at gorillas that rip your arms and legs off isl

ilikeit-art

“Sweet Dreams”

Martin Gregus captured a once in a lifetime moment of a Polar Bear sleeping on a bed of fireweed.

Churchill, Manitoba, Canada

thekanucklehead

This is it, this is the best photo ever taken

meronspace

@missazura The post in question

♡ littlest petshop digital keychain game ♡

LMAO

to catch a bus you have to think like a bus

A failure can sometimes lead to unexpected success

charlottan

I'm back from work youll never believe what happened

charlottan

there was fucking cusomer

wyndryga

choosing to read this as if i were eavesdropping on Italian mobsters

pjackk

One time i got sucked up by a ufo im not joking

vampsprite

what happebned

pjackk

On god they were being super mean to me like they were flicking my head and shit the grey aliens were flicking my head and punching my nose and giving me noogies and shoving me and shit....

Spill 🪴

This piece is from 2021, I added some simple animations to it 🦋

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goin a little batty 🦇