And the truth of the matter is I never let you go…

How cute are they?

harperhug

Video of a kitten at a vet’s office protesting loudly as it’s scooped from the floor. Another kitten turns around the corner and walks up to the camera, also protesting loudly for its friend. From here.

pillow pet cows!!!!!

fungible should mean you can turn it into a mushroom

ashes and ghost

memorycycle

eat too much salami and you start thinking like one

missazura

@tiramegtoons​

me and the tumblrinas waking up every morning blocking and reporting

Fun fact: Gonzo’s line was Dave Goelz’s idea, but he said it thinking they’d never put it in the movie. From this article:

pathologising

I love pictures of monkeys sitting down and looking somber like...literally me

I love pictures of monkeys sitting down and looking somber like...literally me

the pain is neverending...........but so is the swag 🫡

i love making ppl laugh . its like ….. u liked that didnt u 😏 lol

not metalocalypse but take vince since im a man of many interests.

slightly-rad

me: hey! we close in four minutes just so you know!

customer: okay! :)

customer:

dreadmetrol

there is nothing more important than a dear friend you can be a huge fucking asshole hater with

mousefangs

cc: Who thinks, uh, Watson is too heavy? Raise your hand if you think Watson is too heavy.

*short cut*

Does anybody think he’s too skinny?

audience member: no.

No? M'kay..So uh, I’m very proud of you guys. You get a 100 percent. Uh, he’s perfect

*upbeat music plays as it zooms in on the dog*

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