regulus: i will never hit my kids. but i might occasionally flip them off when they aren't looking

summer really is like. this iced coffee is all that's standing between me and incredible violence.

regulus: i will never hit my kids. but i might occasionally flip them off when they aren't looking

i haven't seen a single sponsored post but i HAVE seen at least a dozen screenshots of sponsored posts. as it should be

telling the truth is fun because it’s more chaotic than lying

boozehund-blog

ppl who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoying pass it on

cub2

FUCK this post and happy birthday sonic

ocdnatural

mutuals if we were rats we could be ratuals. did u ever stop and think about that.

just-dipshit-thoughts

If we were cows we’d be mootuals

sorry i left u on read i didn’t mean to open it

jegulus-trash

me to myself after i make a bad decision: this isn't a joke. this is your life

cool-way-to-die

but what is life if not a comedy

jegulus-trash

i am suffering

me to myself after i make a bad decision: this isn't a joke. this is your life

Me: Nothing can stop me now

Myself: *stops me*

mom said its my turn to become god

Sometimes I like math and other times it makes me want to punch something

“So anyway, it’s getting crazy here in Hawkins. I was in a goofy goofy mood and k-worded a bunch of teenagers again 🤭🤭🤭 no biggie me thinks? Made Max float once and she was SOOO mad lmaoooo🤪 oh and guess what!!!! I think Robin is having a crush on Nancy!!! But Nancy might be still having a thing for Steve??!! Girl it’s INSANE 😭 anyway how’s California?”

totalspiffage

I’m glad I can remove my sight sometimes. Must suck having to see things all the time. (This post made by glasses gang)

miseryghoul

Thought this post was gonna be about closing your eyes but it checks out any way

totalspiffage

Aw shit I forgot you can do that!!!! Shit!