Aries: I DONT HAVE A SUGAR DADDY

Taurus: IVE NEVER HAD A SUGAR DADDY

Gemini: IF I WANTED SUGAR DADDY YES I PROBABLY COULD GO OUT AND GET ONE

Cancer: BECAUSE I AM WHAT? SICKENING.

Leo: YOU COULD NEVER HAVE A SUGAR DADDY BECAUSE YOU ARE NOT THAT KIND OF GIRL

Virgo: BABY EVERYTHING I HAVE IVE WORKED FOR AND GOTTEN MYSELF

Libra: I HAVE BUILT MYSELF FROM THE GROUND UP YOU FUCKING BITCH

Scorpio: *THROWS DRINK*