Better?
Him: white wine doesn't pair with everything. You can't-
Me: Listen here, loser---
Mom(on speakerphone): Stop calling him a loser. You're going to give him a complex.
Me: Listen here asshole
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Better?
Him: white wine doesn't pair with everything. You can't-
Me: Listen here, loser---
Mom(on speakerphone): Stop calling him a loser. You're going to give him a complex.
Me: Listen here asshole
¯\_(ツ)_/¯