I just know he left the interview after that đđ
Got yo ass đ
Got that ass.
I WILL NEVER NOT REBLOG THIS.
You can call me Cat. Just a Brasilian girl with a lot of weird thoughts in my little but cute mind. Hamiltrash, Gryffindor, Apollo kid with no talent to sing or draw, disnerd, firebender, whovian i guess, Lady Tyrell. No, english is not my first language and I will post things about Brasil in portuguese. CE-BR
Coffee plant: *evolves caffeine* Safe at last
Humans: ( ÍĄÂ° ÍĘ ÍĄÂ°)
Why are we like thisâŚ.
the fact that we canât drink sea water even tho its the most common type of water just bc its 3% salt yet we can safely consume multiple forms of literal poison and even benefit from doing so just blows my fucking mind
<>Peppers:>Â Now that I have capsaicin, no mammal will eat me! ONLY BIRDS. THE BIRDS WILL SPREAD MY SEEDS.
<>Humans:>Â oh my god this burns so good
<>poppies:> at last, i have evolved my sap to the point where anything that eats me will sleepâŚ FOREVER
<>humans who are about to invent painkillers:> hey guess what
<>tobacco>: finally i can grow in peace, no more insects munching on my leaves.
<>humans holding matches>: my, my, what do we have here?
<>Mint:Â> Stay off me bugs or Iâll poison you!
<>Humans: >Yeah Iâm gonna need to put this poison in my dessert and mix it with chocolate.Â
<>Aliens Studying the Planet:Â>
The fact I didnât know half of these are poisons says A LOT.
Plants: *evolve defenses to dissuade from being eaten*
you never forget ur first hyperfixation :â)
please do not repost or i will have your kneecaps