Sweet Sandra laying in the grass!
Monsters that try to give you compliments, but just end up sounding weird:
“Your veins are the most beautiful shade of blue. I like all of them, even the ones I can’t see.”
“You are small and delicate, like a tiny rodent with no fur.”
“I love the globular shape of your skull.”
“The scent of you is powerful and strong in my nostrils.”