plot twist: you wake up for school fully rested and ready to socialize
plot twist: you wake up for school fully rested and ready to socialize
me: *not religious*
me: oh my god
me: praise the lord
me: thank god
me: oh dear lord
me: jesus christ
me: good god
me when i eat an apple: im so fuckign healthy
Teacher: If you have 10 chocolate cakes and someone asks for 2, how many do you have left?
Me: 10