Hello Everyone, and welcome to: Who Wants To Be A Hero Of Justice!

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I’m your host Chris Archer and today we have a returning guest who appeared briefly at the end of our last show, Shirou Emiya! 

Now then Shirou, onto your first question. For ¥5000;

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The answers are: Yes…No…Maybe….and “Probably not but imma try anyway.”

“Uuuuuuhhhhhhhhh…”

It’s okay Shirou take your time. I understand this is a difficult question.

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Just to remind you, you have one lifeline left.

“I I think I’ll use my lifeline.”

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Alright, Shirou has decided to use his lifeline, he would like to ‘phone a dead relative.’ So who are we phoning Shirou? 

“Uhhh, my dad…if anyone can answer this it’ll be him.”

Alright we’d like to phone Shirou’s dad…Hello there, this is Chris Archer with ‘Who Wants To Be A Hero of Justice’, your son has a question for you.

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“My son? What kind of a joke is this?”

“Uhh hey dad, listen I got asked a question that I think you’d be able to answer, so uh, the question is: “Is it possible to save everyone?”

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“The answers are: ‘Yes’…’No’…’Maybe’…and ‘Probably not but Imma try anyway’…”

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“No son, like I’ve told you before, it’s not possible.” *hangs up*

So what do we think Shirou?

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“Yeah I’m pretty sure it’s possible to save everyone so…I’ll go with A, Yes.”

Is that your final answer?

“Yes, A.”

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… Well I’m sorry Shirou but I’m afraid that was the wrong answer…

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…it was actually ‘B, No’

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“THIS SHOW IS RIGGED!”