Now then, little lady. Mummy's been telling me all about your poor attitude and appalling behaviour. So keep in mind that from now on, Uncle Malcolm will be paying regular visits to make sure you're behaving much better. Am I making myself clear?
A man who follows the old saying that all grown women are little more than overgrown little girls and should be treated as such at all times. The adventures, memories, and liked photos from a bottom smacker.