Me: *fully acknowledged that has to do something productive*

Depression: let’s take a nap

Me: alright

career goals: femme fatale

me walking into a cvs at midnight: i need to lift a curse

employee: aisle 5

me: thanks

!!!!

January: sexuality/preferences

February: city/state

March: favourite colour

April: favourite hair colour & favourite eye colour

May: favourite manga & favourite anime

June: favourite book

July: favourite song/band

August: crush names

September: instruments I play/ want to play

October: favourite game

November: if I changed my name, what would it be

December: random fact about me

��: I am a boy who has a crush on you

��: I am a girl who has a crush on you

��: I am a nonbinary person who has a crush on you

��: Just delete your tumblr already

��: You’re awesome

��: I love your blog

��: You’re beautiful

���: You're attractive

��: I hate you

��: You’re ugly

��: I wish we were close

��: I wish we were friends in real life

��: I relate to a lot of the same things you go through

��: You inspire me

��: We should kiss maybe if you wanna that'd be great

��: I would give you the greatest hug

��: I'm scared to talk to you but I think you're great

��: You've changed urls/icons so much that I don't remember who you are

��: I don't remember why I follow you

��: I wish I could help you but I'm not sure how

��: You've taught me things

⚓️: I wish you'd take better care of yourself

©: You're a bit problematic

��: You're a cinnamon roll

❄️: I cherish you

���: Please post more

���: We don't talk much but I wouldn't mind being your friend

��: You're very talented

��: I don't understand you

💁💁

me: *feels isolated and alone*

me: i know just how to fix this

me: *isolates myself even more*

me: perfect

employer: so what would you say is your biggest weakness?

me: probably just like who I am as a person

me: *goes to a store*

me: where's the Halloween stuff

Friend: I haven't seen Akira

Me: I am getting my ass all the way to where ever the fuck you are and watch the most important movie in history.

girls are the highest form of art

The X-Files

*weird shit happens*

Scully: *punching a wall* THERE IS A RATIONAL EXPLANATION

Mulder: *flipping over a table* IT WAS HTE AL͍̲ÌE̘̭͚̼̣̱̼͘N͇̩̻̘̮̺̻S̲͖̗͠

The signs as..

Queen/King: Leo, Libra, Virgo, Capricorn

Princess/Prince: Gemini, Cancer Scorpio, Pisces

God/Goddess: Aquarius, Aries, Taurus, Sagittarius

"I'm tired of being sad": Taurus, Cancer, Libra, Scorpio, Pisces

"I'm tired of being mad": Aries, Leo, Gemini

Both: Virgo, Capricorn, Aquarius, Sagittarius

Someone random: so what's your religion?

Me: i'm a YATOIST

me: *loves high fashion*

me: *dresses like a trucker*

fluffs wings, adjusts halo

me: what if instead of doing literally anything i just slept all the time

me: thats a sign of depression

me:

me: ok we'll deal with that later but first we nap

my aesthetic on tumblr: pastel pink, fairy princes, kawaii

my aesthetic in real life: the color of darkness, unapproachable, will probably bite you

me: *sees stuffed animal laying in an awkward position*

me:.,.. ok.,.. that can't be comfy

me: *quickly adjusts it into a better, healthier position*

Me, on a date: So do you wanna marathon Harry Potter, Star Wars, or Lord of the Rings?