<>WATCH THIS 12 YEAR KID SHRED THE SHIT OUT OF “STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN” ON THE UKU-FUCKIN-LELE

    His name is Feng E, and he’s a once-in-a-lifetime prodigy on anything with strings. Feng’s skill isn’t just playing, though. It’s the imagination to re-arrange the entire song – rhythm guitar, lead guitar, bass, keyboard, recorder, drums, and vocals – to fit on just four strings!

    <>WATCH THE WHOLE THING!!!

    Seriously, do not even THINK about listening to a few strums in the beginning and think, “Cool, sounds nice” and move on with your day. When he gets this thing going, you will lift off your seat.

    <>YOU WILL LEARN MORE ABOUT “STAIRWAY” THAN YOU THOUGHT THERE WAS TO LEARN.

    You will learn new things about yourself.

    <>FENG WILL OPEN YOUR THIRD EYE AND KICK YOUR ASS.

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    <>Vinny: [goes on a hunting trip] What about these pants I got on? You think they’re okay?

    <>Lisa: Imagine you’re a deer. You’re prancin’ along. You get thirsty. You spot a little brook. You put your little deer lips down to the cool, clear water… BAM! A fuckin’ bullet rips off part of your head! Your brains are laying on the ground in little bloody pieces! Now I ask ya, would you give a fuck what kind of pants the son of a bitch who shot you was wearing?