Fred: “Huh! What’s that guy doing?”

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    Fred: “Ahhh. Huh.”

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    Fred: “So. He’s throwing a shield… at me…”

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    Fred: “…a large, heavy object… flying at my head…”

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    Fred: “…well. Wonder if I should do somethin’ about that.”

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    Fred: “Oh right, that’s a BAD thing!”

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    Fred: “QUICK, GANG, REACT AT THE LAST SECOND!!!”

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    Velma: “…I swear, he does this every single time”

    I bet you didn't know what a den of filth SDM really was.

    Well, Tumblr’s auto-flagging sure seems to think so

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    Dog finding a green cat statue? Clearly explicit content.

    Best part is, after a year and a half, the “review flagged posts” button still doesn’t work … 

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    …so I had to spend hours manually loading 499 pages for 4,996 posts in order to find these. 

    Seriously, they’re completely inaccessible otherwise. Won’t even show up in searches or direct linking.

    But it’s worth it to save highly-salacious content like a dog looking at cup of hot cocoa…

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    …or sitting next to a printing press…

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    …or being confused by siamese cats…

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    …or hangin’ out with his clone at an amusement park…

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    …or investigating a spooky dresser…

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    …or failing to surf…

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    …or watching a mountainous gorilla waterslide…

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    …or failing to eat jello, or any of the other 37 posts that also got flagged.

    I tossed‘em up on SDM-Secrets, though, so feel free to go have a further chuckle if you like!

    –Colin

    I can’t believe my eyes. After all the years of everyone suggesting it...

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    Zombie Island arrives

    Time to find all the hilarious, zany mistakes the internet has been hungry for–

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    …for… for…

    …wait, this is all seriously gorgeous.

    *5 minutes later*

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    Yeah, this… this has all been amazing quality, especially by Scooby-Doo standards!

    …it’s, uh… kinda tricky to make jokes about, actually?

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    I mean, you know you’re havin’ to grasp for whatever easter eggs you can manage…

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    when a materializing doorhandle/wall indents are downright exciting.

    Consarn all this fantastic quality and attention to detail!