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    Rations for various RPG Races

    [[ Source. Original creator: wats6831. Additional information and images linked under each one. ]]

    Universal:

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    Homemade artisan herb bread, home grown and dried apples and prunes, uncured beef sausage, munster cheese. Made a small bag from cheesecloth and tied it closed.

    Discussion thread here.

    Dwarf:

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    Garlic chicken livers, smoked and peppered cheese, spiced pork sausages, hard tack, dried vegetables, dried wild mushrooms.

    Discussion thread here.

    Elf:

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    Top left to right: Evereskan Honey Comb, Elven Travel Bread (Amaretto Liquer Cake with custom swirls), Lurien Spring Cheese (goat cheese with garlic, salt, spices and shallots), Delimbyr Vale Smoked Silverfin (Salmon), Honey Spiced Lichen (Kale Chips), and Silverwood Pine Nuts.

    Discussion thread here.

    Halfling:

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    From upper left: “Honeytack” Hard tack honey cakes, beef sausage, pork sausage mini links, mini whole wheat toast, cranberry cheddar cheese mini wedge, mini pickles, pumpkin and sunflower seeds, lower right is my homemade “travel cake” muesli with raisins, golden prunes, honey, eggs and cream.

    Discussion thread here.

    Half-Orc:

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    Wrapped in cheesecloth and tied in burlap package. Forest strider drumsticks, molasses sweet wheat bread “black strap”, aged Munster, hard boiled eggs, mixed wild nuts.

    Discussion thread here.

    Orc:

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    Orcs aren’t known for their great cuisine. Orcs prefer foods that are readily available (whatever can be had by raiding), and portable with little preparation, though they have a few racial delicacies. Toughs strips of lean meat, bones scavenged from recent kills, and dark coarse bread make up the bulk of common orc rations.Fire roasted rothe femur (marrow is a rare treat) [beef femur], Strips of dried meat (of unknown origin) [homemade goose jerky], foraged nuts, only edible by orcs….nut cracker tusks [brazil nuts], coarse black bread, made with whatever grains can be pillaged [black sesame bread], Pungent peppers [Habanero peppers stuffed with smoked fish and olives].

    More images here. Discussion thread here.

    Gnome:

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    Pan fried Delimbyr smelt, spiced goat cheese (paprika crusted hand pressed Fontina), Gnome shortbread (savory pistachio), glass travel jar filled with Secomber Red (wine), hard boiled quail eggs packed in rolled oats (to keep safe), dried figs from Calimshan, and Southwood smoked goat sausage (blood sausage).

    More images here. Discussion thread here.

    Lizardfolk:

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    Lizardfolk are known to be omnivores, forage for a surprising variety of foods found within the confines of their marshy environs, in this case the Lizard Marsh near Daggerford. Fresh caught boiled Delimbyr Crayfish on wild chives, coastal carrageen moss entrapping estuary brine shrimp (irish moss, dried brine shrimp), Brackish-Berries (blackberries), Blackened Dart-Frog legs (frog legs) on spring sprouts (clover sprouts), roasted bog bugs on a stick!

    More images here. Discussion thread here.

    Drow:

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    From top left: Menzoberranzan black truffle rothe cheese (Black Knight Tilsit), Donigarten Moss Snails (Escargot in shallot butter sauce), Blind cave fish caviar in mushroom caps (Lumpfish caviar), faerzress infused duck egg imported from the surface Realms (Century egg), Black velvet ear fungus (Auricularia Black Fungus Mushroom).

    More images here. Discussion thread here.

    arachnescurse

    Drow will also eat A Fucking Rock if it’s goth enough

    kramergate

    you know what im gonna reblog this to my main as well as my aesthetic blog because this post kicked my ass

    augustinesycamore

    white people are racist by default (in the united states as well as other countries). are you white? congrats, you’re racist, and here’s the explanation:

    you grew up in a racist society -> you were socialized to be racist thanks to racism being a dominant ideology -> you benefit from racism -> you’re racist no matter how much u think you’re not.

    unlearning it is going to be a constant battle and u will never unlearn it fully. accept this. it is ingrained in you as a result of your upbringing and the media you’ve consumed. the sooner you come to terms with your own racism, the sooner u can better yourself. recognize the problem in yourself instead of setting yourself apart from those “other” white people.

    phoenix-falls

    I fux heavy with the White people who keep putting this post on my dash

    lunarcentrism

    This applies to all social structures by the way.

    You’re a man? You grew up benefitting from sexism. You’re straight? You grew up with homophobic ideals. You’re cis? You grew up with transphobic ideals. You’re able bodied? You grew up with ableist tendencies.

    The process of unlearning all of the ideology you were surrounded by is what activism is about. Do it.

    andhumanslovedstories

    A cleric who is the Team Mom and only heals by kissing you on the forehead and buffs you by licking her thumb and rubbing away some schmutz on your face

    someone’s like “you know that’s not actually required for your job” and she’s like “shhhhh my beautiful child, my healing my rules, I made you a potion, it’s chicken noodle mana” 

    andhumanslovedstories

    Their holy sigil is a macaroni necklace you made in second grade. You didn’t know them in second grade. You’re not sure how they got that macaroni necklace. You ask them about it, and they just slip you a twenty and tell you to get whatever you want at the food court. “What is a food court?” you cry, but it doesn’t matter because they summoned a hero’s feast and everything tastes wonderful, and at some point you crawl into their lap to cry about something you thought you were adult enough to handle. 

    “This is you handling it,” they say. “You’re never too big to ask your mom for help.”

    “You’re literally not my mother,” you sob.

    “But metaphorically,” they say, and you’re like truuuuuuuuuu and sob a little more before they tuck you into a bedroll because you’ve got a big day tomorrow stopping an assassination at a royal palace

    lesbianhenrycavill

    not to be fake deep but admitting you fucked up and saying you’re sorry is 100000000x more rewarding than defending flawed views or thoughtless if unintentionally so actions, 10/10 would recommend, it’s not losing face it’s earning respect

    chicklette

    This is literally how you know you’re an adult.  “I’m sorry I snapped at you.  I’m cranky but that doesn’t excuse taking it out on you.”  “I’m sorry I screwed this vital thing up.  I thought I had it under control and didn’t.  Can we fix it by xyz?”  “I’m sorry I forgot we had plans tonight.  I was distracted, but this is important to you.  Let’s do the thing!” 

    A sincere I’m sorry are two of the most powerful words in the English language.  

    autoneurotic

    do u ever remember all the horrible offensve things u said when u were like 15 and u literally feel ur soul detach and turn 2 dust 

    icbiwf

    your fave is problematic: yourself

    disease-danger-darkness-silence

    Basically, yeah. That’s kind of the point – you always have to look back on yourself and be mortified and resolve to be better. Shit, the stuff I said just five YEARS ago (and I’m almost 33) makes me cringe like a motherfucker. Burn in mortification. Rise from the ashes and be better. Lather, rinse, repeat for the rest of your life.

    kieren-fucking-walker

    This is why purity culture doesn’t work!!! We’re all shit! We can all grow and do better!

    biscuitsarenice

    “Here in the Pacific, 200 metres down, we enter an alien world… This is barreleye a fish with a transparent head filled with jelly so that it can look up through its skull.” - Sir David Attenborough

    Blue Planet II

    polyamorouslife

    I was just talking about this fish with a friend! She was on a research vessel this summer off the Oregon Coast and they saw all kinds of interesting creatures