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    crab-justice:

    Me @ That post

    Oh we crunch????? We got too many legs??? Well let me give you one of these

    Precious humans.. thinking this is their planet.. disrespecting crustaceans. How long have we ruled the earth compared to them?

    Dang well I guess we must have evolved pretty well to have lasted this long. And we’re only getting stronger.

    In conclusion my family is older than your entire species so uhh ¯\_(ツ)_/¯