“english isn’t my first language sorry for any mistakes” —proceeds to write the most beautiful work of art ever created with grammar ten times better than an english professor
“english isn’t my first language sorry for any mistakes” —proceeds to write the most beautiful work of art ever created with grammar ten times better than an english professor
15 questions / 15 mutuals !! tagged by @bcyhoods & @lucasnclair
1. are you named after anyone? no names just one my parents liked.
2. when was the last time you cried? actually i’ve been doing pretty good—oops actually yesterday but it was just two tears kinda
3. do you have kids? no, too young but i have a lot of siblings though
4. do you use sarcasm a lot? according to everyone yes!
5. what's the first thing you notice about people? their style & then i compare it to a tvovie character ‘I could totally see — wearing that’
6. what’s your eye color? hazel mostly brown but it’ll turn light brown/little greenish in sunlight
7. scary movies or happy endings? happy endings
8. any special talents? no absolutely none 3
9. where were you born? in illinois, US but i live in south south south Texas now (if you’re a creepy stalker ignore that i just told you where i live)
10. what are your hobbies? reading, writing, creating fantasies in my head, listening to true crime, & thrifting.
11. have you any pets? no
12. what sports do you play/have you played? i don’t do sports. I did volleyball for a couple years but quit because it was too stressful & i sucked
13. how tall are you? 5’4 just don’t measure me
14. favorite subject in school? used to be english but not a fan of my english teacher/class right now
15. dream job? little personal but going to be a behavioral therapist for kids with autism!
no pressure tags, feel free to ignore! @cherrrygirl @lavenderslace @robieangel @diorgirl444 @strgrlxox @masivechaos
thank you for the tag!! <33
1. are you named after anyone? nope except my middle names are after ppl my parents like and my godmother
2. when was the last time you cried? um a week ago maybe? i always have mental breakdowns and then i stop and i'm like "bitch you're embarrassing"
3. do you have kids? no and i don't want to convincing myself that i hate kids when it's just that i'm scared of being the same as my parents
4. do you use sarcasm a lot? yes unfortunately
5. what's the first thing you notice about people? how comfortable they are with me/people i'm with. i always try to make ppl comfortable so i try to be careful about their reactions and stuff...
6. what’s your eye color? my friends tell me my eyes are colour autumn. brown but there's some green in the light
7. scary movies or happy endings? happy endings!
8. any special talents? not really
9. where were you born? france
10. what are your hobbies? reading, writing, daydreaming and listening to music
11. have you any pets? no but i wish
12. what sports do you play/have you played? i did dance for like 6 years but i stopped and now i don't do anything because i don't like it.
13. how tall are you? 54
14. favorite subject in school? french (literature) and history
15. dream job? something related to criminology or psychologist for kids
tags: @spideypnk @starstruckmoony @jackys-stuff-blog @oncasette
Thank you for the tag Margot (@masivechaos) 😊
1. are you named after anyone? No, I'm not named after someone. My parents just liked my name
2. when was the last time you cried? nine or ten days ago
3. do you have kids? No, I don't have kids. Actually I'm not even sure if I want kids anymore 🫤
4. do you use sarcasm a lot? No, I think I don’t use it a lot
5. what's the first thing you notice about people? If they are comfortable around me or if I'm feeling comfortable around them? If we have the same interests, when they are happy to see me and smiling at me (maybe their eyes as well), when they are friendly or if they are careful about what they are doing or saying to not hurt someone's feelings 🙈
6. what’s your eye color? My eyes are brown but in the light they are a bit brighter
7. scary movies or happy endings? happy endings
8. any special talents? I think I don’t have a special talent
9. where were you born? In germany
10. what are your hobbies? drawing, reading, writing, (playing video games)
11. have you any pets? Yes, a french bulldog his name is Joggi and is nearly 2 years old
12. what sports do you play/have you played? I haven’t played any sports
13. how tall are you? 1,63m (5'42) I'm small
14. favorite subject in school? art, music, history, english
15. dream job? My dream job was being a voice actress 🙈 but I'm very happy with my current job now 😌
I'm tagging (no pressure tags)
@iliveiloveiwrite, @celestial-library, @agentlilicarter, @indulging-in-love-or-rage, @thebestieyoureinlovewith, @wzrd-wheezes, @my-my-only-angel, @curseofaphrodite, @bidet-and-legolas, @lastheavcns, @sunshinemunchkin, @slut4benbarnes, @nebulablakemurphy, @starkeysslut, @nerdyfuntheorist and @ everyone who wants to join in
1. Are you named after anyone...nope my name is entirely my own.
2. When was the last time your cried? This morning....
3. Do you have kids? Hell nah. Hopefully not either, not where I want my life to go.
4. Do you use sarcasm a lot?
Nah. Never in my life. I'm definitely the least sarcastic person. (sarcasm is my native language and I love it sorry anyone who doesn't always get the cues that come with sarcasm just let me know and I'll cut it out)
5. The first thing I notice about people...how they look at me. You have the strangers who smile, the ones who avoid eye contact, the ones who give you a dirty look.
6. Used to be hazel but they're getter more brown.
7. Scary movies or happy endings....
I like a cliff hanger with a happy sequel.
8. Any special talents...
I guess I can write quite well and I'm an okayish singer.
9. Where were you born....in a hospital :)
10. Reading, scrolling this place, listening to music, maladaptive daydreaming, singing, acting and writing.
11. Any pets?
Yep I've got the two best cats in the world...
12. Sports
No. I'm a library gal thank you very much.
13.how tall? Idk sorri
14. Fav subject in school....umm English and Latin (fancy ass school lol)
15. Dream job. Not sure yet.
Psychiatrist would be fun, I can be the therapist friend and get paid for it.
@imshiningjustforyou @siriusblackstwin @smol-bibliophile-firefly @bookish-alone @princess-paramour @morally-gayy @wweasleyhp @diorgirl444 @indulging-in-love-or-rage @it-be-me-ella @ketterdam-snack-bar @sleepless-crows @george-weasleys-girl @hell-lit011019 @celestial-library
Thank uu for the tag Sage :3
1. Are you named after anyone: Not that I'm aware of
2. When was the last time your cried?:today
3. Do you have kids?:Not unless my camp kids count? Don't think I want any either...
4. Do you use sarcasm a lot?:as one does. yee, especially when dealing with ppl irl
5. The first thing I notice about people: their demeanor, and gazes.
6. What's your eye colour?:blue when I was born, turned green, now brown
7. Scary movies or happy endings?: neither? I like a heartrenching ending. Happy endings if i must choose tho
8. Any special talents?: umm, I write poems? and I can doodle alright, and play some instruments. Oh, I'm multilingual.
9. Where were you born?: Hospital in 🇼
10. What are your hobbies?: daydreaming, writing, listening to music, drumming, doodling, photography, snacking, reading and being here :)
11. Any pets?: No... building regulations :/ I want a beagle tho, and name it marbles after snoopy's brother
12. What sports do you play/have you played?: Sailing, aikido and table tennis. Wanna try kick boxing and archery
13. How tall are you?: aprox. 170 cm
14. Favourite subject in school?: anatomy and Chemistry cuz I ge to make things go kaboom and harvest funky chemicals :) & Law it was fun learning all the laws and ways to defend myself
Honestly, anything not calculus is good
15. Dream job?: Microbiologist or Surgeon
no pressure tags: @frolicking-grandma @grishaverse-chaos @inconspicuoustadpoles @mal-oretsevs @lostinfantasyworldsbi @l3st1b0urn3s-707 @depressed-orchids @nikolaistealcoat @frogwithaflowercrown @ketterdam-snack-bar @sleepless-crows @arany-studio
@hikikoneetsama @tenraccoonsinacrisis @written-by-kafka @waluigicumjar & anyone esle who wants :)
Thanks for the tag <3
1. are you named after anyone? my mom, but I go by a different name
2. when was the last time you cried? I honestly can't remember
3. do you have kids? nope, I'm too young. I don't think I'd want any tho...
4. do you use sarcasm a lot? Yeah a normal amount, I guess
5. what's the first thing you notice about people? Their disposition and their eyes.
6. what’s your eye color? dark brown
7. scary movies or happy endings? I prefer bittersweet endings
8. any special talents? um... kinda. I'm like a "jack of all trades" where I'm kinda good at a lot of things, but not really great at any.
9. where were you born? the U.S.
10. what are your hobbies? reading, writing, daydreaming, listening to music, horseback riding, and theatre.
11. have you any pets? a cat <3
12. what sports do you play/have you played? horseback riding. I wanna try archery, tho. (maybe even mounted archery)
13. how tall are you? 5'4 or 5'3 not really sure.
14. favorite subject in school? English, art, creative writing, and theatre.
15. dream job? freelance artist
no pressure tags: @intpmbtinerd @ketterdam-snack-bar @taylorscrows @locallibrarylover @aro-manita-muscaria @sleepless-crows @injeegiraffa @paysomeonetopaysomeone @hobohobgoblim and anyone else.
hmm i'm going to go with open tags on this one :))
tagging @niff-of-crows @welcometohermitcraft @on-my-way-to-lesser-things @shortace @marauders-ghosts but no pressure
1. Named after anyone? Yep, a Russian gymnast who my mom liked who's main claim to fame was that her coach shot himself cause he didn't want to return without a gold medal (my parents are weird)
2. Last time you cried? About a month ago
3. Have any kids? Nope and I'm not really interested in it.
4. Use sarcasm a lot? Sorta? I use it with my close family and friends but not strangers.
5. First thing you notice? Clothing probably. I'm not into fashion but I love seeing what people choose to wear.
6. Eye Color? Good ol plain brown.
7. Scary Movie or Happy Endings? I have to agree here with Cal and say both is good.
8. Special Talents? I can memorize things pretty quickly although I never seem to be able to retain the information for long.
9. Birthplace? Same town I've lived in my home life
10. Hobbies? Reading fanfic, acting, crocheting, and trivia games.
11. Pets? Sadly no but I'd adopt a cat if I could.
12. Sports? Family says I have to do a sport so I play on my school's golf team
13. Height? 5 foot 5.5 inches
14. Favorite Subject? English maybe? I like the books sometimes.
15. Dream Job? Well I would love to be a theme park designer for Universal or even Disney but I'm soon to be studying on how to be a dentist.
@official-spasitel-of-atheens and @enby-in-the-category-of-arson if yall are interested
1. Named after anyone? Nope!
2. Last time you cried? Fuck if I remember
3. Have any kids? Nope, don’t want those semen demons either
4. Use sarcasm a lot?Never (wink)
5. First thing you notice? Personality just shines through a lot so I notice trauma first, especially when doing tarot readings
6. Eye Color? My eyes are brown but if I go swimming long enough with my eyes open they turn gold
7. Scary Movie or Happy Endings? Both? Like scary movies a lot tho
8. Special Talents? I’m not legally allowed to say
9. Birthplace? Same town I’ve lived in my whole life (WI)
10. Hobbies? Books, Fanfics, applying for jobs, fucking around and finding out, photography
11. Pets? My lovely dog Molly who is turning ten this year, still such a cute pupper tho
12. Sports? Swim Team, Skiing, and sometimes Track
13. Height? Taller than the last reblog (5′7)
14. Favorite Subject? Science!!!
15. Dream Job? Too many to count, but I know I want to live in a cottage in the woods with two cats and a dog and lots of skulls, maybe a raccoon or a skunk that for whatever reason can’t go back into the wild. The epitome of witch that lives in the woods and scares children
open tags!!!
i love people's willingness to get hype over dumb shit.
I was driving home today and pull up to a light. As i'm slowing down i 👁️👁️ lock 👁️👁️ eyes with the dude in the car next to me. I spring into action, this is the moment I've been waiting for.
Now, something you must know about me is I drive around with several small plastic 🦀crabs 🦀 on my dashboard, One: for the whimsy of it all and two: on the off chance i encounter another driver who i think could benefit from witnessing them.
This young gentleman was one such someone.
As i pull up, as previously stated, our eyes lock and I hold up one☝️ finger☝️
Perplexed by my unprompted gesticulation, the young man rolls down his window, "what the devil could this perfect stranger be about to tell me?" he might have been thinking.
I present a singular dashboard crab, green and brown, homely but not without its charm.
I study his reaction, grinning encouragingly. He's nodding, obviously intrigued by my plasticine crustacean.
I wag my finger and shake my head, removing the crab from view. Confusion again, but he leans forward, invested. I have him now.
I grab my second dashboard crab, a rotund white and brown crab, easily the most beautiful of my crabs as it sports large discernible claws of an attractive size and silhouette.
✌️ TWO ✌️ i tell him.
He's cheering now, and rightly so, as these are delightful little beasts that anyone would be happy to encounter. But now comes the clincher, time to seal the deal.
My finger wags once more. He's awestruck, I have him completely enraptured. If a car had come and smeared us both into the pavement we would not have noticed, so wrapped up in my display were we.
I bring out my showstopper: a bright pink spider crab with delicately long legs the likes of which had never before nor since been seen in mid afternoon traffic.
As emphatically as i can express, I display all three of my dashboard crabs to this man, three fingers pressed triumphantly to the glass.
the guy is losing it in his car, mouth wide in what i assume to be a primal shout of crab derived excitement. His arms are pumping so vigorously its shaking his stationary vehicle.
We sit there, sharing in a moment of mutual jubilation, and then the light changes, and we move forward in line. He drives off, honking his horn in rapturous exultation,
and we part ways, exactly the same perhaps but changed nonetheless.
🦀
rian johnson i am begging you to reconsider the knives out x muppet crossover
i can't believe the fireflies survived so long by being stupid enough to tell probably the most dangerous man in the country that they are about to kill his daughter
genuinely i can’t find myself able to get mad at immoral/selfish actions taken by kid/teenage characters, especially if the stakes of their situation are high. not only are they Literal Children but they’re forced to bear the weight of the world on their shoulders. they should be more selfish actually. this isn’t their fault. why the fuck aren’t the adults doing anything. why are we mad at the theoretical 14 year old for being selfish and rightfully emotional over having to save the world and not the dozens of adults around them putting this burden on a literal child
my constant state of mind
Stab ceaser?
yeah? Thats what forks are for?
Tuesday March 14.
National Write Your Story Day.
Writing is little like running, we once heard, in that it is arduous and effort and hard work and pain and at the end, you finally sit down, and... ahhh. It feelsgood to have run, it feels good to have written. Admittedly this pearl of writing wisdom grated on the first read, as writing wisdom is wont to do. But on reflection, it is not without some merit. Writing is perhaps unique amongst the arts in that the act of doing so is just so strenuous, and such an effort of the will, and that time spent writing is marked more often by the time spent not writing. This is time spent looking out the window, making teas, and browsing the internet. Well, #writerblr, today is your un/lucky day (delete as appropriate) because today just so happens to be March 14, 2023: National Write Your Story Day!
And where better place to start than here on Tumblr? Or at#writerblr, to be precise. There is a community of thousands who, like you, are enraptured with the gift that is creating a story. It is a community awash with writing prompts, short stories, analysis and discourse, and some unique perspectives to help you engage with that most elusive of activities: storytelling. If nothing else, there's a mass of fellow writers in whom to find solidarity in procrastination.
You're a writer, so get writing. Love Tumblr x
What is a dream but a canvas of the imagination. paint little one. Its what you were born to do.
REBLOG THIS TO GIVE THE PERSON YOU REBLOGGED THIS FROM A GOLD STAR BECAUSE THEY’VE BEEN STELLAR TODAY AND THEY DESERVE IT ⭐️
I’m looking at you lala
not to sound super gay or anything
but chicago
My train of thought has been replaced with a handcart with only fictional characters on it
friendly reminder that you are safe if you choose not to reblog posts threatening ‘x’ bad thing will happen if you don't. i know that it can be anxiety inducing, especially to those struggling with intrusive thoughts. i promise you that you are safe love. if u needed a sign to believe that you and you're loved ones are safe, here u go. ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ > this bear is protecting you rn ♡
Opportunity was supposed to run for 90 days, but it ran for 15 years. Is this… is this the origin of Robot Hanukkah?
If it wasn’t before, you can bet your ass it is now. Thank you so much for tagging me in this.
Happy Robonukkah everybody!
Okay, so is this another weeklong thing? What will the traditional foods and observances be?
Iron-rich foods to represent the metal in Oppy’s body. Challah, a symbol of the working class (at least it was in my dad’s Jewish community growing up, IDK about the rest of the world) is had with each meal.
You light a pillar candle to represent the fire used in constructing Opportunity and thank God for the fire of creation, for creating the sun which gives light and warmth to the universe and thus allows life to flourish, and the light and all that represents. It’s a pillar candle because those are absurdly long lasting, as was Oppy.
At the annual Robonukkah family dinner you and your family talk about times you thought you couldn’t go on but did, in spite of how hard it was, and meditate on what got you through that, how to better support each other, etc.
In remembrance of Oppy’s death just before Valentine’s Day, a day of chocolate, the children are given gelt that was put in the fridge (representing the cold vacuum of space) during Hanukkah Proper ™.
But the truest observance is the intra-community argument about whether it’s Robonukkah or Robanukkah.
Holy shit, I was half-joking but this is so beautiful I’m genuinely tearing up and I will be very upset if we don’t make this a thing.
90, the original number of days Oppy was supposed to live, divided by 15, the number of years Oppy did, is 6.
Robonukkah is therefore six days long, which is a holy number also representing how God rested at the end of six days of work, thus showing the connection between the divine and creation is not as far apart as one might think.
Opportunity was supposed to run for 90 days, but it ran for 15 years. Is this… is this the origin of Robot Hanukkah?
If it wasn’t before, you can bet your ass it is now. Thank you so much for tagging me in this.
Happy Robonukkah everybody!
Okay, so is this another weeklong thing? What will the traditional foods and observances be?
Iron-rich foods to represent the metal in Oppy’s body. Challah, a symbol of the working class (at least it was in my dad’s Jewish community growing up, IDK about the rest of the world) is had with each meal.
You light a pillar candle to represent the fire used in constructing Opportunity and thank God for the fire of creation, for creating the sun which gives light and warmth to the universe and thus allows life to flourish, and the light and all that represents. It’s a pillar candle because those are absurdly long lasting, as was Oppy.
At the annual Robonukkah family dinner you and your family talk about times you thought you couldn’t go on but did, in spite of how hard it was, and meditate on what got you through that, how to better support each other, etc.
In remembrance of Oppy’s death just before Valentine’s Day, a day of chocolate, the children are given gelt that was put in the fridge (representing the cold vacuum of space) during Hanukkah Proper ™.
But the truest observance is the intra-community argument about whether it’s Robonukkah or Robanukkah.
Holy shit, I was half-joking but this is so beautiful I’m genuinely tearing up and I will be very upset if we don’t make this a thing.
90, the original number of days Oppy was supposed to live, divided by 15, the number of years Oppy did, is 6.
Robonukkah is therefore six days long, which is a holy number also representing how God rested at the end of six days of work, thus showing the connection between the divine and creation is not as far apart as one might think.
Does anyone want to see a picture of my cat?
oh no!!!
my ribcage split open, revealing a grotesque, vertical maw, slavering and bleeding, with uneven rows of jagged and splintered ribs for teeth!!!
and prom is TOMORROW!!!
hyello have some Hermitcraft content with an Oli Orionsound thrown in
kinda kept forgetting to post the stuff ive been making
Your spotify-assigned gender is the first two genres it suggests in your liked songs, I'll start