Me: *under my breath* Pull up in the monsta automobile gangsta -

Every Black Girl Within a Five Mile Radius: *bursts through the windows* WITH A BAD BITCH THAT CAME FROM SRI LANKA, YEAH I'M IN THAT TONKA COLOR A WILLY WONKA! YOU COULD BE THE KING BUT WATCH THE QUEEN CONQUER! OK FIRST THINGS FIRST, I'LL EATCHA BRAINS! THEN IMMA START ROCKING GOLD TEETH AND FANGS! CAUSE THAT'S WHAT A MUTHAFUCKIN MONSTA DO! HAIRDRESSER FROM MILAN; THAT'S THE MONSTER DO! MONSTER GIUSEPPE HEEL; THAT'S THE MONSTER SHOE! YOUNG MONEY IS THE ROSTER AND THE MONSTER CREW! AND I'M ALL UP, ALL UP, ALL UO IN THE BANK WITH THE FUNNY FACE! AND IF I'M FAKE, I AIN'T NOTICE CAUSE MY MONEY AIN'T! So let me get this straight, wait, I'M the rookie? But my features and my shows ten times ya pay? 50k for a verse: NO ALBUM OUT! YEAH, MY MONEY'S SO TALL THAT MY BARBIES GOTTA CLIMB IT, HOTTER THAN A MIDDLE EASTERN CLIMATE, FIND IT! TONY MATTERHORN, DUTTY WINE IT, WINE IT! NICKI ON THEM TITTIES WHEN I SIGN IIIIT! BECAUSE THESE NIGGAS SO ONE TRACK MINDEEEED! But really, really I don't give a f-u-c-k! "Forget Barbie, FUCK Nicki, she's fake! She on a diet -" BUT MY POCKETS EATING CHEESECAKE! And I'll say Bride of Chucky is child's play. Just killed another career; it's a mild day. Besides Ye, they can't stand beside me! I think me, you, and Am should ménage Friday! P-P-P-PINK WIG, THICK ASS, GIVE EM WHIPLASH! I THINK BIG, GET CASH, MAKE EM BLINK FAST! N-N-NOW LOOK AT WHAT YOU JUST SAW, THIS IS WHAT YOU LIVE FOR! AAAAAAAAAAAAH! I'M A MUTHAFUCKIN MONSTA!

Me: Thank you my sisters. You always hear me when I call.