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"Whatever makes your skirt fly up"
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    maggie-licious

    What exactly do older men do better

    Everything. Treat women respectfully. Earn and spend money. Travel. Eat. Fuck.

    Older men have patience, in and out of the bedroom. Foreplay doesn’t start (or only last) five minutes after you get naked. With us, it often starts hours in advance and never really stops. We understand that your mind and your heart are the most important sexual organs and we know how to expose and nurture them.

    Older men want to draw out your pleasure. Not simply so that you can have a bigger, better orgasms (and you will), but because they enjoy watching what they do to you, and how your body reacts. There’s no wham-bam-thank-you-ma’am.

    Older men believe in ladies first, and often. Our goal isn’t to simply cum and be done. And even getting that one orgasm out of you is not a goal. We love foreplay, we don’t mind working hard for your orgasms — plural. We take pride when we provide orgasm after orgasm that leaves you shaking, breathless and weak. Personally, I like when you lose count. And believe me… I will make you count them out. I’ll even let you pick the number you want ahead of time. And then I’ll obliterate it, no matter which number you pick.

    Older men, in general also have better control over their bodies, whether it’s experience or maturity… we take longer to finish. Older men can give you multiple orgasms, spend hours on foreplay, have sex as long as you want, changing positions fifteen times, and still not have an orgasm of their own.

    Young men don’t necessarily grasp that the point of sex isn’t necessarily to get yourself off. For us, sex is about the connection, the intimacy, and the shared pleasure.

    For me, cumming is nice, but it’s not necessary for me to have an absolutely amazing time. For me, it’s all about my ability to provide you with pleasure and my absolute command over your experience, whether it’s a quickie or a six hour solid afternoon fuck session.

    Try us. You’ll love us.

    Source: risuperman1967

    Love his answer unfortunatly the source is deactivated. Now I can reblog it forever 💋

    trainrrr1028

    Perfectly explained

    romantic-deviant

    We old men approve this message 😎

    romantic-deviant

    Reblogging because, well, let there be dick 😂

    This is the most unique one I've seen, please yes.

    1) Put your iTunes on shuffle. Give me the first 6 songs that pop up.

    2) If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?

    3) Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.

    4) What do you think about most?

    5) Ever had a poem or song written about you?

    6) Do you have any strange phobias?

    7) What's your religion?

    8) If you are outside, what are you most likely doing?

    9) Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band?

    10) What was the last lie you told?

    11) Do you believe in karma?

    12) What does your URL mean?

    13) What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength?

    14) Who is your celebrity crush?

    15) How do you vent your anger?

    16) Do you have a collection of anything?

    17) Are you happy with the person you've become?

    18) What's a sound you hate; sound you love?

    19) What's your biggest "what if"?

    20) Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens?

    21) Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm.

    22) Smell the air. What do you smell?

    23) What's the worst place you have ever been to?

    24) Most attractive singer/s of your opposite gender?

    25) To you, what is the meaning of life?

    26) Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?

    27) What was the last movie you saw?

    28) What's the worst injury you've ever had?

    29) Do you have any obsessions right now?

    30) Ever had a rumor spread about you?

    31) Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong?

    32) What is your astrological sign?

    33) What's the last thing you purchased?

    34) Love or lust?

    35) In a relationship?

    36) How many relationships have you had?

    37) What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you?

    38) Where is your best friend?

    39) What were you doing last night at 12 AM?

    40) Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend?

    41) You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do?

    42) You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid?

    43) What's a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?

    44) In your opinion, what makes a great relationship?

    45) How can I win your heart?

    46) Can insanity bring on more creativity?

    47) What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far?

    48) What would you want to be written on your tombstone?

    49) Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word "heart."

    50) Basic question; what's your favorite color/colors?

    51) What is your current desktop picture?

    52) If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be?

    53) What would be a question you'd be afraid to tell the truth on?

    54) You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power?

    55) You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?

    56) You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?

    57) You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be?

    58) You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?

    59) Ever been on a plane?

    60) Give me your top 5 hottest celebrities.

    Please do it!

    Hey look, actual "unique" questions

    1: Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?

    2: Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?

    3: Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?

    4: Have you ever stolen a street sign before?

    5: Do you like to use post-it notes?

    6: Do you cut out coupons but then never use them?

    7: Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees?

    8: Do you have freckles?

    9: Do you always smile for pictures?

    10: What is your biggest pet peeve?

    11: Do you ever count your steps when you walk?

    12: Have you ever peed in the woods?

    13: What about pooped in the woods?

    14: Do you ever dance even if theres no music playing?

    15: Do you chew your pens and pencils?

    16: How many people have you slept with this week?

    17: What size is your bed?

    18: What is your Song of the week?

    19: Is it okay for guys to wear pink?

    20: Do you still watch cartoons?

    21: Whats your least favorite movie?

    22: Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some?

    23: If you're a girl, bra size? If you're a guy, pants size?

    24: What do you dip a chicken nugget in?

    25: What is your favorite food?

    26: What movies could you watch over and over and still love?

    27: Last person you kissed/kissed you?

    28: Were you ever a boy/girl scout?

    29: Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?

    30: When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?

    31: Can you change the oil on a car?

    32: Ever gotten a speeding ticket?

    33: Ever ran out of gas?

    34: Favorite kind of sandwich?

    35: Best thing to eat for breakfast?

    36: What is your usual bedtime?

    37: Are you lazy?

    38: When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween?

    39: What is your Chinese astrological sign?

    40: Are you horny?

    41: Do you have any magazine subscriptions?

    42: Which are better legos or lincoln logs?

    43: Are you stubborn?

    44: Who is better...Leno or Letterman?

    45: Ever watch soap operas?

    46: Are you afraid of heights?

    47: Do you sing in the car?

    48: Do you sing in the shower?

    49: Do you dance in the car?

    50: Ever used a gun?

    ask ask ask!(: