elytrians

    the only problem with scythes as a weapon is that you can't design one without some joyless realist deciding it's their duty to remind you how impractical they would actually be in combat. it's always "but a scythe would be useless in a real battle!!1!" and never How was the scythe the scythe looked fun it was fun.

    elytrians

    the Point of a scythe is to look wicked cool and make you look wicked cool when you swing it around okay your facts and logic have no power here. suspend your disbelief boy.

    elytrians

    anyway i love you scythes i love you swords taller than my entire body i love you giant guns mounted on tiny shoulders i love you whips whose length changes depending on how far away your target is i love you throwing knives i love you dual wielding i love you physically impossible combat scenarios and weapons whose only purpose is to look awesome to my eyes

    realkorvus

    I love to read about radios. If wizards were still around I think they'd love them.

    jame7t

    I think they’d hate them

    0v9

    Why is there so much hate in the world? I think every wizard would feel differently about them. Just like other pets, all wizards are unique and have their own likes and dislikes

    jame7t

    I think every wizard has an identical burning hatred for radio waves

    0v9

    I think every wizard is working together to cast a spell to blow you to fucking smithereens.

    tieflingteef

    @r0zeclawz thoughts on radios

    r0zeclawz

    i eat them

    normal-horoscopes

    We hate radios because they rival our power

    evilwizard

    a wizard is just an especially complex radio

    normal-horoscopes

    Hey what if dolphins or chimpanzees starting developing occult practices would that be wild or what

    We would be so fucked

    natalieironside

    Chimpanzees have access to alien hypergeometry we can't even comprehend. They could destroy us all with their chimp occult powers if they wanted to. They don't because chimps are consummate sportsmen and ripping apart someone with your mind doesn't seem fair to them when you could just use your terrible hands and teeth.

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    demilypyro

    Not to advocate violence or anything but there Is some merit to the idea that if you Govern Badly then the people will be mad at you and there will be consequences like I feel politicians get away with a lot these days....... posts that increase my background check

    imsobadatnicknames2

    Same reason I think unions should go back to being straight up gangs. People wouldn't have to beg governments for minimum wage increases if every once in a while employers had to stop and consider "how likely am I to get my kneecaps bashed in by my workers because of this?" before making a decision.