Cute things to say to me if we are dating!
Whenever I have an opinion on anything:
“At least you’re cute”
“Good thing you’re pretty”
*finger over my mouth* “shhh no one cares sweetie”
*slap on the ass* “good thing I’m not with you for that dumb brain of yours”
“Shhh your mouth isn’t for opinions dear”
When I’m trying to figure something out (or even what to order):
“Oh honey... I got it.”
*just cut me off and take over*
“You tried” while chuckling at my failure.
“Just ask me next time.”
“Your job is not to think. Leave that to us big strong men.”
When I want to argue with you:
“Who’s always right? Daddy’s always right.”
*simply put a gag in my mouth and then laugh at me for being upset*
“1... 2.. if I get to 10 and you’re still talking, you will regret it.”
“You could put that mouth of yours to better use” as you push me to my knees.
“And when did I say you could talk back?”
If this was us wouldn’t our relationship be the cutest?!