anonymous

    I'm curious about # 44 and 91. I'm also a huge fan of your ball expansion stuff. It's super rare to find it on a human male online.

    44. How big are your breasts?

    I'm going to assume by the rest of your ask that this is a mistake.. however they are about the same size as a well proportioned wash board.

    91. Have you masturbated for or with someone via webcam?

    Webcam no, video chat on phones yeh. It's kinda awkward, it was only at a stretch due to distance.

    And yeh it's not the most common thing to find. Or when you do find it, it's people actually doing it with saline and that's just a straight up oh hell no from me..

    SB x

    swelling-bigger

    I have a lot for you 🥰 34,41,59,64?

    34. What do you masturbate to (porn, smut, imagination, etc.)?

    Eh, combination of all three to be honest. Just depends on what I’m feeling at the time.

    41. How big is your penis?

    You know, I don’t actually know. I’m pretty above average from what I’ve seen but I’ve never measured it. I’m working just now but I’ll update this when I get home ;)

    59. Do you ever “edge” (repeatedly stop and start) when masturbating?

    I try but I guess my will power just isn’t strong enough. I want to start edging to see how it affects things though.

    64. When you ejaculate, do you more shoot or dribble?

    Definitely shoot. Like it needs to calm it’s shit sometimes.

    Stay tuned for the update and to everyone else send more numbers to keep me entertained at work :)

    SB x

    swelling-bigger

    UPDATE:

    I'm bigger than I thought.. So apparently I'm clocking in at a little over 8.5 inches.. so uh, yeh, that's a thing.

    anonymous

    (Not your normal anon ;)) I just wanted to say we (your horny AF followers) really appreciate your sexy and descriptive ask replies so we can imagine Daddy filling us up with gallons of his cum

    Thank you for the compliment, I do like to tease with words more than anything else so I'm glad it shows though in these :)

    pinkfolds

    Ask Me Dirty Questions ;)

  • 1. What tends to feel better for you, sex or masturbation?
  • 2. Your 5 favorite spots to be stimulated.
  • 3. Have you ever had your prostate stimulated?
  • 4. Have you ever had an orgasm from anywhere other than your genitals?
  • 5. Do you prefer clitoral or vaginal stimulation?
  • 6. Can you touch your clitoris directly, or does that hurt?
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  • 21. Have you ever skinny dipped?
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  • 24. Are you comfortable being seen partially/fully naked by family or friends (i.e. getting dressed, etc.)?
  • 25. Are you comfortable with partners seeing you nude in non-sexual contexts?
  • 26. Have you ever showered with someone (non-sexually)?
  • 27. Do you care if a partner sees you going to the bathroom?
  • 28. Do you have naked pictures/videos of yourself? If yes, have you sent them to anyone? Are they online?
  • 29. How many sexual partners have you had?
  • 30. How often do you masturbate?
  • 31. Age you started masturbating? How did you discover/learn about it?
  • 32. What position do you typically masturbate in (laying on back, on stomach, sitting up, etc.)?
  • 33. Describe your masturbation routine, technique, etc.
  • 34. What do you masturbate to (porn, smut, imagination, etc.)?
  • 35. Have you ever masturbated to the point you got sore?
  • 36. Your thoughts the first time you got up close and personal with the opposite set of genitals?
  • 37. Have you ever “compared” (genitals, breasts, whatever) with a friend?
  • 38. What kind of underwear do you normally wear?
  • 39. Do you ever go commando?
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  • 41. How big is your penis?
  • 42. Does your penis curve at all?
  • 43. Which testicle hangs lower?
  • 44. How big are your breasts?
  • 45. Do you long or short labia? Are they even or uneven?
  • 46. Do you have a particularly large or tiny clitoris?
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  • 56. Do you tuck your penis a certain way (i.e. left or right) when you get dressed?
  • 57. Do you have or want any genital piercings? Do you like any on other people?
  • 58. What is the quickest you’ve ever brought yourself (or been brought) to orgasm?
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  • 65. Is it hot or gross to get ejaculated on?
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  • 68. Have you ever given/received a footjob, boobjob, etc.?
  • 69. Have you ever had sex in a public place?
  • 70. Have you ever had sex in a bed/on a couch that didn’t belong to either of you?
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  • 72. How many rooms of your house/apartment/etc. have you had sex in?
  • 73. Strangest/most unique place you’ve had sex? How about masturbated?
  • 74. Have you had any sexual experiences that were downright gross?
  • 75. Are you particularly “vocal” when masturbating/having sex?
  • 76. Have you ever been caught masturbating/having sex?
  • 77. Have you had or do you want to have a threesome (or foursome, or more)?
  • 78. Do you own any sex toys?
  • 79. Have you ever used a homemade sex toy, or a regular object as a sex toy?
  • 80. Can a dildo feel as good as a penis (assuming the person with the penis is good at what they do)?
  • 81. What are your favorite positions?
  • 82. Your most embarrassing sexual experience?
  • 83. Worst place/time you’ve ever gotten a boner?
  • 84. Have you ever had any genital injuries?
  • 85. Have you ever had a sexually transmitted infection?
  • 86. Have you ever had a non-sexually transmitted genital infection (yeast infection, etc)?
  • 87. If you lack a penis, have you ever tried to pee standing up?
  • 88. If you lack a penis, how familiar are you with how you look down there?
  • 89. Do you think you’re “good” at sex, or your performance/skill could use improvement?
  • 90. Have you “sexted” (whether through text messaging or IM chat)?
  • 91. Have you masturbated for or with someone via webcam?
  • 92. Have you have phone sex?
  • 93. If you had the opposite set of genitals for a day, name 5 things you would do.
  • 94. What’s something you like about your body?
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  • 96. What body parts do you find the sexiest?
  • 97. What was your most recent sexual thought?
  • 98. Do you ever just play with your boobs, penis, labia, etc.?
  • 99. When was the last time you touched your genitals?
  • 100. Do you often imagine people naked?
  • swelling-bigger

    What the hell, I'll give it a try. Cum get to know me a little better.

    swelling-bigger

    One of the unexpected side effects of these new implants is that they respond to pressure differences, and have been documented to increase in size during plane travel. It has also been noted that this new size does not seem to decrease upon landing however. Health officials are warning all those with these implants to avoid air travel where possible as there have been cases of planes making emergency landings and also one case of emergency services having to cut open the plane before the woman could fit out the door.

    Before we restart and kick off this blog again, I feel like I need to state the obvious in that this blog is pretty evidently 18+. Please don't be the person to ruin it all by thinking the rules don't apply to you. If you think they don't, then they definitely do. This is the internet, it will still be here when you turn 18, come back and fap then.

    anonymous

    Just wanted to say that you were one of the only ones who ever posted actual photos of your "bulge" and that makes you a rarity for us in the expansion community. I know it's not much but thank you for making things fun and sexy for us all.

    Thanks, it's definitely not something you see a whole lot and I really wish there was a more convincing way to do shots with even less clothes on but alas if there was a way to do that then none of this would be a fantasy. I definitely want to get more shots in future but it requires discretion in a shared house so it's not very often that a suitable time frame pops up. Hopefully soon though.

    SB x

    anonymous

    What would you do if you were at work and kept getting naughty pictures from me playing with my tight little pussy while I think about your yummy cock~?

    Fantasy answer: Get myself off right there to your photos, maybe get a little help from one of the cute interns and then bring her home to you all round and swollen.

    Realistic answer: Walk awkwardly for the rest of the day, with a huge slab of cock trying to escape my trousers. Only to get home and fill you up for teasing me at being naughty.

    anonymous

    Have you ever fantasized about your balls not only expanding hugely with cum but also having that change be contagious? Like everywhere you go other men are turned into cum factories like yourself so in a short time all the women are sporting huge cum bloated bellies all around the city because of you?

    Balls getting bigger and heavier from the obscene amounts of cum inside them, 100% yes. Contagious, not really. But that might be because I'm too busy fantasising about bloating every woman up personally.

    anonymous

    Hiya Daddy~ Those bulge pics you posted are making me so damn horny, I wish I could sit on your cock and have you drain your huge balls in me.. I want you to pet my head while you tell me how good of a girl I am for expanding and growing from taking all of your yummy cum~

    Mmm.. baby you have know idea how good that sounds. I have been so pent up these last few weeks, I feel like I'm going to rip through my trousers whenever I sit down. I would love to come home after a long day of work and empty all of that thick delicious cum backed up and churning cum inside you. There is no better way to end the day than seeing you swell up and get big and round for me like the good little girl you are.

    anonymous

    oh daddy i’d fed you with only fertility pills for days until your balls are busting out of your clothes filled with cum and your cock is massive, hard and ready to make my tummy huge~ please daddy help your lil girl filling her completely with your cum and children~

    Mmm.. that was very naughty baby, sneaking pills into my food. I was going to surprise you for being good by filling you up with babies from all the pills I've been taking. But now I've had double the dose I think I'm much too big for anyone to manage, I can barely move from how swollen I am.. there is definitely no way I can fuck you and fill you up if I can't stand up. I guess you will just have to help daddy out and fix the little problem you created.

    (Side note: If this is the same anon that used to send me messages on here, which I'm pretty sure it is. Please for the love of all things holy message me on Kik or anything of your preference before Tumblr nukes NSFW content by the end of the month)

    anonymous

    hi daddy~ i’m a very thin naughty girl and i’d really really want you to fill me up completely with your thick cum until nothing’s left in your big balls and i’m lifted from the ground by my huge belly~

    That does sound fantastic, but unfortunately I'm going to need more information.. like where and when?

    Single and ready to mingle.

    Chubby belly, pear shaped BBWs with a major submissive streak and feedee and breeding needs, with a more than average interest in expansion/inflation kinks get priority. That is all.