South Australian Stag & Vixen - Cuckquean
Last update
2022-05-18 04:23:54

    NSFW Asks

    Send me some numbers. Anon or not I will answer anything. Hmu.

    1. What’s the dirtiest thought you’ve ever had about a total stranger?

    2. Do you prefer sex at night, in the morning, mid-afternoon, or NOW?

    3. What’s your favorite way to be seduced?

    4. What’s the dirtiest fantasy you’ve had at work?

    5. How would you dominate your boss sexually if given the chance?

    6. What do you do when you get horny in public?

    7. Have you ever masturbated in a public bathroom?

    8. What’s the weirdest thing you’ve thought about while touching yourself?

    9. What’s the strangest prop you’ve used to get yourself off?

    10. Do you remember the first time you felt aroused?

    11. Who gave you your first orgasm?

    12. Do you remember what that first orgasm felt like?

    13. Have you ever had sex with someone whose name you never knew?

    14. What’s your favorite thing about a quickie?

    15. What the most sexually daring thing you’ve ever done?

    16. Have you ever fantasized about fucking one of your teachers?

    17. Do you ever mentally strip strangers just for kicks?

    18. And then imagine, in dirty detail, what it would be like to fuck them?

    19. Have you ever kissed someone of the same sex?

    20. What inspires you to make the first move?

    21. In your opinion, what does it mean to be good in bed?

    22. Have you ever cheated on a boyfriend or girlfriend because you just couldn’t help yourself?

    23. Have you ever pushed the boundaries of fidelity to the brink and then retreated just for the rush?

    24. Do you have a go-to masturbation fantasy?

    25. What kind of porn turns you on?

    26. Have you ever had sex with your eyes closed?

    27. Have you ever blindfolded or handcuffed your partner?

    28. Does naughty talk get you aroused?

    29. Are you sure about that, my dirty little forest nymph of a sex goddess?

    30. What’s the dirtiest thing someone’s ever said to you during sex?

    31. Have you ever watched another couple get it on without them knowing?

    32. Have you ever watched another couple have sex with their permission?

    33. How would you respond if a couple approached you to be their “third”?

    34. What’s the most flattering thing someone’s said about your naked body?

    35. When’s the last time you had a vivid sex dream?

    36. What do you think an orgy would be like?

    37. Have you ever propositioned a total stranger?

    38. What does your ideal one-night stand look like?

    39. How long does it take you to get yourself off, on average?

    40. What’s the weirdest thing that turns you on?

    41. Have you ever had a naughty dream about a close friend or family member?

    42. Have you ever woken up humping your pillow?

    43. When’s the last time you orgasmed in your sleep?

    44. What’s the most embarrassing thing that’s happened to you while hooking up?

    45. Do you like touching yourself in front of the people you sleep with?

    46. What’s the dirtiest text you’ve ever sent or received?

    47. Do you prefer professional or amateur porn?

    48. What’s your favorite blowjob technique?

    49. If you had to pick, would you be a dominatrix or a submissive?

    50. Is there anything you won’t do in bed?

    Me Scrolling thru Tumblr Feed

  • *That’s hot*
  • *Oh yeah, we need to do that*
  • *She looks hungry; she needs a steak*
  • *Whose arm is that? …. Oh okay*
  • *WTF*
  • *Fucking sponsored ads*
  • *Who is posting cars?*
  • *That’s my post*
  • *That’s my post*
  • *That’s hot … Oh wait, that’s my post*
  • *Totally did that*
  • *Those shoes are fucking hot*
  • *Please just STFU*
  • *That made me hungry*
  • *Oh now I’m tingly*
  • *Heh, we totally did that*
  • *Where are my pearls anyway?*
  • *You’re not supposed to spill cum*
  • *Ohhhh I like that paint color*
  • *Fuck OFF Poshmark*
  • *You’re totally not even 18, shithead*
  • *What language IS that?*
  • *How the fuck does she bend like that?*
  • *Ohhhhh goddamn I need that now*
  • *Fuck that looks painful - looks away*
  • *That’s my post*
  • *What in the actual fuck*
  • *For fucks sake, it’s called grooming*
  • *Shiiiiiiiittttt that looks fun*
  • *Oh I bet we’d get along*
  • *How in the HELL did they get that angle?*
  • *Fuck off recommended blogs*
  • *Wait, what?*
  • *Oh that looks like heaven*
  • *Did you mean to spell it like that?*
  • *I need a new tattoo*
  • *Oh ME, I’d do THAT*
  • *Pretty panties*
  • *Fuck off Mobile Strike*
  • *Oh yeah, I do that everyday*
  • *Oh shit, better not reblog from them anymore today*
  • *Fucking minors*
  • *Great, now I want pizza*
  • *NO, I don’t want to play Dots*
  • *Just fuck off*
  • *I wonder if boyfriend will let me do that?*
  • *GROSS, you sick fuck*
  • *Ooooh pretty hair color*
  • *I wonder if my ass looks like that?*
  • *I wonder if my tits look better*
  • *OH HELL YEAH - tags boyfriend*
  • *Fuckhole*
  • *God I hope her nail doesn’t break off in there*
  • *Seriously?  A fucking teddy bear?*
  • *Fuck off Game of War*
  • *God is she even awake, WTF?*
  • *Mmmm stubble*
  • *Is that natural?  Airbrushed?  Photoshop?*
  • *Holy fuck his hands are sexy*
  • *Oh my god I need that - tags boyfriend*
  • *I wonder if that bra comes in my size*
  • *I don’t think you should put that in your ass….*
  • *That’s my post again*
  • *WTF did I just see?”
  • *Oh honey, that’s going to stain*
  • *That’s fucking hot; better reblog that one*
  • *Holy fuck, I need to get some work done*
  • *Okay just one more page….*
  • So! You've heard all the reasons the United Australia Party says you should vote for them... but have you heard the reasons why you shouldn't vote for them?

    Here is a very incomplete list of why NOT to vote UAP:

    Craig Kelly has been a sitting member of parliament for years. Here's a record of how he's voted on past issues.

    Want some highlights?

    He voted "Yes" to:

  • erasing Sunday and Public Holiday penalty rates;
  • increasing the cost of student debt and basic medical care;
  • privatising government services;
  • increasing mining;
  • decreasing availability of welfare
  • And he voted "no" to:

  • an investigation into systemic abuse of disabled people;
  • raising the Aged Care Pension;
  • any plan to transition from fossil fuel to renewables;
  • increasing political transparency, consumer protections, environmental protections, and media ownership divers
  • ending illegal logging
  • Craig was also a Liberal member for years (gross), and yet... despite going on and on about how bad Liberal is and how much he disagrees with them, guess how many times he voted out of line with his party? How many times he crossed the floor and voted in opposition to them?

    Not. Once.

    So, he claims to disagree with everything Liberal stands for, but he never once showed that while he was with one of their party members. Ok. So was he blind, before, and just voted how they told him, or were his voting decisions his own and he's lying through his teeth about it now?

    He also has a history of fearmongering, and has repeatedly shared wildly inaccurate misinformation about COVID and the vaccine.

    Now lets talk about Clive Palmer, founder and treasurer of the UAP.

  • He was elected to Parliament in 2017. Showed up less than 8% of the time (but still got paid 100% of his wages). Only ever attended on days there was a vote on mining-related topics, which he always voted in favour of.
  • Donated millions from his Queensland nickel refinery to his personal political party, then soon afterwards, filed the refinery as bankrupt, which put hundreds of Australians out of work. Spent the next three years refusing to pay his ex-employees the millions in wages and benefits that he owed them. He only paid them after a court ordered him to, but not before asking the government to pay it for him. Apparently he (a literal billionaire) didn’t have enough money to cover the debt, so he had the government pay it for him.
  • Couldn’t afford to pay his employees, apparently, but can afford to spend 80 million dollars advertising the UAP for the 2019 election, and can promise to outspend himself on advertising for this election. Shines an interesting spotlight on his priorities, doesn't it?
  • Clive says that “Australian jobs should be kept for Australians,” but he had all his Australian Election advertising material mad
  • Claims to champion the creation of jobs for Australians, but he did a deal in November last year with Campbell Newman, a former Qld premier who cut thousands of public service jobs.
  • He is currently facing 5 years imprisonment for fraud and misallocation of $12 million worth of funds.
  • He tried to sue the WA government for 30 billion dollars because they wouldn’t give him approvals for (yet another) new mine. Nothing says “I care about the Australian public” like demanding billions of tax-payer dollars because you’re not allowed to do more mining than you already do.
  • Despite endless tirades about the untrustworthiness of the major parties, the UAP did a preference deal with Liberal in 2019, which had a major hand in getting the Liberals elected in the first place. And in fact, Palmer straight up said that their main aim in running for the 2019 election was to funnel votes away from Labor and to Liberal.
  • Sean Ambrose, a UAP Senate candidate, has openly praised Russian President Putin, claims that Putin is doing good things in Ukraine, and is vocally opposed to Ukrainian President Zelensky. The UAP has made no statement about Ambrose’s support of Putin.
  • Back when the UAP was the PUP (Palmer United Party) several of their politicians quit the party in disgust, citing gross mismanagement, bullying, cronyism, and hypocrisy. Given that the party was, and still is, headed up by Palmer, how much do you think has changed with how they run things there? 
  • TLDR: For the love of all that you hold dear, do NOT vote for anyone from the Palmer United Party Australia United Party.

    Past actions, behaviours, and voting patterns make it pretty clear that they will have no interest in working on behalf of everyday Australians. The evidence suggests that their leaders are focussed entirely on their own interests, and nothing beyond that. Do not give them your vote.

    Rethinking Facesitting

    For me, facesitting always seemed to be just another male fantasy, and I only did it as a special treat for him. Whenever I tried to sit on his face, it did feel good. It got me revved up as his tongue technique is stellar, but the position was never quite right for me to really let go and experience orgasm.

    Having to maintain balance, ensuring he could breathe, and worrying about hurting him with my weight was too much of a distraction to be able to cum. That’s why I have always preferred to lay back, get comfortable, and let him go down on me.

    Recently, when I decided to treat him in this manner, my opinion changed completely. I don’t really know what was different this time from the others, maybe practice makes perfect, but it seemed much better.

    I enjoyed a nice slow buildup as he took his time, just enjoying my taste. With my eyes closed, I got lost in my fantasy world, and before I knew it, I was so close.

    Forgetting in that instant that I was sitting on his face and needed to be careful not to hurt him, I lost control of myself and started grinding hard into his face, taking all the pleasure and sensation I could possibly get, and giving myself an amazing orgasm.

    And you know what? It didn’t hurt him in the least and he didn’t die of suffocation. When I got off of his face he looked like a drowned rat, but he was grinning and told me how awesome it was, that he enjoyed it as much as I did. It left him extremely sexually frustrated which is always a good thing.

    Knowing that I just rode his face as hard as I could, driving myself into him with all my might, I realized that I don’t have to worry about hurting him any longer.

    If it could be this good consistently, I would want to facesit him for my own pleasure, not just as a treat for him. The last few times, I just sat my full weight on him and truly enjoyed myself. It was so hot when he was struggling, turning his face side to side, trying to get air.

    I love that I have more control of the action, bearing down on him in the moments when I want more sensation, and lifting off when I want to calm down a bit. I now like the fact that he doesn’t make me orgasm, rather, I remain in control and initiate the orgasm myself exactly when I want it.

    We aren’t having sex. I am just using him as a tool to masturbate myself on.